Oh sweet Hindu Kush, how ripe your buds are. I just want to…
Uh, sorry about that. Didn’t hear you come in. I was just talking about this medicinal marijuana that doctors in California are now offering to kids with ADHD.
For those of you who don’t know what ADHD is, it’s a disorder doctors invented so that parents could work two jobs and not bother doing any parenting while they medicated their kids to a level just below that of a coma victim.
For any of those kids who live in California who don’t already get high from the age of 8 onwards, now it’s perfectly legal to do so. All you have to to get a prescription is have trouble paying attention to authority figures who drone on in monotone voices about things extremely uninteresting:
Since 2004, California has given out more than 36,000 medical marijuana cards. The number of these cards going to children – it appears that all of the known cases are teenagers – is not known, as doctors are not required to report medical marijuana cases.
However, experts say medical marijuana cards going to minors are on the rise. Parents must accompany children under 18 requesting medical marijuana to this doctor’s appointment, the New York Times reports.
Even with this precaution, the fact that children can get medical marijuana is creating quite a controversy.
Now of course some idiot doctors are talking about problems with short-term memory loss. But as any person who has regularly used that sweet, sweet Hindu Kush will tell you…
What was I saying again?
Ah yes, I remember now. Marijuana not only tastes good. It’s good for you!
Now fire up some of that Dave Chappelle show and bring me a full bag of frito lays.