Archive for the ‘Good Boy Week’ Category

Time For A Little Trudeau Moreau Loveau

Thursday, February 25th, 2016

The only thing separating me and my Moreau are my Calvin’s.

Upon first glance, The Mayor thought this was an advertisement for the Gay Pride parade in Toronto this summer where all the great Canadian leaders will be assembled, but alas, it is not. Perhaps it is a picture of Trudeau and Moreau sharing a Lifesaver, while the old guy in the background looks on approvingly. Speaking of the old guy and his approving gaze, have a boo at the next picture:

It seems he approves of man et woman as well. Good on ya, old guy!

And don’t you dare move a muscle, keep your facial expression the same for the next 900 intimate pictures.

Speaking of the gay pride parade:

Trudeau is expected to march in the parade on July 3.

The word *march* in this context seems a little heavy, it’s kind of microaggressive and makes The Mayor wish for a safe space. Couldn’t they use the word *prance* instead?

When The Mayor said earlier on in this post that all the great Canadian leaders are attending, he wasn’t fibbing!

Along with Trudeau, Finance Minister Bill Morneau, Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne and Toronto Mayor John Tory are also slated to take part in the festivities.

And now with extreee special guests this year:

Organizers also have said gay Syrian refugees will have a place at the Pride events.

If that doesn’t make Islamic extremists love us even more, then nothing will.

Dogs Jumping Over A Fence Week

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

That’s a wolf dog and that’s a 10 foot fence he/she’s attemping to scale. He doesn’t even look as if he’s trying. He just bounces up and down to the tune of about 8′ a shot.Impressive.

So, the next time you’re making love to your sweetheart and you get the feeling someone is looking through your upstairs bedroom window, it might not be a voyeur, it could very well be a bouncing wolf dog.

Dogs Jumping Over A Fence Week

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

It’s like a blitzkrieg of Schnauzers!

Actually, these aren’t schnauzers, but they are some sort of flying dogs, and next to flying bears that can spit hand granades from their growling yaps , The Mayor can’t envision anything cooler in the whole wide world.

Well, perhaps a certain shirtless Mayor walking along the beach at dusk. That’s really cool. Good luck getting that vision out of your head, tough guy.

Dogs Jumping Over A Fence Week

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

If you think this is an amazing picture, you should see Rex when he’s scaling a wall.

Dogs Jumping Over A Fence Week

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Pooch is getting some serious height, The Mayor would say he/she’s jumping a good 4 feet. Probably not the smartest dog in the world though. After all, if the dog had traveled another 30 foot to the end of the fence, it could have just slid under that wooden fence in the distance.

Yup. Good jumper, but dumb as a sack of roofing nails.

Serious Dog Week

Friday, April 9th, 2010

This good boy is the Patton of dogs. And I’ve always thought smoking was cool, but now that I see the smoke hanging out of this dogs maw, I know for certain that smoking is the bees knees.

Starting immediately, I am going to start smoking, wearing a sailors hat and biting my mailman (I was going to bite my mailman anyway, but this just drives it home for me).

Thanks serious dog!

Now YOU can choose what The Mayor posts for his weekly, ah, post. Ya, post. Cast your vote on what you think The Mayor should post for his series of the week:

1) Bad Tan Week (I have some goodins)

2) Look What Went Through His Windshield Week

3) Mustachioed Woman Week

Vote early and vote often. Polls close Sunday night!

Serious Dog Week

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

I think we can all agree when I say that sometimes it’s alright to kick a dog.

Can I get a hallelujah?

Serious Dog Week

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

You have done wrong and serious dog knows about your inequities. He sees and hears what you have done and is not pleased. You have disturbed – not angered, but disturbed – serious dog. You would do well to make retribution to serious dog. I would suggest you start by rubbing his belly. Then perhaps take serious dog to the park and throw a ball for him. A nice big ham hock would get you back into serious dogs good book.

And remember, don’t do it again!

Serious Dog Week

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

I hate this dog. He gave me a D- on the thesis I wrote in University entitled, “Feminist Pedagogy and Unlearning Homophobia.” Mind you, all I wrote on the paper was “Gays scare me”, so maybe Pepper was right to give me a such a crappy mark. Should have bribed him with some kibble, that was a big mistake.

Serious Dog Week

Monday, April 5th, 2010

I’m sorry Fido, but I really am out of Grey Poupon.

By an overwhelming majority (2-1), the constituents have voted, and it looks as if Serious Dog Week has won the day (sorry, Mare, we’ll gay the hell out of this joint next week).

Some dogs look more serious than other dogs, but you know for a fact that even the most serious dog in the universe licks his own funny spot and would lap up baby vomit if given half a chance. When I think of rotties and dobermans and dogs like that, I tend to put them in the serious dog category. I can’t picture a doberman hanging out with other dogs, having a good laugh or what not. But a dog like the one in the picture, he looks like he would enjoy nothing more in this world than to hang out with his buddies, sipping whiskey, playing the spoons and making off-colour remarks about the smell of the neighborhood tramps ass.

Man, I feel as if i really nailed this post. I should be given an award of some sort.

Welcome to Serious Dog Week. A week of serious dogs. Kinda like what the title refers to.

No Fido, I Said Fetch The STICK

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

He’s going to get ‘em some kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits.

Maybe Fido’s looking to find where he buried his bone. Or maybe Fido’s looking to find where buddy buried his. Either way, I had steak tonight and it was delicious. Yup, that last sentence had nothing to do with this post. And neither did the last sentence, or for that matter, this one.

This Picture Goes With Raphael’s Post

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

fetch-the-stick

I found this picture lurking about in my extensive and useless picture file, and I thought it matched up rather nicely with Raph’s post (Women’s lib – two down from this one).

I’m not exactly sure, and I haven’t worked out the haha’s yet, but I’m positive there’s a connection somewhere.