Archive for the ‘GIFs’ Category


Saturday, March 4th, 2017

12 years of blogging and 16,000 posts later, The Mayor can honestly say that this is possibly the best thing he has ever posted.

That, and that cool pic collage of shitlibs getting hit by Mac trucks.


Monday, January 27th, 2014

captcreate:  tsarcasm:  bitch get it together  And here’s how you serve the people on the patio…

After the third time crashing through the window, Lance figured out that he can access the patio by way of the side door. Good job thinking outside the box, Lance, there’s a government job in your future.


Monday, April 22nd, 2013

Yet one more reason why it’s never appropriate to wear rapper pants.


Saturday, March 16th, 2013

Haha that’s Cavill Ave

It’s not like buddy didn’t have that coming.

We’re hoping to have Mitchieville up and running at full speed by early next week. The Mayor is happy you’ve hung in as long as you have (happy, but just a little creeped out), so hanging in a few more days won’t kill you, right?


Gifarific – “Keep The Maple Leaf Flying High.”

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

This was going to be a post about the life and death of Canadian music legend Stompin’ Tom Connors, but then The Mayor ran across this cool GIF on Reddit and decided to post it instead.


Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

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Jeeze Jerry, next time put your purse down first.

Actually, if this GIF isn’t manipulated in some way, Jerry is a goner. But it brings the whole life cycle thing into perfect perspective – Jerry and Boris go fishing, blow their heads off, and now the fish will eat their heads; later, some other schmucks will go fishing and end up catching and eating the fish who ate Boris and Jerry’s head, and all this because Jerry couldn’t throw a grenade for shit. It’s like the ocean always gives back what it gets.

Life is beautiful when put in perspective, ainit?


Thursday, January 17th, 2013

It’s incredible how many of The Mayor’s GIF’s include dogs. Mind you, this one isn’t barfing, humping, or peeing on someone’s face. Even though, it’s still a pretty fine GIF, and if you show it to someone, prepare to be called a hero.


Thursday, January 10th, 2013

The new Olympic motto of *Slower, Softer, and Dumber* has really been taken to heart by this new crop of ability-challenged athletes. The new medal configuration should be pretty exiting as well, as the IOC has agreed to add a fourth place medal to go along with gold, silver and bronze – can’t wait to see the new chocolate sprinkle on an Oreo cookie medal.


Friday, January 4th, 2013

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If you’re thinking of building a better mousetrap, you will probably want to start by scratching this dog off the *helper* list. He’s useless. Sure, he’s a cute little devil, but as a mouser, he’s pure garbage.


Thursday, November 29th, 2012

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Even though hockey is not being played due to a lockout, it doesn’t mean there isn’t ANY hockey being played right now. As a matter of fact, the Giant Breasted Hot Chick Bantam Air Hockey Tournament (GBHCBAHT) is taking place this weekend in Cobourg Ontario. 24 teams, 3 games each, should be a barn-burner.

Last year the average attendance was 42,586 a game. This year it’s expected to be even greater!


Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

Funny enough, the Chinese judge gave him a 9.2.


Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

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This is the dance Obama’s “Body man”, Reggie Love,” taught him right before they laid down for a night of snuggling.

How romantic. The type of thing Hollyweird movies are made of.