What food doesn’t belong here: Chicken balls, egg roll, chow mien, dog brain soup, spring roll, Moo Goo Guy Pan. Well, if you’re dmorris, the Chicken balls, egg roll, chow mien, spring roll and Moo Goo Guy Pan don’t belong. The dog brain soup though, that’s another story. Let’s look at the thought process of dmorris, and reconstruct a comment he made just yesterday on Canada’s fifth best humour site. Roll the tape, Fenris;
I’ll take the godless devil food any day!
The Chinese may eat strange foods, but the preparation, the spices, the sauces, are exquisite.
Come to Vancouver some time, and me and Kate’ll show you some real oriental eateries!
Note how dmorris has no trouble eating food that has been prepared by the devil. I hope your stay in hell is a happy one dmorris, I hope Satan has plenty of fresh sheets and toilet paper at your disposal.
Next we see that while dmorris admits that many Chinese foods are *strange*, he immediately comes to the Chicoms rescue by throwing in that with the proper spices and sauces, said strange food transforms into a wonderfully, delectable eating experience and will make ones taste buds explode with happiness. Sure dmorris, now try defending the Chinese and what they did in Tiannimin, or how they took that ugly girl out of the Olympics and replaced her with a pretty girl. That’s what I thought, nothing but silence.
Finally, dmorris threatens me by saying I should come to Vancouver and eat dog brain soup and dung marbles and the anus out of a cat, or whatever other death foods the Chinese are cooking up that day. Thanks but no thanks, dmorris, I’ll stick to relatively safe foods, you can continue eating things that basically fall out of ones bum.
What have we learned today? We have learned that dmorris is secretly a communist. We have learned that when conditioned by the Chicom government, good men like dmorris will eat pretty much anything, including the brains of a dog, and various poo–as long as it has spices and sauces with it. We have learned that the world is a cruel place where grown men who were once stalwarts of democracy turn into maniacal, dog brain soup eating, commie tyrants. Ya, that’s what we have learned, and truth be told, I wish I had never learnt it.
**Funnily enough, the godless commie sent me the pic–you would dowell to send me a pic, too