Archive for the ‘Get Rid of These Pictures’ Category

Waiting For The Fatmobile

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Sing it with me – na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na HOTDOOOOOOOOGS, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na HOTDOOOOOOOOGS.

I don’t know about you, but The Mayor thinks the new USPS uniforms are quite stylistic. It looks like the fabric is totally breathable. That’ll come in handy when “Big Steve” is dripping head sweat into baby mommas farewell cheque. Guffaw!

Oh noes, did I mention the USPS again?

Consider this post deleted.

Creative Thinking

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Most of the answers are under the actual questions, which sucks, but if you try not to look too hard I’m sure you’ll be o.k. Like the time you walked by the bathroom and the door was left open a crack and your sister was standing there in her underwear, and at first you kept walking but then you actually snuck back up the stairs and peaked in again. Buddy, that’s your freakin’ sister! But man, she’s pretty hot. So ya, what a conundrum. Don’t get me wrong, I would never have done what you did, but then again my sister isn’t half as hot as your sister is.

It’s kinda like that.

I Have To Finally Get Rid Of These Pictures Week

Thursday, November 19th, 2009


No idea about this one either, but I’m rather fond of it. Maybe it has to do with my addiction to prescription painkillers. Or maybe I like the squishy face. It could be both.

I Have To Finally Get Rid Of These Pictures Week

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009


Once again, not an impressive picture, not useful for any post, yet I have had this stored for probably upwards of two years. Maybe I’m a picture hoarder. Perhaps I’m just a plain ole hoard. It’s even possible that I’m a whore. But one thing I can guarantee that I will never be: An obese woman dressed like a salad with a purple hat on my lumpy head, holding a shell-covered purse while relaxing on a motorized wheelchair.  You can take that right to the bank. Asshole.

I Have To Finally Get Rid Of These Pictures Week

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009


I’ve had this picture kicking around my computer as long as I can remember. Which isn’t that long, but it doesn’t make it any less factual.

Believe it or not, and I’m not sure why you wouldn’t believe it, but I’m pretty picky about what pictures I save. I usually save a picture because I’m going to use it as a stand-alone post, or as part of a post in which the picture is relevant. That makes sense, right? Well, I have no clue why I decided to keep this one. This picture is not worthy of a stand-alone picture, and I can hardly see how I would incorporate this into one of my many award-winning posts.

Who knows though, maybe I kept it because I thought it was funny that some David Suzuki looking hippie was riding a mastodon. Just the thought of that puts a smile on The Mayor’s face.

I Have To Finally Get Rid Of These Pictures Week

Monday, November 16th, 2009


I’m pretty sure I could extend this into a three month segment if I had to. I’ve had some pictures stored for years, and I know when I first stored them there was a reason, but now I have no idea what that reason was. This is one such picture.

Maybe this was going to be part of a Grandma Likes Watersports Week, or something. Who knows.

Anyway, enjoy this picture, at one point in history it was going to be something special.