I would say that based on her reaction, she’s ready to administer a head job of her own.

Good luck with that, The Mayor hopes it’s a great big success.

…and all of the people some of the time; but some people are too stupid to live and should have a cinder block attached to their neck and thrown into murky waters.

I believe it was Shakespeare that said that.

Yup, Tony Shakespeare, my butcher.

That’s a line I’m sure every grade 10 boy at one time or another. It goes along with, “If I don’t get sex, I could die!!”

Ladies beware – only a small % of the male population will die if they don’t get sex. Maybe 35%, 40% tops.

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Grandpa’s unique form of discipline should pretty much do away with that whole “unattended children” problem Walmart suffers from.

It’s amazing what three years and a wedding ring can do, ainit?

Just joshin’, of course. I know I make far too many of these types of jokes, and it’s not fair or even funny sometimes. On the other hand, sometimes it’s fair and pretty funny. I hope this is one of those times. BTW, buddy on the right is pretty much dead I would think. Darn, coulda used him for my, “I Am Going To Kill You” post tonight.

But I heard it really helps relieve sunburn. Perhaps the next time you get a sunburn you can try this magic elixir. I’d try it myself, but I’m a bronzed God and never burn. However, if you ever need help trying to achieve perfect abs, email me and I’ll definitely be able to give you a few pointers.

I like to root for the National Post, but something about their editorial staff gives me the impression that they overlook small details now and then. Maybe they just need to dig a little deeper next time, shake things up, and cause a few vibrations.

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