Archive for the ‘Immigration’ Category

Deported Back To Mexico – The Good & The Bad

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

The Mayor is surprised he can even type this post – as the tears flooding down his face have short circuited his keyboard 6 times already. Reading the Washington Post on the horrors of Mexican’s deported, has cause a tsunami of eye-water that cannot be soaked up by even the brawniest of Brawny paper towel.

For instance:

José Armando López García, 50, is trying to make a life in Mexico after being deported about a year ago. He left a wife and five children in Las Vegas after a routine traffic stop revealed he was using a fake driver’s license.

This is sad, si? Imagine, kicking a man out for the non-crime of being in the country illegally, and driving with a fake driver’s license, meaning, he didn’t have any insurance either. Which in turn, had he struck someone in the street, no insurance means medical care for injured person would be a shit-show.

Jose was an outstanding citizen, there is no doubt in The Mayor’s mind. Sure, he has no inkling whatsoever about bringing his FIVE kids home, or his wife, but that doesn’t mean he’s insensitive and cruel and half a man, it just means that Jose is…. The Mayor isn’t sure where to go with this.

And what else did that dirty rag of a newspaper have to say about the poor deported?

More returnees means lower wages for everybody in blue-collar industries such as construction and automobile manufacturing, where competition for jobs is likely to increase, economists say.

Funny how economists in Mexico and the US have a different opinion when it comes to wages and low/no-skill immigrants. In the US, we’re told that illegal immigrants are a boon for the economy and great for the America worker. But when you ship them back to Mexico, they become a drain on the Mexican worker. It’s kind of like magic in a way.

But it’s not all bad. Sure, returning Mexican’s may be driving down wages of other Mexican’s, but just being in the US may just prove to be the great reset the Mexican economy needs:

At the same time, though, there will be more English-speaking Mexicans entering the workforce who’ve honed their skills in the United States, a development that in the long run could position Mexico to be a stronger player in the global economy, analysts say.

Then the government of Mexico are going to be downright giddy with happiness when the Trumperfuhrer ships another 14 million illegals back home in the next 8 years. Mexico will be like China by then.

The Mayor would link to the article, but it’s from the Washington Post, and, well, you know.

Norway Deports 10,000 Criminal Immigrants – Crime Plummets – Cops Have No Idea Why

Tuesday, February 14th, 2017

Norway puts the boot to a whack of immigrants and crime goes way down:

The Progress Party’s justice policy spokesman, Ulf Isak Leirstein, told Dagbladet that this significant drop in reported crime is partly because they have deported nearly 10,000 criminal immigrants under the current government.

Last year had the lowest number of reported crimes in Oslo in 14 years.

Police in Oslo, however, say they can not verify a connection between the decrease in crime and the many deportations.

Yes, it’s a real head-scratcher.

Kind of like when there are less abortions more babies are born. Kind of like that.

And just think – Norway has a population of just over 5 million people. Out go 10,000 gimmedats and crime plummets to decade lows. Imagine if Norway got rid of ALL immigrants? Would crime go down even further? Why not try it and find out, what do you have to lose? Sure, you might not be able to get a falafel at 3 am any more, but chances are you won’t get raped either.

Listen up all countries that aren’t Norway. Do you want to have less crime? You know what to do, the template has been established.

If You Build It They Won’t Come

Monday, February 13th, 2017

So, you’ve just been to the Home Depot parking lot to pick out your newest work crew, and for some reason you have this niggling feeling that you are being watched. By ICE. And not Vanilla Ice, either. But the immigration kind of ICE.

Well, be still your beating (and scum-filled) heart. There’s a page that might help you stay 15 seconds ahead of the immigration deportation station.

It’s also a fun page with minutes and minutes of entertaining reading for those of you that have no intention of tearing out the heart-and-soul of the American workforce..

The 25 Most Failed States On Earth

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

Since basketcases such as Detroit, Birmingham, Memphis, Buffalo, and Baltimore aren’t countries, just wastelands, they can’t be included in this list. However, you will notice there is a big similarity between those dieversity havens and the list you can read about right here.

And always remember, dieversity is our strength – which makes you wonder how the west ever survived before massive, unchecked third-world immigration of the 1980’s.

I Take Thee To Be My Unlawfully Wedded Wife

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

The RCMP always gets their man. In this case though, they got their man and woman. And man and woman. And man and woman…

According to a RCMP statement released Tuesday, Montreal police have charged 39 people in relation to an investigation into a massive fake marriage scheme which could involve hundreds of “suspicious marriages.”

“The investigation revealed that Mr. [Amadou] Niang, a bogus immigration consultant who is believed to be the mastermind behind this scheme, provided advice on how to submit misrepresented facts to Citizenship and Immigration Canada to individuals whose visas were due to expire,” the statement reads.

