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Help A Brutha Out

Saturday, January 7th, 2017

If you have been fortunate enough to have drawn a breath the last 50 or so days, you are quite aware of the Obama administration accusing Russia of hacking the US election. Donald The Trump claims that there is no evidence whatsoever that the Russians hacked the election, while the Obama administration claims the exact opposite – that the Russians are indeed guilty of hacking.

Which brings The Mayor to this important question: The Mayor understands what the word *hack* means, and he also understands what the words *the, and election* mean. When all three words are strewn together, The Mayor pretty much catches the drift of what the sentence entails. What The Mayor can’t for the life figure out is if the Russian’s did indeed perform this hack, what did they physically do to alter the election?

For instance: The Obama admin claims that “Russia’s goals were to undermine public faith in the US democratic process.”

Fair enough. But how did they do that through hacking? As in, how did the Russian’s undermine public faith in the US democratic process if they did indeed hack the election?

Did the Russian’s change the vote count per state? Did they produce false information and distribute it through government channels that were hacked? Did they claim they had 55 million dollars in a bank and if democrats sent them money it would be released to them?

What exactly did the Russian’s do to harm Hillary and the democratic process through this hellion hack?

Next!

Friday, December 23rd, 2016

Now that it has been established that Trump has the power over all things living, what do YOU have to say about his sniffles, Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

Antarctic Rescue Ship Stuck In Ice After Trying To Free Frozen Antartic Ship Stuck In Ice – There Must Be A Solution Out There Somewhere!!!??!

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

The Chinese *rescue ship* sent to rescue 52 global warmingists from death in the Antarctic has found itself stuck in a shit pile of global warming:

Having not moved for several days while preparing to airlift the passengers, the Chinese-owned Snow Dragon is now wedged in ice.

Snow Dragon only needs to use its hot fire dragon breath to free itself from the global warming. Unless it is fire that emits from Snow Dragon’s mouth, then in that case it will have to wait in the shit pile of global warming until spring, which by that time, all the Chinese global warmingist rescuers will be dead.

What needs to happen here is someone or something needs to get a bigger ship to help free the Chinese Snow Dragon. When that happens, the Snow Dragon can go rescue the commies on the other ship that has or hasn’t a name. If the newest ship fails to rescue our Snow Dragon hero’s, and let’s say gets struck in ice, then someone or something will have to build the biggest ship ever in the history of any world, sail it to the Antarctic and free the ship that couldn’t get the Snow Dragoner’s out, and then the Chinese can get the Russian’s out, who in turn can get the holy hell out of the Antarctic. If all that fails, we (meaning you and I) need to bomb the crap out of the Antarctic until it loosens its mighty grip on the Chinese, Russian’s, global warming idiots, and some other people who cannot be described yet. Screw the Antarctic anyway, all it has ever done was make fun of global warmingists, in a kind of ironic/kosmic way.

All Your Reporters Are Belong To Us

Thursday, January 2nd, 2014

The biggest difference between our western commie press and the filthy North Korean commie press, is that our filthy commies have immaculate clothes and fantastic haircuts. Other than that, it’s quite possible that what you just watched was actually scripted and sent to our filthy commie press directly from the filthy commies of North Korea Tee Vee.

Vote Early And Often

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

The Mayor doesn’t have to tell that piece of advice to nearly 50% of the American electorate, they’re waaaay ahead of him.

The polls are showing a virtual tie between Romney and Obama, and The Mayor is sure in the eyes of the msm it is a tie. Oversampling, relying on data from 2008, and a variety of other ocular illusions are meant to take the piss out of the Conservative base, but you will see in less that 12 hours the landscape of the United States of America has shifted notably right. Congratulations President Romney.

Conservatives can’t figure out how anyone in their right mind could vote for Obama, after all, Obama has failed miserably as President. Unemployment has skyrocketed, folks have dropped out of the workforce by the millions, the debt and deficit are now astronomical, and he implemented a health care act that will break the backs of employers and employees alike. Add to that his horrible foreign policy failures, food stamp recipients through the roof, bankers being given the golden ricebowl even though they should all be shot in the face at close range, etc, etc, etcfrickingcetera.

