It’s nice to see celebrities united in a cause that doesn’t involve the assassination of their President.
Jamie Foxx recently took bids for dates with several stars at a charity bash held in Miami Beach to aid the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
Paris Hilton was brought to tears when one bidder offered $200,000 to spend New Year’s Eve with her. It’s so generous. I’m crying right now, she said.
That is so sweet, I’m also crying. $200,000 is a lot of money just to be near someone so ripe with disease, but then again, I suppose it’s some guys fantasy to be with a skinny, brainless, STD filled skank, who am I to rain on his parade?
If it was me that won Paris Hilton for a night, the first thing I would do is shave her head and get her a skull tattoo that says “I’m a geneious”.
Colin Farrell was also on the block that night. When nervous bidders weren’t forthcoming with their bids, Foxx asked for group bids.
A group of 10 friends bid $10,000 for a date with Farrell, while another woman doubled it for her own one-night stand.
Silence is a charity slaves worst nightmare. I heard that someone bid $25,000 NOT to have a date with Colin Farrell and his outrageously small penis.
“And what do we start the bidding at for Colin Farrell? Do I hear $5000?”
“Do I hear $1000″
“C’mon folks, it’s Colin Farrell, he’s nearly as good as a real human being. Do I hear 70 cents?”
How embarrassing is that?
From what I hear, people bid more for Ed Asnew than they did for Colin Farrell.
Celebrities bidding themselves out as slaves. Yes, The Mayor is all for that.