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Erin Heatherton – Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, February 19th, 2012

When The Mayor was asked last night if he would post a picture of Erin Heatherton for this mornings Easy Like Sunday Morning  segment, he was a tad hesitant, as all female meat slab pictures are always Marc in Calgary® approved. Well, nearly every one. But The Mayor couldn’t get hold of Marc last night, as Marc was at a meatloaf cook-off in NE Calgary, a meatloaf cook-off that didn’t allow incoming or outgoing calls to be made or taken. That frustrated The Mayor – damn those meatloaf cook-off types! Damn them to hell!

So The Mayor ran with this picture of Erin Heatherton even though he knows there might be a bit of fallout because of it. Let the chips fall where they may. That’s the way The Mayor rocks and or rolls.

Kate Upton – Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, February 12th, 2012

Just a reminder that Valentine’s is coming up this Tuesday. Instead of waiting to the last minute to buy your loved one that can of motor oil she needs, perhaps you might want to put some thought into her/his/its gift this year and start planning now. A bottle of whiskey and a box of condoms is nice and all, but that’s really more a gift for you. A year’s subscription to NFL Ticket is another gift for you, so you may as well get that out of your mind right now. A $50 gift certificate to Hooter’s? You’re not in the zone yet, you need to ponder this a bit more.

The Mayor can’t tell you what to get, but he can sure tell you what not to get. And the first four things that come to your one-track mind are four things you want to avoid like norovirus on a cruise ship.

In other words, don’t go with your gut. your gut is ridiculous.

Catalina Otalvaro – Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, January 22nd, 2012

Even though Catalina Otalvaro has that look on her face people get when they don’t understand simple directions they were given on how to get from point A to point B, and even though she has had more silicone injected into her body than all the product at the Rubbermaid factory in Buffalo, NY combined, and even though she’s in a lingerie ad trying to act sexy yet can’t stop grabbing her ankles with her paw, she is still a fine looking woman that has been Marc in Calgary® approved, for your convenience.

**Model in picture has not actually been Marc in Calgary® approved

Lacey Banghard – Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

There are a few things The Mayor is sure of in life: the minute you fall into a large amount of money, either your car will suffer catastrophic damages, or the roof on your house will leak. Tim Tebow is NOT the second coming of the Christian God, and, Lacey’s last name is not actually Banghard. Although, who really cares?

Easy like Sunday Morning

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

You can click to enlarge, then save this as your desktop if you are so inclined.

The Mayor has been too busy lately to keep up with his Sunday morning posting, but this sample should slake your desires for safety for all those cute critters out there that big meanies usually just shoot, like rabbit varmints out nibbling your crop of carrots.

Chloe Pridham – Easy Like Sunday Evening

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

 It wasn’t easy picking out a picture of Chloe Pridham for you. And it wasn’t because there was an abundance of startling pictures to choose from or anything, as a matter of fact, it was just the opposite. There were hardly any decent pictures of her. Sure, there are zillions of pictures on the interwebs of Chloe Pridham, zillions of pictures of her lazing around in a bikini, and all. And that’s great. But out of those zillions of pictures, this is the only picture The Mayor could find where Chloe Pridham shouldn’t have a muzzle strapped to her pie hole.

The Mayor can’t make heads or tails out of this chick. He’s seen pictures of her before where she was strikingly beautiful. But this time around, when The Mayor went a searchin’ for some hot pictures of her, all he could find was Grade D dog food pics. This is the best of a sorry lot, and while The Mayor is happy you don’t have to see her in a muzzle, he’s pretty t’d off you have to see her in a set of her great grandma’s gotchies.

Oh well, it’s late, The Mayor is about 4/5 in the bag, maybe whatever. That’s right…maybe whatever.

Nina Agden – Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

There are two problems with dating a woman like Nina Agden – the first problem is that you would ALWAYS have a clogged shower drain. That’s the problem when women have so much hair like Nina Agden. Oh sure, you say you can live with a clogged shower drain. But it would end up being a real bone of contention. And when dating a woman like Nina Agden, “contention” is not the bone you want to sport.

Secondly, she has that playful look about her, which means she’ll slink around your furniture like she’s doing in the above picture. And let’s face it, slinkers are a real pain in the azzzzz. It may look cute now, but the key word here is “now.” Give it a few week’s and you’ll be hosing her off your futon. The floor is meant to be walked on and furniture is meant to be sat and or laid upon. Not slinked on. This broad would do better if she minded her manners a bit more. Damn foreigners and their crazy cultural traditions.

Luisana Lopilato – Easy Like Monday Morning

Monday, November 14th, 2011

The Mayor didn’t have a chance to post up Easy Like Sunday Morning yesterday, and he knows when he misses that particular segment, many peoples get very upset. You could be one of those peoples, it’s entirely possible. So this morning The Mayor was sitting around the breakfast table, eating a bowl of Captain Crunch and working on his second rye and ginger of the day, when it dawned on him that he could actually post yesterday’s segment today. Yup. Right out of the blue like that. But what about the name, Easy Like Sunday Morning? Ya, that was a problem. But on The Mayor’s third rye and ginger (7:22 am), he had a great idea – why not make this segment Easy Like MONDAY Morning.

And so be it.

Just like that.

True story, tell yer friends.

And the pretty lady in the picture who is sporting an overbite and some rather sexy gotchies? That’s Luisana Lopilato. A lovely girl with just about as many vowels in her name as there are consonants. Go figure.

Catalina Otalvaro – Easy Like Sunday Evening

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

What exactly is a Catalina Otalvaro, you ask? Why it’s the young lady in the picture, The Mayor responds. Where is she from, you inquire? The Mayor can tell you with a high degree of certainty that she isn’t from Belfast, Northern Ireland. Why does she have a scowl on her face, you wonder? How about you stop busting The Mayor’s balls with all your ridiculous questions? Look at that piece of meat and enjoy it. That’s all you need to do. Save the questions for your wife when she comes home tonight at 3am, stinking of cheap booze, stink weed and rubber by-products.

Skeezy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, October 16th, 2011

The Mayor remembers walking through a mall with his father about 35 years ago, and approaching us were these two women – one hot and one like the land mass on the left of the picture above. The Mayor’s father turns to a young Mayor and says, “I don’t like the look of the one you’re getting.”

To this day The Mayor uses that line on his journey’s. You can use that line as well. In the case above, it doesn’t matter which door you choose, it’s going to be the wrong door. You may as well choose the one on the left, as she doesn’t have a chance making it out the door.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

Man, there’s a whole lot of frolicking going on in that room, and that’s a REALLY good thing. Chcik Pillow Fights (CPF) are ok, but without the frolicking they are just sub-par kife. Semi-nekkid women are great, of course, but without the frolicking there’s something seriously missing. Tussling babes are cool, but to make things truly amazing you need the frolicking. Well, frolicking and knife fights. Can’t forget about the knife fights. With a heavy dose of frolicking, dontchaknow.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

What could possibly be better than PhotoChopped and airbrushed supermodels? The answer is nothing. Nothing is better. And for all you purests out there that have a problem with false advertising and outright lies, well, sorry prince and princess, so sorry that we mere mortals can’t live up to your exacting standards. And when The Mayor says *we*, he means everyone but him.

PhotoChopped, airbrushed, lies and false advertising, The Mayor isn’t insulted. Hell, he might just be a bit turned on. Or a lot turned on. Either that or the mickey of Spanish Fly he just rubbed on his funny spot is starting to take effect.