“Specifically, he organized fake marriages with the assistance of accomplices to allow these individuals originating from North Africa to remain in Canada. The network recruited young Canadian women in the Montréal area and arranged for them to participate in marriages of convenience in exchange for money.”

Remember though, this is just a few naughty individuals soaking the system and isn’t a reflection in any way of the zillions and zillions of decent North African’s that are very, very, very law abiding. The Mayor can’t stress this enough, a few thousand fake marriages shouldn’t skew your viewpoint of a normally very, very, very law abiding group.

While the evidence points to an increase in marriage fraud, immigration attorney Michael Niren insists the problem isn’t as bad as it seems.

“It should be pointed out that the vast majority of sponsorship applications are legitimate, submitted by well-intended applicants,” he told Yahoo! Canada News.

That is so true. The vast majority, upwards of 99.9999999% of immigrants abide by Canadian law and would never do anything to cross the line. Just because a few thousand, or even a few tens of thousands of North Africans, Chinese, Indian’s and Pakistani’s abuse the system, does not mean we should paint all these groups with a sweeping brush. For immigrants – especially the North African one’s, are noble.

There are certain countries where marriage fraud cases seem to be more prevalent such as in India, China and Pakistan. But it I can’t stress enough that most of these cases are for real.”

And The Mayor would also like to stress that most cases are real. Do not let a few hundred, or thousand, or tens of thousands, or even hundred of thousands of false marriage claimants spoil your view of the hundreds and hundreds of immigrants that come to Canada legally and would never dream of breaking the law. And even though the case today in question involves one lawyer and hundreds of cases, and even though there are literally tens of thousands of immigration lawyers representing hundreds of thousands of immigrants from India, Pakistan and North Africa, you can be rest assured that the majority of these claimants are on the up-and-up. How do we know this, you ask?Because the media says so.

Immigrants are the thread and wool that is needled together into the tapestry that makes our society into the giant throw cushion we call Canada. And if you ever doubt the positive impact immigrants from third world countries have on our society, ask yourself this one simple question – Was Canada a better or worse place twenty five years ago before the government instituted the policy of mass immigration?

Now go sleep well.

Indian Land

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

No, NOT East Indian land. That’ll take at least another 15 years. And no, not West Indian land. Although things are getting close. The Mayor is talking about the First Nation type of Indians. You know, the one’s with the casinos and cheap smokes and booze.

Pretty interesting map. There are something in the neighbourhood of a zillion smaller Indian tribes not mentioned on the map, but overall the big tribes are represented. Or they may not be. The Mayor is Irish.

Sorry Folks, Country’s Closed

Friday, June 8th, 2012

Fenris, prepare the artillery!

Possibly Racist

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Oh give me a break, that’s completely unforceable.

And as you can see from the last 25 years of mass, unchecked immigration, not a soul listened to it anyways.

Illegal Alien Felon Makes ‘Living’ Filing Hundreds of Frivolous Lawsuits (under ADA)

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

He’s a cocaine user, social security fraud, car thief, convicted of selling crack, has numerous weapons charges, and he’s an illegal alien. He’s Alfredo Garcia and he makes a living suing mom and pop businesses in Southern California. Garcia goes from business to business, looking for violations of the Americans With Disabilities Act. For instance, Garcia is suing one business owner because he said the owner kept the toilet paper dispenser too high. Another owner is being sued because the mirror in the bathroom is allegedly 2″ too high. To date, Garcia has filed over 500 suits against these small mom and pop stores.

The ABC “investigative reporter” lets it be known that “no one disputes the value of the American’s With Disabilities Act”, but yet doesn’t have time in his piece to ask the most important question, “why the hell hasn’t this illegal immigrant been booted out of the country long ago?”

**Why is Alfredo Garcia in a wheelchair, you may ask? He fell out of an avocado tree when he was wasted drunk.

The Mayor couldn’t make this stuff up if he tried.

**Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

Tamil Refugees – Maybe Not As Refugee-ish As You Thought

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

A “secret” government survey released yesterday showed that 71% of Sri Lankan *refugees* have gone back to the country that persecuted them at some point, for holidays, to sponsor a family member, or for business:

According to a secret government survey reported by QMI Agency Sunday, 71% of Tamil refugees in Canada who responded to the survey travelled back to Sri Lanka for vacations, business, or to sponsor a family member, bringing into question the legitimacy of their refugee claim.

To put that in perspective, the 500 or so refugees that came to Canada a few weeks ago ALL claimed refugee status, the overwhelming majority did so on the basis that they were persecuted in Sri Lanka. Of those 500, and relying on the statistics of this newly released report, over the next few years, 350 will go back to to the place where they were *persecuted*, in order to conduct business or for their personal pleasure.

