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Remember When Egyptian President Called Jews “Pigs And Apes?” He Was Kidding…LULZ!

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

Backing down from past remarks calling Jews “pigs” and “bloodsuckers”, Obama’s BFF, President Morsi of Egypt, clarified his non-statements to American senators yesterday:

Egypt’s Islamist president sought Wednesday to defuse Washington’s anger over his past remarks urging hatred of Jews and calling Zionists “pigs” and “bloodsuckers,” telling visiting U.S. senators that his comments were a denunciation of Israeli policies.

Right. Israel’s policies are “pigish” and “bloodsuckerish.” Gotcha.

It’s never a bad time to right a wrong, and it’s good to see Morsi came to his senses without any outside interference or coercion:

The delegation and Morsi had a “constructive discussion” about the remarks, he told reporters.

Still, despite calls by some in Washington to rein in aid to Egypt’s Islamist-led government, McCain said the delegation will press in Congress for approval of some $480 million in new assistance to Cairo.

When you have half a billion dollars staring you in the gob, it’s never a bad time to play happy face with American senators.

But what were the exact remarks Morsi actually made, did he really call Israeli policies “pigish” and “bloodsuckerish?”

In the video, Morsi refers to “Zionists” as “bloodsuckers who attack Palestinians” as well as “the descendants of apes and pigs.” He says Egyptians should nurse their children on “hatred for them: for Zionists, for Jews. They must be breast-fed hatred.” He also calls President Barack Obama a liar.

Morsi, who came to office in June, told the visiting U.S. delegation on Wednesday that the remarks were taken out of context, aimed at criticizing Israeli policies, and not Jews, according to presidential spokesman Yasser Ali.

Obviously his comments were made about Israeli policies and not Jews themselves, and you can tell by how many times he referenced the words Jews and Zionists.



The U.S. gives $1.3 billion in annual military assistance to Egypt since 1979 peace treaty and now gives Egypt $250 million annually in economic aid. Washington is now considering a package of debt relief and further aid to help salvage the economy.

“All of us are supportive,” said McCain. “We are working hard to try to see that this money is forthcoming.”

Because Morsi and crew are such good guys.

Worry, Don’t Be Happy

Saturday, September 22nd, 2012

The Mayor found this on Rodger’s site, where Rodg got it from is between him and his God (any God but the Christian God, natch).

The Muslims are not happy!

They’re not happy in Gaza .

They’re not happy in Egypt ..

They’re not happy in Libya .

They’re not happy in Morocco ..

They’re not happy in Iran .

They’re not happy in Iraq ..

They’re not happy in Yemen .

They’re not happy in Afghanistan ..

They’re not happy in Pakistan .

They’re not happy in Syria ..

They’re not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They’re happy in Australia .

They’re happy in England ..

They’re happy in France .

They’re happy in Italy .

They’re happy in Germany .

They’re happy in Sweden .

They’re happy in the USA .

They’re happy in Norway .

They’re happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?
Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

They blame the countries they are happy in.
And they want to change them to be like the countries they came from, where they were unhappy;

Excuse me!

The Egyptian Democracy Train Keeps Rollin’ Down The Tracks

Monday, May 9th, 2011

But who’s counting…

A rumour that a Christian girl who is married to a Moslem man and was abducted by a Christian church, sparked riots in Cairo yesterday, leaving 12 dead and hundreds injured:

 Hundreds of Christians and Muslims hurled stones at each other in downtown Cairo on Sunday, hours after Muslim mobs set fire to a church and a Christian-owned apartment building in a frenzy of violence that killed 12 people and injured more than 200.

The Mayor notices that this article has been polished up quite a bit since yesterday. Yesterday it was noted that the 12 dead were Christian’s, now the 12 dead are non-denominational it seems. Yesterday there were no Christian’s throwing rocks, but today it’s “Christian’s Gone Wild®.”