Why will 47% of Americans vote for Obama tonight? Obamaphone.

Entitlements. It’s all about entitlements.

The Mayor was once told by a guy who was on welfare for nearly 25 years, that not working was a full time job. It took a lot of work beating the system. And when you see those disgusting maggots going to the polls to vote for a pathetic reject like that commie slime Obama, you know that’s what those useless pieces of trash are thinking: how can I get more shit for nothing?

Those who vote for Obama are voting to take your money and give it to the lowest form of scum on the planet. Case closed.

When all is said and done and Romney is the new President, prepare for the riots. They’re coming. The undesirables believe their free ride is coming to an end and they won’t let that happen without a fight. It’ll get good and ugly, but it’s far past due. Prepare yourself.

Mill District, Pittsburgh, 1940

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

grofjardanhazy:  Mill District, Pittsburgh, 1940 január Fotó: Jack Delano

During WW1, federal intelligence agencies feared that German spies were operating on American soil, and quickly expanded their operations and networks. In particular, American intelligence units thought that Pittsburgh’s Mill District was the hotbed of German spy activity. It wasn’t. There were no German spies in the Mill District. However, there were lots and lots of commies. And after American intelligence agencies infiltrated the unions – the IWW (Industrial Workers’ of the World) and other radical labour groups, they found out that under every dirty, filthy rock, a commie would appear like cockroaches running from disinfectant. Or, like a Democrat runs from the word God. Truth, go watch the democrat convention for yourself. Or watch this video.

Kommunism 4 Kids

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

Hey, as long as it’s not Dora the Explorer, The Mayor has no problem with it.

One fish, two fish, opportunists and reformists. Red Fish, Blue fish, each according to his ability fish.

**Marx 4 Children

The Broken Reset Button

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Do you remember a few years back when Hillary Clinton met with Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, and gave him that ridiculous “reset button” which represented the new administration’s desire for better relations with Russia? (funnily enough, the word “reset” was mistranslated as “overcharge”) If you’re wondering if the reset button worked, the answer is a resounding nooooooo, fool:

The United States said Tuesday it would no longer provide data to Russia on conventional weapons and troops in Europe, citing non-compliance by Moscow with a two-decade old treaty that governed the information exchange.

State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland told reporters the United States will cease to observe the provisions of the Treaty on Conventional Armed Forces in Europe (CFE).

Adopted in November 1990, it was seen as a groundbreaking accord credited with greatly advancing global security. But Russia suspended its observance of the treaty in 2007.

“This is an issue that we’ve been working on ever since the Russians withdrew,” Nuland told reporters.

“After four years of Russian non-implementation and after repeated efforts… to save the treaty, we think it’s important to take some counter-measures vis-a-vis Russia,” she said.

The current administration in Washington has an absolutely bass ackwards foreign policy. The great minds of the Obama administration thought (and still think) they can work with Russia on their countries mutual interests. However, the problem is that the commies don’t have any mutual interests with the American’s. The Russian’s are helping to develop the Iranian nuclear program, they support Hugo Chavez, hell, they even support Assad, and even sent muscle (warships) to the area to keep an eye on any NATO buildup.

The commies don’t want to make nice. They aren’t our friends and simply don’t share our mutual interests. No matter how many stupid gimmicks the Obama adminstration might come up with (“reset buttons”, “peace horns”, “do-over bells” etc), the fact remains that the commie adminstration in Russia hates America and want to see it destroyed. And all the unicorns, pixie dust, and hopey-changey nonsense in the world aint gonna change that fact.

**Is it possible for Lavrov and Clinton to come up with creepier smiles? The answer is no. No it isn’t.

North Korea – Hell March

Friday, November 19th, 2010

The music makes this awesome video way more awesomer. It actually becomes the most awsomish ever. Crank those speakers, I’m giving you good advice here.

