Every so often, The Mayor gets a hankerin’ to add a funny caption to some photos. The problem is, The Mayor is terrible at captioning photos, and to date not one single caption has turned out to be even slightly amusing. But no one likes a quitter (except other quitters), so The Mayor intends on jumping back on the captioning horse and giving it another go.
Today we have “Spike”, a 16 month rottie, blah blah yadda blah puke. The Mayor has a caption he is sure you will enjoy, it’s perfect:
“Hi, I’m Spike. One day when you least expect it, I’m going to wig out and chew the face off your child causing him/her to undergo hundreds of hours of reconstructive surgery, leaving him/her with physical and emotional scars so deep that they will last a lifetime and denigrate your child’s quality of life for an eternity”.
Hahahaha – NAILED it!