Yesterday this article was about Moslems butchering 12 Christians because of a false rumour. Today, this article has been tidied up nicely, making it look as if both sides are equally to blame.

I for one am happy that our media overlords take the time to rewrite history for us. If news was reported accurately, that might shine a negative light on certain groups and individuals. With the help of a compassionate bought and paid for media, we now have perfectly filtered news that can fit the narrative of any left-leaning group at any time.

Moslems butchering Christian’s? Nope, now now. Thanks media!

Is Bin Laden Really Dead? Yes, He’s REALLY Dead

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

**Picture courtesy of Live Leak (keep in mind this is a picture of Jesus)

Is Bin Laden really dead? Yes, he really is dead. He is deader than the Washington Capital’s chances of winning the Stanley Cup. He is deader than a goth party. He is deader than Michael Ignatief’s political career. He’s quite dead dead.

The Mayor loves a good conspiracy theory. The Mayor never believed in the moon landing – he believes the Americans landed on Pluto and just said it was the moon because it sounded cooler. The Mayor never believed the Twin Towers collapsed due to the explosive forces of the 747 - after all, fire cannot melt steel, Rosie O’Donnel told us as much and she’s totally smart.

So when it comes to conspiracy theories, The Mayor is usually on board. But thinking Bin Laden is still alive, or saying he’s been on ice for years and they’re just now trotting out his filthy corspe, well, even The Mayor can’t buy into that.

Sure, it would be nice if they would release a few pictures of a dead Bin Laden (mostly for shits and giggles), but that wouldn’t change any opinions. Those who believe he’s still alive, or has been dead for years, are always going to believe that. It would also be nice if they’d release a few pictures of that dead fat Kennedy ex-senator chap, but that’s not going to happen any time soon either. Maybe they could release side-by-side pictures of Bin Laden and that fat Kennedy creature, but I digress.

The official reason they are not releasing the dead Laden pictures is because the White House fears it will get radical Islamists angry. Because as it stands right now radical Islamists are a happy bunch. Seeing a picture of their dead icon will infuriate them, causing them to…ahhhh, hmmmm, do exactly what they are doing right now. It could awaken sleeper cells! Yes, the sleepy radical Islamists might wake up and be pissed. “Did I just dream that I saw a picture of a dead Laden? Man, I’m pissed now! You thought I was angry before, just you wait.”

If the White House wanted to kick radical Islam in their radical ballsacs, they would gin up a Bin Laden picture where he is having sex with a goat. Release 300-400 pictures of Laden in compromising positions with farm animals. Some of the pictures could be of Laden looking through a Farmer’s Almanac, pleasuring himself to pictures of weather predictions, or goats. Always with the goats. Man, that Bin Laden sure was a pervert.

Forget the conspiracy theories, there isn’t any to be found here. US forces stormed Bin Laden’s compound, found him having sex with a goat (that’s what The Mayor heard), and shot him twice in the head. Once wasn’t good enough, they shot him twice. They then took his body, covered it in pig blood and tossed his skinny ass off a ship. Like throwing garbage overboard. Heh, garbage that has sex with goats, that is. Freaking pervert.

So let’s move on. Let’s celebrate the fact that an animal abuser and major goat fornicator has been killed via two shells to the head. What a great day. It’s sunny out. Bin Laden would have enjoyed today’s weather. If the goat fucker was still alive, that it.

Egypt – Now What?

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

Like many of my fellow Mitchievillian’s, The Mayor has been watching the Egypt protests/riots long before the msm decided to jump on board and make them fashionable. At first, we heard that protesters took to the streets to protest rising food prices. Within a day or so, the protesters were on the streets protesting high unemployment. Now that the msm are on board, we’re hearing the protesters are on the street to *fight for freedom and democracy*. It seems the only folks that don’t know the Egyptians are fighting for freedom and democracy are the Egyptians themselves.

