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The Woof Of Wall Street

Thursday, February 18th, 2016

Many people are asking themselves today why Hilary Clinton got onstage in front of tens of tens of supporters and started barking like a dog? Was she retelling a story from the past that involved a dog? No. Was she telling a joke that involved a dog and needed to bark to drive home the punchline? No. Was she trying to garner support from the SPCA? No.

Then why on earth would someone running for president of the USA decide it was a good idea to bark like a dog? Simple. That’s what Goldman Sachs demands of Clinton before they write her a $360,000 cheque for a 20 minute speaking engagement.

And for $500,000? She would eat kibble out of Gary Cohn’s ass.

iHitler

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

The Mayor isn’t sure how much more proof you need to prove the authenticity of this picture?

Hell, The Mayor even has a picture of iHitler sporting duck lips. He’ll post that for you one day, if you’re good.

What’s Hitler Listening To?

Monday, April 30th, 2012

The Mayor thinks Hitler is listening to Bohemian Rhapsody. Whatever it is though, he sure has his funk on.

Hitler Week

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I’m mailing this post in tonight because I’ve come down with a cold or something. I was feeling top of the world yesterday, then I went to the market and some Chinese guy coughed in my face. It was probably by accident, I can’t be sure, maybe he follows Mitchieville and is pissed at The Mayor for my not-too-complimentary posts about China.

Anyway, Hitler had some pretty impressive speeches in his time – his speech at the Reichstag in 41, the Sportpalast in Berlin in 38, etc. But this speech in 1942 at the Bundestag was by far his most incredible speech. His answer to the question, “Should we stock our vending machines with fruit?”, will go down in history.

Hitler Week

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

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Kitler was never the most popular cat. As a matter of fact, all the cats hated his kitten guts. You see, Kitler was very territorial. Kitler would move into another cats territory, stay there, and never leave. He acted like he owned the joint.

Kitler’s long gone now. Sure, there are the rumours about where he went, blah blah blah, but no one really knows where Kitler is. Some say Kitler manifests himself in the souls of other living kittens. The Mayor tends to buy into that theory. Then again, The Mayor is a borderline alcoholic.

**Picture courtesy of Cats That Look Like Hitler

Hitler Week

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

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It was a solid career move forthe young man to let Hitler take his seat. Sure, he’s not going to get the drumstick or any cranberry sauce this year, but on the bright side he won’t get a bullet to the noggin either. Cranberry sauce or bullet to the noggin? “Can I get you some more wine, Mr. Hitler?’”

Hitler Week

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

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At least he wasn’t seen hanging around a Wal Mart with Elvis.

I’ll be the first to tell you that I’m a little surprised by this picture. Not for the fact that Hitler is alive and at a cafe in Somewhereville, but rather that he’s drinking what looks to be a Big Gulp. I never thought of Hitler as a Big Gulp kind ‘O guy, but this whole internet thing has really opened my eyes to a lot of things I never thought was likely before.