Archive for the ‘GIFs’ Category
After the third time crashing through the window, Lance figured out that he can access the patio by way of the side door. Good job thinking outside the box, Lance, there’s a government job in your future.
Yet one more reason why it’s never appropriate to wear rapper pants.
It’s not like buddy didn’t have that coming.
We’re hoping to have Mitchieville up and running at full speed by early next week. The Mayor is happy you’ve hung in as long as you have (happy, but just a little creeped out), so hanging in a few more days won’t kill you, right?
This was going to be a post about the life and death of Canadian music legend Stompin’ Tom Connors, but then The Mayor ran across this cool GIF on Reddit and decided to post it instead.
Jeeze Jerry, next time put your purse down first.
Actually, if this GIF isn’t manipulated in some way, Jerry is a goner. But it brings the whole life cycle thing into perfect perspective – Jerry and Boris go fishing, blow their heads off, and now the fish will eat their heads; later, some other schmucks will go fishing and end up catching and eating the fish who ate Boris and Jerry’s head, and all this because Jerry couldn’t throw a grenade for shit. It’s like the ocean always gives back what it gets.
Life is beautiful when put in perspective, ainit?
It’s incredible how many of The Mayor’s GIF’s include dogs. Mind you, this one isn’t barfing, humping, or peeing on someone’s face. Even though, it’s still a pretty fine GIF, and if you show it to someone, prepare to be called a hero.
The new Olympic motto of *Slower, Softer, and Dumber* has really been taken to heart by this new crop of ability-challenged athletes. The new medal configuration should be pretty exiting as well, as the IOC has agreed to add a fourth place medal to go along with gold, silver and bronze – can’t wait to see the new chocolate sprinkle on an Oreo cookie medal.
If you’re thinking of building a better mousetrap, you will probably want to start by scratching this dog off the *helper* list. He’s useless. Sure, he’s a cute little devil, but as a mouser, he’s pure garbage.
Even though hockey is not being played due to a lockout, it doesn’t mean there isn’t ANY hockey being played right now. As a matter of fact, the Giant Breasted Hot Chick Bantam Air Hockey Tournament (GBHCBAHT) is taking place this weekend in Cobourg Ontario. 24 teams, 3 games each, should be a barn-burner.
Last year the average attendance was 42,586 a game. This year it’s expected to be even greater!
Funny enough, the Chinese judge gave him a 9.2.