One thing is for certain though, Mubarak must go. That’s what we’ve been told. You see, he’s ruthless. He hasto step down. The msm are convinced of that. And who will fill Mubarak’s shoes? Either Mohamed ElBaradei or the Moslem Brotherhood. Or both.

But that’s good news, you see. From all accounts, the msm say the Moslem Brotherhood are centrists. They aren’t intent on waging war against the west and Israel, they merely want what is best for the average Ahkbar. But what about the Egyptian peoples themselves? They want freedom, yes? According to Caroline Glick and Pew Research, not exactly:

According to a Pew opinion survey of Egyptians from June 2010, 59 percent said they back Islamists. Only 27% said they back modernizers. Half of Egyptians support Hamas. Thirty percent support Hizbullah and 20% support al Qaida. Moreover, 95% of them would welcome Islamic influence over their politics. When this preference is translated into actual government policy, it is clear that the Islam they support is the al Qaida Salafist version.
Eighty two percent of Egyptians support executing adulterers by stoning, 77% support whipping and cutting the hands off thieves. 84% support executing any Muslim who changes his religion.

Remember though, these are the people that the msm are continually telling us are thirsting for freedom and democracy.

Whatever form of government comes after Mubarak, you can rest assured it will be terrible and oppressive. The msm would have us believe the protesters that want to see Mubarak buried alive are the same folk that want to bring in democratic reforms. It’s all a lie, don’t believe a word of it. The Egyptian people want what the majority of Moslems in the middle east and north Africa want: to see the US, Israel, and western values/culture destroyed.

If you really think that animals who believe executing adulterers, chopping off the hands of thieves, and killing Moslems who want to change their religion, also want western style freedoms, well my friend, you are a glue sniffer.

The Egyptians will bring in the most Allah-bad system known to man because Egyptians are ruthless tyrants at heart. They love and worship death and that is evident as to where they are as a society. 84% believe in executing any Moslem who changes his religion. Honestly, does that sound like a people that want life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

Iran got the insane Khomeini after it fell (thanks Carter, you useless idiot), and Egypt will get someone/something equally as disgusting.

If you think Mubarak was ruthless, wait until you see what’s in store for Egypt when Mubarak is gone. The Mayor is telling you things are about to go sideways quick-smart.

But this is what the msm wants, it is what EVERY western government has been calling for. They are about to get their wish. They will soon find out they should have wished for something else.

Advice from the Midnight Hour

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Why fight OISE? Maybe it would be better to live on grants for a few years and do a masters thesis. You could write some barn burner of anti-Israel fluff worthy of Julius Streicher. Fake up some data, er, Global Warming Science, that shows Israel is bad. It is time to get on the progressive gravy train. And that is Advice from the Midnight Hour.


Ties – And How To Tie ‘Em

Monday, July 12th, 2010

My dad use to tell me a story of the time he was in hospital in the early 60’s; that would have put him at about 30-35 years old, I suppose. And when he was recuperating from an operation and laying around on ward, some random guy came in from the street, offering everyone in the ward his unique service: tying ties.

Buddy charged $1 and taught the men on the ward how to tie a Windsor Knot, or whatever knot you wanted. The Windsor was the most popular at the time, so that’s what the men were getting at the time. My father told me tie-guy did a brisk business, most men were interested and gladly paid $1 for a chance to learn how to tie the “new knot”.

I asked my dad why he just didn’t Google how to tie a Windsor knot, and he told me that Google wasn’t even invented back then. I was shocked. Totally.

What have we learned today from The Mayor’s wonderful and eye-opening story? 1) If you have a popular service or product, you will always have work 2) In the 60’s men cared about their appearance to the point of paying for accessory tips, and 3) The 60’s were a terrible time to live in because they lacked powerful search engines.

Thank you for your time, it’s really great having a captive audience such as yourselves.

How To Beat Your Wife

Friday, May 28th, 2010

I think the key to beating your wife, as explained in the short video, is to not beat them like you would an animal OR a child. Because that would be wrong.

