This is the week it starts. Well, it has already started, it is just going to become flesh, material, earth, and manifest. The full moon on Tuesday is in the auspicious sign of Pisces. As you might know, plans come to fruition on the full moon, and this one (being in the grand collective sign of Pisces) involves the great mass of the people (Pisces) being done over by some plotting individual (Virgo). Mercury (both the ruler of Virgo, and resident in Virgo right now) goes retrograde shortly before the full moon, which greatly complicates the plans of the evil genius cooking up the plan for total world domination. The full moon therefore shows plots involving the entire planet coming to completion, and the retrograde mercury shows that these plots will come astray. Not good for Doctor Evil; however, he still has minions in place, bankers, lawyers, and activists. The event will be on Tuesday, it might take a few days or weeks to leak out to the media that Dr.Evil does not control. Got it?

Within the context of plotting for total world domination (a very Pisces concept), we start the week with three planets in positions of rulership: The Sun, Mercury, and Venus. Mercury is already retrograde, so is out of play. The Sun leaves Leo on Tuesday, so as a chart ruler, it too is out of play. This leaves Venus, ruling in Libra, and reinforced with a conjunction from Mars.

Venus, Libra, War, and the Roman Empire. Indeed, the patron deity of the Roman Empire was Venus, through her descendants, the Julio-Claudians. In astrology, Venus is associated with the dominant world power. Of course, I cannot really talk about which one it is, that could get me in trouble with the Illuminati. None the less, do expect the dominant world power to be challenged, and to respond, in the weeks of mounting tension that will climax in the middle of next month, September. I will delineate that as the weeks go by. I have plenty of peace and quiet, as well as supplies, in this large and comfortable survivalist bunker that Fenris has set aside for himself and the Library staff here at Mitchieville.

Libra is the sign of agreements, partnerships, and war. Sometimes agreements go astray. Wars start in Libra, or under the influence of Libra. Wars are fought and end with a Scorpio influence (and Sagittarius runs the war crimes trials, and Capricorn makes war profits, and Aquarius reforms the state so it does not happen again … et cetera). So, following the New Astrology, it looks pretty grim. Better get out your crystals and burn some incense to the castrated god of the feminists. It won’t help much. Just watch for what happens on Tuesday. It will be a clue, a foreshadowing. Observe what things happen around your immediate environment around that date (Monday – Tuesday – Wednesday), this will give you an idea what the impact of this collective event will be on your individual self. This is, after all, the week it starts.

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Be wary and careful around small, yappy dogs. If one bites you, you will be transformed into a Werewolf during the next full moon (25 August or thereabouts). Even a drop of dog drool could be enough to pull you into this fearsome witchcraft. Watch for that strange glint in a dog’s eyes that just shouts ‘werewolf’. Cats you do not have to worry about so much. Save that for Christmas, 2011.

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The Sun finally transits into Leo, and there is an oasis of calm and stability for the next month. Sort of. Really, with Pluto in Capricorn is there any security? The Hammer of the Gods is loose upon the earth.

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This week, the ever changing Moon assumes control of the Heavens, sort of. Being the fastest moving astrological body, the Moon changes signs every two days, or so. Mercury, which is acting as Field Marshal, is under the control of the Moon, right now, this week. The two most changing planets, running the world. So, you can expect sudden changes in fortune, misleading orders, sudden developments, but not a great war, nor an asteroid impact, nor space aliens. Women and the mob, as well as pushers of paper, are influential. A great newspaper will pass away. Good Show.

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The big crisis will come on Wednesday, not so much from the divisions in the power elite that will exist before then, but from the clarity of vision that will occur after. When the Moon transits out of its own sign (Cancer) on Wednesday, it falls under the rule of Mercury, and that planet has both war-like Mars, and the economic powers of Pluto under its command. So, expect a younger person (not a gray head) to consolidate their power for an extended run until the 26th of June. Also, there will be an upsurge in bank robberies, muggings, fraud, road rage, and telemarketing.

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It is hippy mushroom season, back in the vast interior of the continent. So, they are off partying; partying in the woods. It is pagan, and they are many, but they are not watching television (who does?), and relaxing in the afternoon sun with beer, and mushrooms. We live in a post-Christian society, do we not? And those people are having fun this week. And as for the aristocrats who threw down Christianity, the angry invisible hand of the market, as well as the collective urge towards a state religion, are looking for their scalps.

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Today is a special day. Today, if you know what you are doing, you can choose someone to bring back from the dead. Unfortunately, because of a lack of censorship power for the state religion, certain dangerous hypnotic practices that unleash powers of the human mind, are known to more than a select few. So, there are quite a few of you out there, single and in groups, bringing people back from the dead. Ho Ho Ho, its a neat Greek myth that they did not talk about because of political correctness: it shows males in a positive light. So, Ka-Boom, here is this crisis that just might bring back the domination of Muscovy, under a Polish crown, with German mercenaries, A Dutch fleet, and French whores, wine, and cheese. You were warned, fool. Ha ha ha!

Anyway, who are you bringing back from the land of dead? What tales will he tell? What Toronto alderman will he vote for for Mayor?

I am here for Revenge. That crossed my mind as I ate a ceremonial meal sacred to the Pagan Viking gods of Revenge, which is usually chinese take-out before a drinking bout. It is so easy to bring people back from the dead during certain times of the night. They are usually filled with mischief, so it is usually wise to be picky. But some people are not picky and will choose, perhaps, the wrong sort of influence to bring back from the dead. And Thor and Wotan always interfere in scenarios involving earthly magicians selling the power to bring people back from the dead. But, you become too drunk to care.

