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Is The Pope An Asshole?

Sunday, January 18th, 2015

Pope Francis, seen here before his workcation to Transylvania where he intends to slaughter 200 vampires with his cross ‘o death, was asked about the recent terrorist attacks in France that claimed 17 lives. Instead of giving the proper answer that terrorists are diseased cock-holes and will burn in hell right after they are smeared from head to toe with pig blood, gave this freestyle rap answer that can best be described as “An answer an asshole Pope would give“:

Pope Francis has weighed into the debate over freedom of expression in the wake of the murderous attacks in Paris, saying that anyone who insults a religion can expect “a punch in the nose”.

In provocative remarks which may cause consternation in France, the Pope said that freedom of expression had its limits, especially if it involved insulting or ridiculing religion.

You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others.”

Yes Francis, yes you can.

In the world of the civilized, religions are made fun of, faith is often insulted, and you can provoke. And particularly, freedom of expression doesn’t have the limits a dirty little commie Pope would like them to have.

Francis believes that anyone who makes fun of a religion “can expect a punch in the nose”. So much for turning the other cheek. Civilized folk turn the other cheek. Actual Christian’s turn the other cheek. Commie pukes and mentally deranged Islamists believe in punishing freedom of expression, believe in redistribution of wealth, and think that insulting a faith is worthy of an assault, or in the case of Francis’ friends, murdering 17 innocent people.

The Mayor is also sure Pope Francis believes in forgiveness. He seems to have already forgiven the murderers and psychopaths who carried out the French slaughter, but yet he hasn’t seemed to come around to forgiving those who perpetrated the heinous crime of insulting the Prophet Mohammad.

So the question/title of this post is, “Is The Pope An Asshole?” Obviously the answer is yes. Yes he is. He’s an asshole. A stupid asshole. A stupid asshole who probably fights like a girl.


Papal Imposters

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

To find out why the “Catholic” Church of today has become a sick caricature of the Catholic Church of two millennia we have to look back to the papal conclave of 1958. I believe the documentary posted below will provide the key to understanding what has happened.
At the center of the film is the election of the conservative prelate, Cardinal Giuseppe Siri, in 1958. What you will see in this section is a very clear emission of white smoke from the Sistine Chapel 2 days before the election of John XXIII. On this night 200,000 people turned to the balcony to see the new pope emerge on the balcony while news reports went out around the world that a new pope had been elected.

Vatican radio later announced that the white smoke was a mistake and that no Pope had been elected. In this section you will also hear the testimony of an FBI Consultant that claims there are FBI and State Department files which state that on this night Cardinal Siri was elected Pope and took the name Gregory XVII. In addition, former papal advisor Father Malachi Martin gives his testimony that Cardinal Siri was elected and was put under duress in at least 2 if not 3 conclaves. This is the centerpiece of the film (part 4) which is about 10 minutes

Looking at one incident, however, does not give one the perspective they need to see that the church has been hijacked. The very clear signal that a pope had been elected 2 days before John XXIII emerged on the balcony is very suspicious, but in itself does not provide enough reason to believe that the Chair of Peter was stolen. To arrive at a clear conclusion on this, one must take several things into account.


The 1958 Takeover of the Catholic Church

Sunday, June 26th, 2011

The Mayor is pleased to bring to you part 1 of a 5 part series, The 1958 Takeover of the Catholic Church.

During The Mayor’s travels this past weekend, he was fortunate enough to meet the director/producer of this series, Aidan Carter, and had a chance to chat with him quite extensively. Aidan is a fascinating young man. He teaches English in Korea, and in his spare time put together a 70 minute video entitled Papal Impostors. Aidan believes the Catholic Church has been hijacked by a progressive element that has taken away Catholic traditions and replaced them with something unrecognizable.

The Mayor has included a few links to Aidan’s documentary (via Youtube). Please click on the links and have a boo, and if you like what you see, email Aidan and tell him, or buy his video, or send the links to your friends – or do all of the above. The point is, work like this can die on the vine if it’s not encouraged and/or sent around the interwebs. Aidan has an interesting take on things, and has put in literally hundreds and hundreds of hours of research and study to get this project where it is today.

The Mayor hopes you dig what you read and see.

The 1958 Takeover of the Catholic Church

There was coup d’etat in the Catholic Church on October 26th, 1958 and the Church has been governed by imposters since that time.