The only disturbing part of this video, at least to The Mayor, is when the pretty North Korean soldier girl smiled. Boy, is she ever going to get it. Like, in a bad way, of course. Not in a good way. As in, no one is going to say, “Hey I caught you smiling the other day at the parade, here’s a ham sandwich”, oh noes, it’ll be more like, “Hey, I caught you smiling the other day at the parade, here’s some death”.

Endorsements Keep Rolling In For The Dems

Monday, November 1st, 2010

To be fair, the Dems probably don’t want the endorsement of the commie party, as they find they are way too far the right for their liking:

Jarvis Tyner, national executive vice-chair of the Communist Party USA, spoke in Detroit October 7, on the need to for “left and progressive” minded people to help insure a huge voter turnout for the midterm election.

Tyner is uncompromising in his support for the Democrats and Communist Party “friend” Barack Obama.

The same type of thing just happened with the election of Rob Ford for Mayor of Toronto. On the left – the far left (as if there is any other kind) – was George Smitherman. Smitherman was in charge of the Health portfolio provincially and managed to LOSE $1.3 BILLION dollars. To this day he takes no responsibility for that loss and slubs it off as no big deal. Smitherman was also a crystal meth addict and has lived his political life surrounded by scandal. OTOH, Rob Ford is a successful businessman. Every other day Smitherman would receive an endorsement from some section of the insane left, and every other day he would drop in the polls. The Ontario libs backed him, his numbers slipped. Homosexual groups backed him (because he’s gay and has adopted a child), and his numbers slipped again. The Red Star threws their support behind him and bam, he goes further down.

Rob Ford ended up winning by a landslide. He absolutely ran over Smitherman. And why? For one reason, the average Joe looked at all the vermin that endorsed Smitherman and voted the other way. Trust The Mayor, the elite doesn’t see this, but there is so much anger out there right now that most people want the slime that got us into this mess to be hanging from trees. The average Joe watched for years as the leftist scum sunk Toronto with billions and billions of debt, all the while pumping up the unions, buying votes and padding their own pockets. Then Rob Ford comes along. An anti-tax, small government, pro-business true conservative that HATES waste and vowed to cut out the nonsense. Plus, he’s an avergage Joe. So what does the left do? They attack him personally.

They attack Ford because he is overweight. They attack Ford because he’s not a flashy dresser. They attack Ford and call him a racist, a bigot, a hick. And every time the left calls Ford a name, the more people side with Ford. Why? Although this sounds corny, it’s because we are all Rob Ford. Ford is an average Joe that connects to people. Smitherman is an elitist, he’s hated. The Red Star is hated. The Ontario liberals are hated. All the venom they saved for Ford was felt by the average Joe. And the average Joe fought back.

So when the commies endorse the Dems, it’s a great thing. It shows you how closely aligned the commies are to America’s democrats. And that is always a vote-getter for the right. So endorse away, you stupid arseholes.

Commie Humour

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Like usual, he’s completely off the marx.

Mort Zuckerman – You Started The Fire

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Media tycoon Mort Zuckerman, who recently admitted writing Barack Obama’s speeches in the past, has come out with an article, “Obama is Barely Treadiong Water“, in which Zuckerman criticizes Obama from the state of the economy, to healthcare, to everything in between. Among Zuckerman’s rants:

The hope that fired up the election of Barack Obama has flickered out, leaving a national mood of despair and disappointment. Americans are dispirited over how wrong things are and uncertain they can be made right again. Hope may have been a quick breakfast, but it has proved a poor supper. A year and a half ago Obama was walking on water. Today he is barely treading water. Then, his soaring rhetoric enraptured the nation. Today, his speeches cannot lift him past a 45 percent approval rating.

Click here to find out more!There is a widespread feeling that the government doesn’t work, that it is incapable of solving America’s problems. Americans are fed up with Washington, fed up with Wall Street, fed up with the necessary but ill-conceived stimulus program, fed up with the misdirected healthcare program, and with pretty much everything else. They are outraged and feel that the system is not a level playing field, but is tilted against them. The millions of unemployed feel abandoned by the president, by the Democratic Congress, and by the Republicans.
 
