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Sylvester Stallone Looks Different

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009


Sly Stallone sure looks to be intrigued by something. Or amused. Possibly angry. Maybe thoughtful. Yes, definitely thoughtful. And his thoughts probably revolve around this question: Why did I let Dr. Mengele perform plastic surgery on me.

Sly, I luvs ya and all, but the next time you decide to have someone carve you up to make you look like a jacked-up Avon sales-woman, think to yourself what Rambo would say. And what would Rambo say?

 We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming.

Sure, that quote in context means nothing to this story, but it does give you an idea what Stallone was like when he was cool, not when he was trying to look like his moms gynecologist.

Facial Hair Week

Thursday, June 11th, 2009


I took this picture from Steamboat’s site. Steamboat calls him King Pucker II, of the Pooter People, but then again, Steamboat calls everybody that. At least he does when their backs are turned.

Anyway, I’m not sure what it is with dudes that sport outrageous beards, but damn it all if they don’t have captivating eyes. Yes, captivating.

BTW, this is also the Male Flesh Picture thingie of the week. Lap him up, ladies!

Facial Hair Week

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009


When Go_Fish told me to *bring on the worst* for Facial Hair Week, I immediately went to my folder and pulled out this Eastern European looking fella. I can hardly imagine what lies south of this bad bastards belly button, and if I ever do get that mental image into my cranium, so help me God, I will dip my scrotum in peanut butter and shove it into an ant hill.

Anyway, I dedicate this post to Go_Fish. It’s not a sign of my love for him, it’s just a sign of my like. Either way though, I suppose this post has gotten rather gay in the last 6 seconds.