Archive for the ‘Edumacation’ Category

Where’s The Diversity?

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Oh right, there’s an Oriental lady bottom right.

Former Atlanta Public Schools Superintendent Dr. Beverly Hall arrived at the Fulton County Jail on Tuesday night to surrender to authorities on charges related to the cheating scandal.

Hall and 34 other educators were indicted on Friday, accused of cheating, conspiring to cheat, or concealing cheating on the 2009 CRCT test. The 90-page indictment accuses the former national superintendent of the year of operating a criminal enterprise, allegedly rewarding teachers who cheated, and punishing and even firing teachers who did not.

Those indicted in connection with the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal were ordered to turn themselves in by midnight on Tuesday.  By 3 p.m. on Wednesday, all 35 educators had turned themselves in.

Is r chillen learnin’?

This goes on all the time. It especially goes on in black area schools. It happens because the amount of cash given to schools is based on student performances. If students perform, schools get topped-up. If they don’t perform, they don’t get as much money. Black schools under-perform at ridiculous levels, so the only way for edumacators like Beverly Hall to keep the edumacation money spigot open is to lie, cheat and threaten.

It’s happening all across America and you should Google search something like “school scandals” or something similar. You’ll get 5 trillion results.

Why don’t you hear about this on the nightly msm? You tell The Mayor. Why don’t you?

NYC Kids – As Dumb As Shit

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

New Yorker’s are typically thought of as crude, brash, greedy, selfish, thoughtless pigs. Now you can add the word stupid into the mix, as a new study has revealed that 80% of their inner-city kids can’t even read, write or spell. Build those dicks a community center, they are obviously victims:

Nearly 80 percent of New York City high school graduates need to relearn basic skills before they can enter the City University’s community college system.

The number of kids behind the 8-ball is the highest in years, CBS 2′s Marcia Kramer reported Thursday.

When they graduated from city high schools, students in a special remedial program at the Borough of Manhattan Community College couldn’t make the grade.

They had to re-learn basic skills — reading, writing and math — first before they could begin college courses.

In order to “re-learn” something, you have to had “learned it” in the first place. It’s not as if someone forgets how to read. It’s not like someone forgets 1 + 1 = 2. It’s not as if one day you wake up and forget how to spell your name. Although to be fair, names like Sha’Quan and Marcelious aint dat easy to spell, yo.

Before this article was put to paper, and you can read this in the comments, the *journalist* referred to the low-cost immersion programs as *emmersion programs”, spelled the word group as *grouip*, and the word nervous was spelled *nervus*. The Mayor shits you not. It’s as if the journalista needs some of that low-cost emmersion classes herself.

It really doesn’t matter that 80% of NY inner-city kids are as smart as a tin of cat food, what really matters is that Bloomberg has banned the sale of large sodas, all the children celebrate diversity, queers can get married, American history has been replaced by climate studies, and prayer mats have been installed (facing Mecca, dontchaknow) in every school across New York.

The idiot class keeps getting bigger, liberals keep getting the jobs to take care of them, and all you have to do is pay every cent along the way. What a deal. All this and you still get called a racist, a bigot, and the people you are shelling out for want nothing more than to see you dead.

Also, think about this – the 11,000 *students* mentioned in the article – those 11,000 are from this year. Do you think there are any other dullards from years past? Like, say, millions more?

That question kinda answers itself.

Edumacation

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

The downside is that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. The bright side is that The Mayor burned off another 2200 calories this afternoon.

Boo world. Hooray Mayor!

Edumacation

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

A funny story to scare children, indeed. Like Voldemort, bogeymen, The Wicked Stepmother, and Obamacare. Things that make children shit their collective drawers and hide under their beds.

Edumacation

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

If you were wondering if our edumacational system is serving our inner-city yewt well, the answer has to be a resounding hell yes. The Mayor is impressed that Darnell actually knows there is a place in the world called Africa.

Edumacation

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

That’s right. And if they find the phone and make a simple call to the owner, then the owner can answer the phone that was found, call the finder person back, and make arrangements to pick up the phone that was lost.

Does anyone else have a pounding headache right now?

Perfecto

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

How did The Mayor do on the Pew Research IQ Quiz? Very well, thank you very much. 13/13. That’s 100% for all you folk that were shuffled through the North American edumacational system.

To be fair though, a set of easier questions probably don’t exist. Except in mills of higher learning, of course.