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Clean Up In Mitchieville

Friday, December 16th, 2016

It has been quite a long time since The Mayor has taken a look through his archives and links. Including today, he hasn’t had a look at either in…..ahhhh….forever.

But the spirit (and a bucket of screetch) moved The Mayor today, and he decided that a blog cleansing was in order. He meticulously went through each and every Senate link and Member Of links. You should have seen him work, it was truly impressive. The Mayor discarded this and that, he discarded the other, and when all was said and done, he discarded his discarded pile. Thems a lot of discardation.

The thing that struck The Mayor today as he went through all his links, was the number of weblogs that are no longer in existence. The other thing that struck The Mayor was the number of blogs he doesn’t actually remember. He’s sure they were great at one time, but he honestly doesn’t remember knowing the person that wrote the blog or even the blog itself. That’s kind of funny. And sad. But mostly funny.

The Mayor encourages one and all to take a look through his Senate and *Member’s of* page again, and familiarize yourself with all the new and wonderful blogs he has chosen to represent the government of Mitchieville.

Have a nice day.

The sustainable supply chain

Sunday, July 8th, 2012

The Supreme Library of Mitchieville is pleased to announce the hiring of Ernst Blofeld as Vice President, Sustainable Supply Chain Operations. Like most corporations, the Supreme Library has been under attack from leftist Environmentalist activists in attempts to reduce shareholder value, cut dividends, and increase overhead. Mitchieville, in particular, has been criticized for its lack of multi grain toilet paper, harp seal upholstery, and rainforest meat entrees in the staff cafeteria. The Mayor and management at Mitchieville are confident that Ernst Blofeld can address the issues raised by the patchouli scented left and find final solutions for them.

We are lucky to be able to add Ernst to our management team. A proven performer with his previous firm SPECTRE, with an impressive zero record of failure, Ernst brings a demonstrated selection of ‘think out side the box’ methods of solving problems, especially in dealing with fringe leftist organizations.

As a way of saying Welcome to the environmentalist activist community, Ernst will be holding a meet and greet at the Supreme Central Library of Mitchieville on Friday the Thirteenth of July. After a buffet of Green foods and hippie produced wine, Ernst will take the activists on a tour of the Organic Recycling center, the power plant, and the cardboard compactor center. Others interested in seeing how an imaginative approach can find a thousand year solution to their leftist activist problem are welcome to attend, listen, and watch.

I, Fenris Badwulf, I care.

Quite A Blow

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

No doubt the woman was charged with crimes against the environment. Spraying aerosol depletes the ozone layer. What is she, some sort of earth rapist or something?

The Great Leap Forward of Diane Francis

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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What is it with economists in the antique media who hate the free market? Paul Krugman, Dierdre McMurdy–they just can’t stand a growth market.

Oh, and Diane Francis wants to decimate the world’s population. By half.

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Volcano worshippers in suits

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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Greetings to all you selfish breeders. Apparently the London School of Economics have decided that people are bad for business:

Every £4 spent on family planning over the next four decades would reduce global CO2 emissions by more than a ton, whereas a minimum of £19 would have to be spent on low-carbon technologies to achieve the same result, the research says.

The report, Fewer Emitter, Lower Emissions, Less Cost, concludes that family planning should be seen as one of the primary methods of emissions reduction. The UN estimates that 40 per cent of all pregnancies worldwide are unintended.

Remember when economics meant making people wealthier? These guys circumvented the rules and just decided to boost wealth by knocking off a lot of people. They aren’t an indicator of human progress as far as I can see. You have to love a bunch of Europeans (yes, this means you, England, and don’t deny your geography), still dictating who gets to live on their precious little planet.

The article refers to the Optimum Population Trust, which “campaigns for stabilisation and gradual population decrease globally and in the UK.” These guys alome make me wish the UK was not part of this planet, which seems to be their perception. (I would suggest the Telegraph help you with their editing but they can’t seem to tell the difference between a million and a billion.) Their patrons include “The Population Bomb” writer Paul Ehrlich, Jane Goodall, James Lovelock, snooze-fest TV host David Attenborough, and a bunch of other people the world would be better off without.

They want to see what they call a sustainable rate of decrease at 0.25% per year, as well as balance out immigration to emigraation. Why stop there? Close the borders altogether and you’re stopping growth in its tracks. Also, the modern British woman is having 1.66 babies (according to the CIA world factbook). So, you’re there! Congratulations, OPT.

Since we covered the UK, now we can focus on the real world. Any time you get a bunch of population controllers together, you can bet the pigmentally-enhanced are next on the block. Why else would they be talking about access to proper birth control? Anyone can wander into Boots in downtown London and get some Femdoms. Not so easy for Trang in Ho Chi Minh City. So we have to decide who is “overpopulated” based on a larger scheme of geography.