Republicans are benefiting not because they have a credible or popular program—they don’t—but because they are not Democrats. In a recent Wall Street Journal/NBC poll, nearly two thirds of those who favor Republican control of Congress say they are motivated primarily by opposition to Obama and Democratic policy. Disapproval of Congress is so widespread, a recent Gallup poll suggests, that by a margin of almost two to one, Americans would rather vote for a candidate with no experience than for an incumbent. Throw the bums out is the mood. How could this have happened so quickly?

The fundamental problem is starkly simple: jobs and the deepening fear among the public that the American dream is vanishing before their eyes. The economy’s erratic improvement has helped Wall Street but has brought little support to Main Street. Some 6.8 million people have been unemployed in the last year for six months or longer. Their valuable skills are at risk, affecting their economic productivity for years to come. Add to this despairing army the large number of those only partially employed and those who have given up their search for work, and we have cumulative totals in the tens of millions.

It is clear that the magical moment of Obama’s campaign conveyed a spell that is now broken in the context of the growing public disillusionment. Obama’s rise has been spectacular, but so too has been his fall.

There’s a lot of paragraphs I left out, but you get the general idea – Obama isn’t Zuckerman’s bff any more.

The Mayor isn’t actually sure what Zuckerman is complaining about. Zuckerman wasn’t lied to by Obama years ago when he was writing his speeches, Zuckerman was one of the media entities that actually created Obama and his lies. It was filth like Zuckerman that wrote the lies that Obama spoke in his leg-tingling speeches. Zuckerman knew what the American public wanted to hear, and even though he knew NOTHING about Obama (or perhaps he did, which makes it 1000x worse for Zuckerman), he had no trouble bald-face lying to the American public through his puppet Obama.

Obama isn’t a liar, he’s actually been rather truthful for a politician. Obama is a socialist and governs as a socialist. The Mayor knew Obama was a socialist (although The Mayor actually thinks Obama is a communist) before he was elected, you knew Obama was a socialist before he was elected, EVERYONE with a pulse knew Obama was a socialist. YET, Zuckerman wrote those speeches that made Obama seem like a moderate. Is that Obama’s fault or Zuckerman’s? Or both. More importantly, if you were to hang Obama or Zuckerman for treason, which one do you think should swing first? Decisions, decisions.

I’m not sure why Zuckerman is upset at Obama’s health care “reform”, liberals like Zuckerman have been fighting for this exact “reform” for decades upon decades. Now he has it, so what’s the problem? Zuckerman is upset about the stimulus but agrees with the nature of stimulus, quoting, “Americans are fed up with Washington, fed up with Wall Street, fed up with the necessary but ill-conceived stimulus program”. Zuckerman admits the massive, pork-laden slush-fund stimulus was necessary, but doesn’t agree with how it was administered. That’s semantics.

Zuckerman knew well in advance that Obama attended a church where the bigot Wright was Minister. That didn’t bother Zuckerman. Zuckerman knew that Obama’s wife hated America and openly said as much. That didn’t bother Zuckerman. Zuckerman knew Obama was influenced by commies like Alinsky, hung around terrorists like Bill Ayers, and the convicted felon Antoin Rezko. That didn’t bother Zuckerman.

But now that Obama’s poll numbers have completely tanked and the Demonrats are going to get their collective asses served to them on a platter come November, NOW Zuckerman is upset?

Fuck you, Zuckerman. YOU’RE the problem.

YOU created this mess, it’s YOUR head that should roll. You can’t play both sides of a coin, and that’s what this little puke is trying to do. He tried to con America into believing his lies, and now that things have gone sideways the douchebag is trying to cover his ass.

Nun uh.

Zuckerman has NO solutions to any of the problems HE created and now he’s trying to blame Obama. It won’t work. The day of reckoning is coming near, and Zuckerman knows it. When the day finally comes, I hope to hell there is no mercy for pieces of shit like this guy.