According to our own government, even when refugees lie about their refugee claim, it’s nearly impossible to kick them out of the country. Why then doesn’t the government tighten up our refugee laws? That’s the magic question, but luckily for you, I’m a magician and am able to tell you.

Without plantation workers, or as they are called in pc circles, “refugees”, who is going to pay for the baby boomers’ pensions when they start retiring in massive waves starting this year? It’s no secret that white Canadians aren’t having enough babies to keep our population growing, much less keeping it steady. The baby boomers – who are selfish assholes, I must add – always made sure to get the best and keep the best for themselves. Sure, they will be the last ones to receive Canada pension, as there will be no more money left in it in another 20 years, but what the hell, as long as they have their collective selfish asses wiped then all is good.

Seeing as though regular ole “Steve” and “Joe” Canadian can no longer fill the pension tank for the baby boomers, Canadian liberal governments looked at the situation and thought that starting immediately, it better bring in a poo load of plantation workers or the biggest voting group in Canada are going to get very upset very soon when they find out there’s actually no money left for their treats and entitlements.

So, starting with Trudeau and the magic of multiculturalism, instead of working on any form of sustainablility or to fix the problems they had created, successive governments decided instead to use immigrants as plantation workers, to fill the needs of the most important group of people to ever walk the earth – baby frickin’ boomers.

PLUS, immigrants typically vote for those that brought them to the dance – in other words, liberals.

Don’t get me wrong though, when it comes to immigration, Conservative governments have acted like little cowards and have been useless as the day is long. And the current Conservative government is no different, because if they were then things WOULD be different, right? Right.

Secondly, immigration is a boom industry. Those is power can stack the refugee boards and panels with their friends, featherbedding themselves and their families, creating high paying government jobs for like-minded zombies who otherwise couldn’t find a decent job in the workforce because they are usually stupid, lazy, unskilled idiots.


I told you I was a magician. Case closed.

The Republicans Would Like To Thank Susan Bolton…

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Sometimes, not everything is as it seems. For instance, take a good look at the debate over Arizona’s Immigration Bill SB1070. Late last week, Susan Bolton granted an injunction halting the enforcement of key provisions of the Arizona immigration enforcement law. On the surface, you would think that would be a crushing blow to those that support Bill SB1070 (it’s as if the SB part of the bill stands for *Susan Bolton* – hmmmm) and a victory for the Obama Administration. But The Mayor is telling you that is not how things are turning out.

The Obama administration threw its support in with the anti-SB1070 crowd to shore up the Latino vote. With Obama’s poll numbers going down quicker than Lindsay Lohan at a prisoner meet-and-greet, the Obamaites thought it wise to be on the side with the folks that brought him to the dance. Not a bad idea. But like all of Obama’s ideas, it is turning out to be an unmitigated disaster.

Funny thing, it turns out that Americans aren’t actually in favour of illegal immigration like the President is. At last look, about 63% of Americans are in favour of SB1070, while less than 30% support it, while the remainder of those polled cannot remember their first names or where they live.

To make matters worse, not only is Obama seen as weak on immigration, this is a topic that will stick around EVERY DAY until the November election. Every single day you will be bombarded with stories about the Arizona Law; sure, you may not see these stories on the msm, as they will be too busy covering the explosive Breitbart controversy, or the endless coverage about how racist the Tea Party is (as well as Sarah Palin) – but there will be plenty of news about Arizona’s Immigration Law. And every time something is written, another reminder of how weak Obama is will come to every single persons mind.

Had the msm been doing its job – covering up these types of topics that prove embarrassing to the President – we wouldn’t have heard things like, “Mexican’s take over parts of Arizona“, or, “Illegal aliens are killing more Americans than the Iraq war“, or even “how many illegal immigrants are there really in the US” (about 30 million – but don’t worry, they’re all contributing to the economy and America’s social fabric, dontchaknow).

But now the things we were told are not true are turning out to be deadly true. Things we might not have heard before are being screamed from the rooftops. Articles that would never have been written as little as a year ago are suddenly deemed as mainstream. Information didn’t just leak out, it poured out. It’s the way things should always have been.

Obama is feeling the heat and has responded as only he knows how – by showing up on daytime TV to explain how great he really is. Last week he was on The View (Reuter’s said it was *historic* – as in, important) to mingle with the peasants. I’m sure in between talking about the price of arugula and the needle count of his bed sheets, Obama can explain to Oprah or Maury, or whatever other chick show he’s on, how evil the Arizona Immigration Law is. He’s a really smart guy, any JournoLIST will tell ya!

Road Rage

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Uh huh, evil Conservatives, no doubt. I think not. Conservatives are more subtle about these things. This looks like the work of a liberal pretending to be a Conservative, you know, to make the other side look bad. Like when liberals phone talk shows and start off with, “I’ve always been a Conservative, but this election I’m voting liberal.”

Besides, it’s a well known fact that Conservatives love tacos.