Is savage Africa overpopulated and the nice little recycloids of Eurpoe not? Well, let’s look to Wikipedia:

Europe: population of 731,000,000, area of 10,180,000 sq. km., or 71.8 people/sq. km.
Africa: population of 922,011,000, area of 30,221,532 sq. km., or 30.5 people/sq. km.

Now I’m sure that there might be more sensitive savannahs in Africa or the amount of desert area is much more sensitive to change. But why is Europe allowed to tell certain populations who is overpopulated? Even densely populated Asia, with nearly four billion people in the world, has a population density of 88.5 people/sq. km. The density in the United Kingdom? 250.9 people/sq. km.! Even places like India still dwarf that with a population of 354.7 people/sq.km., but look which colonizing country corrupted the harmonious nature of the Indians with quinine and penicillin.

So you have to hand it to a group that can’t get proper population control underway in their own country, and yet are ready to sacrifice lives to “family planning” (i.e. abortion) in the name of not angering the planet. These people are not sages predicting the future, but are primitive tribal chieftains casting virgins into the volcano to appease Mother Gaia. Halting energy solutions to depopulate the Earth just because it’s cheaper? Without even any proper resources expressing any evidence of global warming, they want to drain the population of the whole world as a “safe bet.”

In a world of weather extremes, where land is being lost due to rising temperatures, desertification, floods and rising sea levels, the world will not be able to feed, water and sustain even its current 6.8 billion population.

This would be more terrifying if Paul Ehrlich hadn’t been saying it since 1968, where he proposed “sterilants” in the water supply to curb the population. That’s right–poison the water supplies around the world to stop population growth. Aren’t Africans threatened with enough dictators as it is?

I’m predicting that the future of the world is in an enterprising, bright African child’s mind. London’s School of Eugenic Volcano-Worship is the real population problem.

Celebrate Earth Day with a crank!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

April 23rd, as in tomorrow. Join in the celebration. Punch a tree, strangle a penguin, and just generally act like a Captain Planet villain all you want. This is your day, you capitalist pigs!

Wood & Coal–Back In Vogue

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Environmentalists have been very happy lately because rising gas prices have meant less cars on the road and more conservation. Yay momma Gaea! I’d like to be the first to wreck their happiness, by telling the filthy tree huggers, rising gas prices has led to an increase in the average Joe six-pack raping momma Gaea. Yay earth rapists!

More area residents will be heating their homes with wood pellets, coal and fireplaces next winter than anytime in the recent past, as they seek alternatives to skyrocketing fuel oil and natural gas costs.

Sales of pellet stoves and related equipment nationwide is estimated to have increased more than 50 percent in the first half of 2008, according to one industry source.

The cost for a home totally heated by pellets and using three tons of wood pellets per season is expected to be in the vicinity of $750 to $1,000 this winter, she said.

An Attleboro area home using 500 gallons of fuel oil that cost $1,275 to heat last year with fuel at $2.55 per gallon could well cost its owner $2,170 this year at the current average price of $4.34.

Either by hook or by crook, I will not live in a world where I can’t rape its natural resources.

When faced with financial ruin, people will explore any avenue to cut their costs. If this means burning coal, so be it. If this means chopping down a few trees, so be it. If this means filling up their stoves with the eyeballs of puppy dogs, so be it. Sure, the environment is important to people, but do you know what is far more important? Not dying of starvation. And that’s where environmentalism ends with most people. If you’re making money hand over fist, then sure, you don’t mind shelling out a few nickles for the environment. However, if the choice is between steak or giving away hard earned loot to some jackass who wears a jean jacket with a stupid button with an even dumber slogan about the environment on the stupid button, well, the environment can burn to the ground for all the average schmuck cares. I know this to be true, for I am a schmuck like you. Schmuck.

It’s a disco inferno

I Don’t Recycle No More: The Video

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008



count your tears as they pour
i leave my butts at your door
and i don’t recycle no more.

I, Mike of the London Fog, double-cross-posted this.

Australia Has Doomed Humanity

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

A study released last week and reported in the never wrong Globe and Mail stated that Antarctica is melting at an alarming rate and may cause global water levels to rise by 60 meters (180 feet):

One of the biggest worries about global warming has been its potential to affect the stability of the Antarctic ice sheet, a vast storehouse of frozen water that would inundate the world’s coastal regions if it were to melt because of a warming climate.

The huge implications posed by the health of the ice sheet have prompted major scientific interest into whether it is growing, shrinking, or stable, with no clear consensus among researchers about its overall trend. But a new study released yesterday, based on some of the most extensive measurements to date of the continent’s ice mass, presents a worrisome development: Antarctica’s ice sheet is shrinking, at a rate that increased dramatically from 1996 to 2006.

