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You Were A Beautiful Baby

Friday, September 24th, 2010

At firs,t The Mayor thought he was looking at one of those Romanian babies 60 Minutes spotlighted about 20 years ago after the fall of Chauchescu, but alas, it isn’t. Truth be told, I think Mattel’s R & D are shooting blanks with Vampire Baby. Sure, vampires are under-represented and marginalized, but no amount of plastic vampire babies are going to integrate them into society.

Ya, I have no idea what I’m talking about. It happens.

Hey – Look over there!!!!

Every.Freaking.Time.