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Kathy Griffin – As Beautiful On The Outside As She Is On The Inside

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Boned Jello

I’m sure many of you thought The Mayor had posted a picture of Ronald McDonald on meth, but no, it’s Kathy Griffin.

And if you were ever wondering why Kathy Griffin is such a mean, angry and troubled person, just take a deep breath, look above at that picture again and get ready to swallow your own vomit.

The Mayor can hardly imagine what she would look like WITHOUT make-up.

University Lecturer Cries Discrimination Over His Horrible Fashion Sense

Thursday, August 6th, 2009


ugly-shorts-guyA Thompson Rivers University lecturer has been warned by the gym he attends to replace the short shorts he currently sports (look at me, I’m rapping) because they are too revealing, but he refuses to do that, of course:

But the 48-year-old has refused to heed the warnings — and says he’d rather rescind his membership at the centre than toss out the six to eight pairs of short shorts he owns, one of them purchased from a Montreal Wal-Mart in 1997 for $5.

“I think it is discriminating and at the same time, I think it is a double standard,” he said. “Here you have women that are wearing shorts that are half my size and with, excuse my lingo, the boobs half falling [out] — and that’s acceptable.”

I’ve had a gym membership on and off for the last 20 years, and I can tell you unequivocally that women do not walk around in really tiny shorts, or with their boobs half hanging out. In my fantasy gym where all the fine ladies call me Greystone Steele they do, but they also work out while drinking margarita’s, wear cowboy boots and assless chaps, and spank me when I can’t bench press three sets of 240lbs.

But in neither my real gym or my fantasy gym is there anyone that dresses like the University lecturer. I’m pretty sure that no one has ever accused any University lecturer of having class, or style, or fashion sense, but it’s generally common knowledge among us finely tuned Adonises that you always show up to the gym wearing appropriate attire. You don’t walk around in short shorts, because first off that’s gayer than a toothpick, you don’t walk around with a half-pipe like what the lecturer is sporting, and you try not to draw attention to yourself.

And that’s the reason why gym girls don’t walk around scantily clothed: they want to be left alone. And I have three restraining orders and a broken heart to prove it.

What this comes down to is buddy is itching for a fight, and there isn’t a better time in the world to use the words *discriminating* and *double standard* than in today’s political climate. He just can’t understand that he is being inappropriate and should stop acting like a childish little idiot and grow the hell up. The world isn’t out to get you, pal, we just want the vision that is etched into our brains of you to go away.

Disturbing Week–Friday Edition

Friday, February 6th, 2009


I’m not even sure this can be classified as disturbing. I’m sure a few years back, before the Goreacle invented the webs, this would have probably been looked at as disturbing. Now though, people will watch two girls and a cup while eating a peanut butter sandwich and sipping on a latte, not disturbed in the least at the horrific images being played out in front of them. So I suppose seeing a picture of a 6 year old grabbing the ball sac of skeleton means nothing any more. BTW, that skeleton has an extremely small cock. I’m sure that won’t offend you, after all, you read the whole post and haven’t clicked off and gone to Dust My Broom yet.

Disturbing Week–Wednesday Edition

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

If the guy in the picture was any gayer, he’d be allowed a government grant. Instead, he just gets complimentary tickets to go see the Vancouver Canucks. If you don’t see the parallel, then you don’t know anything about the Vancouver Canucks.

Disturbing Week–Wednesday Edition

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Maybe this isn’t disturbing if you’re a butcher, or a unicyclist that delivers sides of beef, but to regular lunch-bag Bob’s like me, I have a problem with it. For one thing, the wheels on the unicycle are made of rubber, and oil is a main component in rubber. Ever hear of global warming, unicycle boy?

My struggle continues…

Disturbing Week–Tuesday Edition

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Man, Geddy Lee and Neil Peart have really let themselves go. When I see pictures like this, it makes me wonder why I ever followed Rush.

Oh ya, now I remember why–I chose free will

Disturbing Week–Monday Edition

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

This is one of those pictures I post that I’m pretty sure will get zero comments. What’s there really to say?

(C’mon, say it, just say it, you bastards)