Never known to worry about political correctness, or current global trends, our colonial thief-cousins from downunder have decided to flood the earth and doom humanity by starting daily airline flights to Antarctica.

The statist Australian Civilian Aviation Safety Authority approved the daily Airbus 319 flights, flights that will land on a newly built Firefox style 4 mile long ice runway (video can be seen here), after considering many pertinent safety facts such as fuel requirements and emergency landing sites. It appears though the horrific eco effect of the 8 hour return flights to earths most fragile continent wasn’t one of them. Where is the talk of the environment? Where are our Carbon Credits? Where is Algore when you need him? The world demands answers!

How can we blog knowing that our fate has been sealed by a bunch of beer swilling hooligans from Convict Isle? Instead of blogging now Fenris worries about the fate of Marginalized Action Dinosaur as Lake Winnipeg boils over. The Mayor, a blogging giant amoung men, frets over the fate of his waterfront properties in Belize, Jamaica, Hawaii, Madagascar, Texas, Italy and Sarnia instead of writing posts. Australia must be stopped before it is too late. You as a citizen blog reading activist can stop the horror downunder: send Fenris your money – send all of it (PayPal, Visa, Canadian Tyre cash and Carbon Credits accepted).

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The Earth Is Saved!

Friday, December 14th, 2007

On the left we have International Environmentalist, Algore. For our international readers, the guy on the right is Canadian Environmentalist and leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, Stephane Dion (see: here and here ). What kind of environmentalist is Stephane? He has a dog named Kyoto. What kind of leader is he? He flew all the way to Bali from Ottawa for this photo op. Discuss amongst yourselves…

Update: Senator Marginalized Action Dinosaur has a great post here .

Save The Planet–Tax Babies

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Writing in today’s Medical Journal of Australia, Associate Professor Barry Walters–medical *expert*–said every couple with more than two children should be taxed, to offset the carbon emissions the child will expound during the course of its life.

And what would the tax be?

A $5000-plus “baby levy” at birth and an annual carbon tax of up to $800 a child.

And that’s not all the good doctor is calling for–

…called for condoms and “greenhouse-friendly” services such as sterilisation procedures to earn carbon credits.

And he implied the Federal Government should ditch the $4133 baby bonus and consider population controls like those in China and India.

As evidenced by Toni Vernelli–the woman who chose sterilization to, as she put it, “protect the planet”, and more and more high-profile doctors, this line of thinking is becoming very popular.

The main argument the population control folk have is this: There are so many people on the earth using so many of earths resources, eventually the resources will run out and we will all die. Therefore, we need to curb the population as a measure to prevent this from happening.

Do you see how dismal this line of thinking is? It’s a *my way or the highway* thinking, there is no in-between or negotiation about this–you either curb the population or die.

There is no talk about how we can cut back on using earths resources, or talk about renewable energy, or any talk on how we can grow the worlds population in harmony with earths precious resources. According to the population control crowd, the time for talking is over, there is only one solution left.

This is what is so sad about the population control crowd: They give their followers NO hope for the future. The future is already written and it doesn’t include kids…or adults, for that matter. It’s a bleak future that only includes death and despair.

That’s the sad reason why Toni Vernelli got sterilized–she wasn’t given any hope for the future, only doom and gloom. The population control crowd doesn’t care about the environment, if they did, they would be coming up with ideas and hope for the future–a future that includes babies, adults, animals, ect.

The population control crowd are little more than death merchants, selling their idiolistic sickness to gullible people who think they are doing the world a favour. These are the people who should be shouted down and ridiculed, they are causing more harm than good. They also give a bad name to real environmentalists who want to offer the world hope and change, not death and destruction.

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Al Gore–Endangered Species Killer

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Hot off the heals of Live AID We Are The World Farm AID Save The Earth AID 2007, Algore once again shows his credentials as the savior of the universe by having endangered species slaughtered for his own gratification:

ONLY one week after Live Earth, Al Gore’s green credentials slipped while hosting his daughter’s wedding in Beverly Hills.

Gore and his guests at the weekend ceremony dined on Chilean sea bass – arguably one of the world’s most threatened fish species.

Working with non-government organisations, the Humane Society International’s focus is now on pursuit of illegal fishing operators who, in the rush to cash in on the highly valued species, plunder stocks with no regard for sustainability.

Then look no further, Algore can be found at any given buffet at any given time. Go arrest his fat ass.

The fat bastard just wanted to see what an endangered fish tasted like, cut tubby a break.

It’s bizarre that even I know that Chilean Sea Bass is endangered, yet the saviour of the universe doesn’t. I wonder what they served at the bar, Beluga whale blood?

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