 Is this really that important? In my opinion it is. The Catholic Church is the largest and oldest institution on earth with roughly a billion nominal members, roughly 3 times the population of the United States.

 Since 1958 however, despite the numbers, the institution has been largely ineffective in combating the social ills they had so effectively handled for centuries. Abortion, pornography, divorce, obscenity all became prominent after the papal chair was usurped in 1958.

 To demonstrate the power of the Church before this, look at the time when Pius XII excommunicated President Peron of Argentina in 1955 when he tried to contradict the constitution and allow divorce.

As a result of the excommunication, the populace of Argentina rose up and Peron was removed from office and Catholic teaching was upheld.  Who would have thought that 50 years later Argentina would be legalizing “gay marriage.”
Also, for those familiar with Catholicism you may know that the original Mass, which can be traced back to the 4th century (but could very well be apostolic in origin), was abandoned in 1969 to make way for a “new mass,” A ceremony that bears little resemblance to the traditional Mass. Again, who would want to destroy the sacred rite but an enemy agent masquerading as Pope.

Part 8 The Destruction of the Mass

Let’s give the Palestinians Israel to end world hunger

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009


I know, easy headline. So is taking pot-shots at the Catholic Church. 

Sarah Silverman, self-anointed Jewish spokeswoman, is suggesting that Catholics should sell the Vatican:

In a new profanity-laced monologue making the rounds on YouTube in time for UN World Food Day on Friday, Silverman suggests that it’s time for the pope to “move out of your house that is a city” and use the proceeds to feed the world’s poor.

Leave it to a woman who plays the Jew card at every opportunity to debase someone else’s faith. Unfortunately, she can’t even make the math add up. The entire real estate holdings in the Holy See is likely no more than $1 billion, according to the article. A billion dollars just doesn’t cut it in the world today, especially when you consider how likely it is any bureaucrats handling the money will take a hefty slice for themselves.

Dismantling the heart of the religion will slowly erode support for the religion. The reason that the Sistine Chapel is so valuable is that there are a billion people see it as a tribute to God. They do not perceive it as Michelangelo’s greatest masterpiece; they see it as the symbol of their faith. The embrace of someone like Michelangelo also shows the ultimately forgiving nature of Catholics, as he was widely believed to be homosexual. That would not have stopped Michelangelo, who did not commission such great works just to cash out on the Church’s dime. Michelangelo invested his entire creative energies as an artist into making these treasures, and they do not just belong to all Catholics, but they are valuable precisely because there are Catholics.

These priceless, to some, works of art are so fantastic that they are considered a gift to all of humanity, and parceling them off to the unusually wealthy diminishes their value to us universally. Picture the Mona Lisa sitting in Alex Rodriguez’s bathroom.

It would be of some benefit to the world if more of us Catholics also took our faith seriously. The odds of humanity producing a Michelangelo (sculptor, architect, painter all in one) is usually very rare, but we can all make a small contribution in our own way to inspire and uplift humanity. If it is done through art, it also strengthens the needs for others to contribute the other aspects of the Catholic Church through charity, self-control, commitment to peace, and social justice. Does anyone remember that the Catholic Church is against the 2003 invasion of Iraq?

Art today is a reflection of the doctrines of today–self-destructive, chaotic, and intended to shock rather than inspire. It’s borne of the intellectual mindset, which has its own hand in trying to destroy God. There is no Mona Lisa of today because it has not been permitted by the art world. It’s the same destructive force that thinks selling the Vatican will generate some short-term wealth and make the very last pope “awesome.” The Health and Human Services budget will be roughly $870 billion for 2010, for one year, and it has no hope of wiping out poverty in the United Sstates alone. Dismantling of the Vatican would simply be its own religious act.

Was she not content enough to be a homewrecker for Jimmy Kimmel? She has to try it with Pope Benedict as well?

Want Sex? Let Us Pray…

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009


A Roman Catholic organization is asking couples to pray before they have sex (with each other), in order to “purify their intentions”

The pre-sex prayer, tucked amid others about engagement and caring for children, is designed to banish any selfish or hedonistic motivation for copulation, The Daily Mail reports.

“Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive,” couples are to recite. “Clothe us in our true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever.”

