Archive for the ‘Fwench’ Category

This Is Only A Test

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

And here’s another thing to look for: the bigger your ears, the bigger your areolas. If you have giant ears, chances are your areoles are the size of hockey pucks.

French President Sarkozy “Very Effective” Securing The Release Of Roman Polanski

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009


Members of Roman Polanski’s family are thanking French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, for being “very effective” in securing Polanski’s release from a Swiss jprison:

“I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it is thanks to the President that Roman has been freed, but he has been super,” Polanski’s sister-in-law, Mathilde Seigner, told Le Parisien newspaper. “The President has been very effective.”

The London Times speculated that Sarkozy’s wife, ex-model Carla Bruni, may have pressured her husband to intervene because she used to hob nob with Paris’ artistic community, which includes Polanski and wife Emmanuelle Seigner.

After initially balking at his release, Swiss authorities agreed to let Polanski move from a cell to his luxurious Alpine chalet once he puts up $4.5 million bail.

A bracelet will allow police to monitor Polanski , but the device does not include a global positioning system to track him should he escape.

 “We can only check if the person is at home, “Jonas Peter Weber”, a professor at the University of Bern, told the Times. “If the alarm goes off and no police is in the vicinity, the person will be able to flee.”

In other words, Polanski has to stay at his $4.5 million villa and wear a monitor which doesn’t work if he decides to go somewhere. So it’s like having absolute freedom. He could keep the bracelet on his DVD copy of Woody Allen’s movie Annie Hall if he wanted to. You know, birds of a feather and all.

Working for the release of someone that drugged and anally raped a child means that you find that conduct acceptable. The President of France and his wife think it’s perfectly acceptable that an older man gave alcohol, drugged, and anally raped a 13 year old child. They were “very effective” in Polanski’s release. Man.

It’s amazing to me who among the population finds pedophilia acceptable – those in the artistic communities and politicians.

Enough said.

Jacque Chirac Hospitalized After Getting Attacked By His Mental Dog

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009


And this happened to a Frenchman? How surprising:

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.

The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ‘vicious, unprovoked attacks’, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.

Mrs Chirac said: ‘The dog went for him for no apparent reason.

‘We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.

‘My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.’

If I’m not mistaken, a Maltese dog grows to be about 4 lb. It wouldn’t take more than a flyswatter to beat the thing to death. I’m just amazed that someone could get mauled by an animal that most people name either Muffin, Snowflake, or Mr. Cuddles. 

Do you know what I call a dog that’s on meds and is prone to *vicious, unprovoked attacks?* Dead. A Maltese isn’t even really a dog, it’s more like a sewer rat with a wicked coif.

And who in the hell diagnosis dogs for clinical depression? “You say that your father was never part of your life. How does that make you feel, you little bitch?” “Woof woof woof woof woof woof, yap yap yap yap yap.” “Oh yes, Fifi is one sick puppy.”

I don’t even blame the dog in this case, if I had to live with a Frenchman, let alone Jacque Chirac, I’d be on meds and biting him too. I’m surprised the little bitch didn’t try committing suicide by launching herself off her dog dish.

I’m sure if someone were to investigate this incidence, they would find that the dog was sane, but Chirac was on tramadol.

Aint that right, good boy?