Archive for the ‘Drugs are bad mkay’ Category

Eye Bleach Time

Sunday, December 18th, 2016

Ralphie was nothing to write home about when he was 7 years old, but now that he’s 63, it certainly looks as though Old Man Time has given the poor bastard a series of kicks squarely in his fat, disgusting face.

Seeing these types of now-and-then photo’s really drives home the point, that if you drink way too much, abuse drugs, and engage in dirty sex with disease ridden whores, you can expect to go from being a pretty ugly little boy to an extremely weathered old rag of a human when you get older.

Mercy.

Ex Toronto Mayor, David Miller, Found

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

It’s good to see ex Toronto Mayor, David Miller, practicing the spiritual discipline, Falun Gong. For those of you who remember Miller, The Mayor of Mitchieville is sure you will agree that any taste, even the slightest spittle of truthfulness, compassion, and forbearance that crosses that reptiles cankered lips will….hey, is that a truck parked the wrong way on that road? That’s like a $128 fine, or whatever.

Faces Of Meth

Monday, September 17th, 2012

Wow, NOT being on meth has really screwed up this girls face. The picture on the left is of the girl strung out on meth, and quite frankly she looks great. Meth was really good for her – her skin looked soft, her complexion was perfect, and she looked tidy all around. But then she went off meth and turned into that creature on the right.

Kids – in all seriousness, this is from The Mayor’s mouth to your ears – take meth, it’s really good for you. You don’t want to turn into an ugly pig, do you?

The Mayor hopes he made a difference today.

The Mayor Feels Your Pain

Monday, June 18th, 2012

The Mayor couldn’t get through the whole list on buddy’s shirt, because the Atomoxetine he takes for his ADHD made his rather sleepy.

How To Fall Asleep

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Alternatively, have a few shots of rye followed by a good dose of ether and a rag. This also works when trying to pick up chicks at country bars.

You’re welcome!

Edumacation

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

The alternate title of this post is, “Future Obama Voters.”

Doctors Advocate Kids Get Hiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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Oh sweet Hindu Kush, how ripe your buds are. I just want to…

Uh, sorry about that. Didn’t hear you come in. I was just talking about this medicinal marijuana that doctors in California are now offering to kids with ADHD.

For those of you who don’t know what ADHD is, it’s a disorder doctors invented so that parents could work two jobs and not bother doing any parenting while they medicated their kids to a level just below that of a coma victim.

For any of those kids who live in California who don’t already get high from the age of 8 onwards, now it’s perfectly legal to do so. All you have to to get a prescription is have trouble paying attention to authority figures who drone on in monotone voices about things extremely uninteresting:

Since 2004, California has given out more than 36,000 medical marijuana cards. The number of these cards going to children – it appears that all of the known cases are teenagers – is not known, as doctors are not required to report medical marijuana cases.

However, experts say medical marijuana cards going to minors are on the rise. Parents must accompany children under 18 requesting medical marijuana to this doctor’s appointment, the New York Times reports.

Even with this precaution, the fact that children can get medical marijuana is creating quite a controversy.

Now of course some idiot doctors are talking about problems with short-term memory loss. But as any person who has regularly used that sweet, sweet Hindu Kush will tell you…

What was I saying again?

Ah yes, I remember now. Marijuana not only tastes good. It’s good for you!

Now fire up some of that Dave Chappelle show and bring me a full bag of frito lays.