There is always an atheist around, to ruin things with sense. Avoid contact with atheists whilst doing planning or operations in favor of your state religion.

Hmmmm.

If today is your birthday, you have the power, today, to summon influences back from the dead.

Other people can do this too, as I have said. If they know more about this process, ritual, pagan religious system of ritual magic, then perhaps their choices are more informed, more powerful and far reaching, but still none the less prone to accident, clumsiness, and incompetence.

So what if you are not raising up the Confederates lost in Lincoln’s war: someone else surely is. This is what this time is also about: getting prepared. The original Lord of the Universe, Gaia’s first lover, is now in Aries. This sign is ruled by the War God, Mars. You can call him Odin, or Wotan, or whatever.

Astrology is a science of predicting fate. The threads that the three fates weave as your life are also a language readable in the heavens. Now, our modern astrologers ignore their responsibilities, and instead seek the easy money found in romance, lost keys, and the perfect wedding day. But what of the darker side of our existence? The older astrologers, such as Alan Leo, talked of prison, sharp dealing, deafness, scandal, and outrage. So, when you look at your chart, or that of a friend, lover, or business rival, where is their fate? If the oldest science, astrology, is to reclaim it’s place as a state religion, then some truth talking needs must take place. I will start to describe these larger, darker issues.

Mars and Venus. Can we mention that the most likely person to cause your death, through accident, design, jealous rage, or greed for inheritance, is someone you have had as a lover? What of those burning lusts that move the soul to those not well matched in position, intellect, politics, religion, or status? And when you find out that your lover snores, or has the rabbit gene of Tiger Woods, or just is a slob, what then? Indeed, your astrologer should be sharing that with you.

Right Now, in the heavens, the planet to watch is dread Pluto. He is in Capricorn, a sign fond of earthly pleasures, power, and the imposition of boundaries. Now, Pluto, lord of the Underworld, is ultimately ruled by the Moon and Venus in alliance, this week. Oh dear. The common plebs, and ambitious women hold the command codes. Jupiter also rules, but off to the side. So, this week will find large events affecting the people, with powerful women pulling the strings.

This changes abruptly when the Moon transits into Scorpio on Tuesday, and there is a power struggle, leading to the same people being in charge. So, expect a failed coup. Depending on the mood of Venus, there will be bloodletting. Anyway, Venus and the Moon are running things. Cast aside your delusions that all things female are soft and gentle. The Moon, in antiquity, was known as the leveler of cities, and Venus is fond of starting wars for no other motive than plunder, or jealousy. So enjoy this struggle in the heavens. Perhaps Venus, patron of the Julio-Claudian house, will reward you with victory, riches, and maybe love.

And that all changes Friday, when the Moon transits into Sagittarius, and with that, Jupiter resumes mastery of the heavens. Be observant (if you can, sleeping off a week of vying lust and greed under the conflicts of Moon and Venus) for things will happen when Uranus first enters Aries. Look for omens. You have been warned.

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This week, stand back and watch as your Pisces friends and co-workers unleash the Furies upon those that vex them. There is a Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in Pisces (which Jupiter rules, so this makes them in charge and powerful) and with this aspect comes custody of the lightning bolts of the gods.

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The Ruling Planet: Every horoscope has one. One of the planets will end up calling the shots, but, like society, there will be power struggles, alliances, enmity, and factions. In the stars this week, there are three. Mercury and Venus are in mutual reception, and Jupiter is off on his own, ruling Pisces. The one to watch is the one having domination over that trouble making Pluto in Capricorn. This week, Mercury is calling the shots (by way of Saturn in Virgo). So, there is a power struggle in the heavens. Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter are vying for mastery. Mercury has all the resources.

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A more detailed analysis of your chart is always available when you avail yourself of the services of a professional astrologer, such as myself. But for those of you without resources, or just new to the concept that your life is ruled by fate, here is a rough hewn description.

There are many things an astrologer looks at for this sort of analysis. The Sabian symbols are the one I will deal with here.

Through Imagination A Lost Opportunity Is Regained

What the heck does that mean? For those of you born on this day, your natal sun activates the twenty seventh degree of Aries. Now, Aries is associated with doing things which have never been done before; the pioneer of the zodiac. Specifically, your destiny is to regain lost opportunities. This presupposes that opportunites have been lost, but that will be some other person that bungles, not you. Yes, it will be sad, the idea of lost chances, but you get to pull the chestnuts out of the fire.

This will be a theme in your life. To the extent that you have an objective perception of yourself you will know this to be true. The variety of projects you are handed will contain, at times, the element of resurrecting lost opportunities.

Career wise, you may find yourself selected for suicide missions, when they come up. Being left out of the loop for a widespread collective fraud will also happen; you will be the one wondering why the office is empty when the Tax Gestapo arrive. Indeed, finding yourself abandoned will be a clue that your moment of glory is at hand.

In relationships, you will, in your later years, renew your love with someone truly dear to your heart from your youth.  This can also be a platonic, spiritual love.

Oh, and you will find a lost treasure at least once in your life.  You will bring good luck on any treasure hunting expedition

Treachery is afoot in the stars this week, my children. And even if you are not one of the regular, paid up subscribers to my attractively priced monthly newsletter (which pays for itself in stock market tips and winning lottery numbers) you should be cautious and discrete in your actions this week. Saturn has retrograded back into Virgo, placing two power planets (Saturn and his minion Pluto) back into the control of the element earth. This combination is under the control of Venus in Taurus, yet another earth sign. All that earth puts the focus on results, even if it is just a bag of candy for Venus. And the treacherous ones out there are looking for scalps, too. So, try to avoid being the scalped.

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