TLDG and I are way ahead of the Catholic Church on this one, we happen to invoke religion before, during and after sex. Here’s a little sampling of some of the Christian goodness we engage in:

Before sex:

The Mayor – God, I hope she wants some tonight..

TLDG – Oh Lord, not again, I bet he wants sex…

During sex:

The Mayor: Christ, I can’t get it up…

TLDG: For the love of God, when is this puppet show going to be over…

After sex:

The Mayor: Lord turnderin’ Jebus, I was half man half animal tonight…

TLDG: Heavens above, get off me you bald bastard…

So you see, we don’t need no steeeenkin’ booklet telling us what to say before sex. However, I could use a few lines before I take matters into my own hands…if you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? I mean when I masturbate. Man, do I have to draw you a picture? Ya, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?


Obama Is the Son of God

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Small wonder he seems to be able to swat away the glamour and charisma of Sarah Palin like a bothersome mosquitoe (that’s the Dan Quayle spelling).

[A glittery bauble smuggled over from Keyser's Lair]

Theme Park for Hardcore Christian Masochists

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

h/t to inveterate Keyser reader Simon (of Cyrene)

Bill Maher Smears Catholic Church and Pope, Still Silent on Islam

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

The Gollum of cable television, Bill Maher, recently smeared the Catholic Church and Pope Benedict.

Quoth Mr. Maher:

“I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult,” Maher told his audience. “Its leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That’s right, the Pope is coming to America this week and, ladies, he’s single.”

Catholic League President Bill Donohue responded that Maher “lied when he said the Pope ‘used to be a Nazi.’ Like all young men in Germany at the time, he was conscripted into a German Youth organization (from which he fled as soon as he could). Every responsible Jewish leader has acknowledged this reality and has never sought to brand the Pope a Nazi. That job falls to Maher.”

Maher, a political liberal, has often been a magnet for controversy, making audacious statements targeting religion in general and ridiculing Christians especially. His mother was Jewish but he says that he “was raised Catholic.”

On May 24, 2002, Maher told CNN’s Larry King Live: “I never even knew I was half-Jewish until I was a teen-ager. I was just so frightened about the Catholics and everything that was going on there in the church — and I was never, you know, molested or anything. And I’m a little insulted. I guess they never found me attractive. And that’s really their loss.”

Last year, Maher made news after strongly implying on his HBO show that the world would be a better place if Vice President Dick Cheney had been assassinated. “I have zero doubt that if Dick Cheney was not in power, people wouldn’t be dying needlessly tomorrow,” Maher said on March 5. “I’m just saying if he did die, other people, more people would live. That’s a fact.”

On his May 18, 2007 edition of “Real time with Bill Maher,” the host compared communion to homosexual oral sodomy and called for turning homosexuality into a religion.

“Gay men, don’t say you’re life-partners, say you’re a nunnery of two,” said Maher. “We weren’t having sex officer, I was performing a very private Mass, here in my car. I was letting my rod and my staff comfort him. Take this and eat of it, for this is my roommate, Barry. …

“And for all those who truly believe there is a special place for you in Kevin. And speaking of Heaven, one can only hope that as Jerry Falwell now approaches the Pearly Gates, he is met there by God Himself, wearing a Fire Island muscle shirt, and nut-hugger shorts, and saying to Jerry in a mighty lisp, ‘I’m not talking to you.’”

Maher frequently has well-known celebrities, politicians, and journalists on his program.

Mary Ann Kreitzer, president of the Catholic Media Coalition, an umbrella group of Catholic organizations, called the comments, “a horrifying anti-Catholic diatribe.”

When your comedy sucks so bad that you must resort to smearing an institution that has been instrumental in the development of Western civilization and has withstood centuries of history and turbulence, you have failed as a comedian. But this is not uncommon for liberals like Maher. The Catholic Church is the perfect target for individuals who resent any limitations on their words and actions like killing unborn babies in the womb, pre-marital sex, pornography, birth control, and sleeping in on Sunday morning.

Yes, an oppressive institution, this Catholic Church. No wonder Maher is salivating venom when he speaks.

Fortunately, Maher did not attack Islam or the Prophet Muhammed (who really was molesting nine year old girls) because that would be offensive.

~ Sisyphus, cross-posted at The Sisyphus Files.