**Peace be to Ol Remus

My, How Black Your Burqa Is, Barbie

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009


I’ve struggled to find out whether it’s a joke, but it appears to be genuine. Barbie is getting a burqa. Wearing the “traditional Islamic dress” [which it isn't] writes the Daily Mail, the blonde doll is going undercover for a charity auction for “Save The Children”.

The exhibition is being backed by the makers of Barbie, Mattel, and the work has been done by Italian designer Eliana Lorena.

The company director of Laird Assessors from The Wirral, Cheshire, said: ‘Bring it on Burkha Barbie, I think this is a great idea.

‘I think this is really important for girls, wherever they are from they should have the opportunity to play with a Barbie that they feel represents them.

Yes indeed. Burqa Barbie can now share in mutual repression and misogyny with their owners. Clearly absent from the collection is Burqa Barbie’s boyfriend, Ken, who was stoned to death for adultery. But Barbie’s husband, Abdullah, has forbidden her from leaving the house without being accompanied by at least two male relatives.

h/t SDA

What’s A Fourth Of July Party Without Iranians?

Thursday, June 25th, 2009


After sending out invitations to Iranian diplomats to attend Fourth of July celebrations, the Obama administration decided late yesterday to take back that offer:

“As you all know many weeks ago the administration extended an invitation to celebrate the freedom that this country enjoys. not surprisingly based on what we see in Tehran, no one has RSVP’d,” said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.

“Understand that July 4th allows us to celebrate the freedom and liberty that we enjoy. I don’t think it’s surprising that no one has signed up to come given the events of the last few days. Those invitations will be no longer extended.

So,  about three weeks ago the Obama administration sent Iranian diplomats invitations to celebrate the Fourth of July. The Iranian election was nearly two weeks ago. Since then, the Iranian government has ordered a crackdown on protesters, and many people have been brutalized as well as killed. As early as this Monday, State Department spokesman Ian Kelley said the invite would stand. Yet, not one Iranian diplomat has accepted the administrations offer. And now the Obama administration is rescinding the offer to attend the Fourth of July ceremonies that the Iranians have absolutely no intention of attending.

That’s some mighty fine Presidenting there, Obama. I guess it’s not only the Iranians that have hardliners in their government. “Hey Achmad, you really aught to stop beating, torturing, shooting and killing your citizens. And you really should try some of this arugula on your hotdog, it’s to die for.”

The true legacy of Muslim nations, part 2

Monday, June 8th, 2009


A few days ago I posted a quick review of the nations with a significantly high Muslim population versus those that do not. Since I had basically randomly picked certain nations to appear in the list and use them as examples, and seeing as I am home sick, I figured I would expand the study to include all listed nations. I also want to thank those at Innocent Bystanders for making the initial graph (as well as keeping me honest).

As you can see above, the graph is simply plotted by the Government Regulation of religion Index (GRI) score as established at the ARDA. The GRI score determines a score of 0 (absolute relgious freedom) to 10 (total state control of religion). The chart illustrates my earlier thesis that the higher the Muslim population, the more likely the higher GRI score. Some of the smaller nations (usually at 250,000 population or less) have been omitted, as have any nations that do not have a listed GRI score.

As you can note from the chart, there are quite a few nations that have very high Muslim populations and do well on their GRI score, and there are a few totalitarian nations with strict religious controls that score high on their GRIS (China, North Korea, India, and several former Russian or Soviet-occupied territories). The red line is my drawing, and I believe it demarcates the perfect example of a clashing of two concepts: cultural and political will. The enormous cluster in the upper right verus that in the lower left spells out the eventual clash of civilizations that awaits us in the future.

If You Unclench Your Fist…

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Many of you will remember Barack Obama’s inauguration speech where he offered an olive branch to Iranian leaders by saying, “we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.”

In response to Obama’s gesture, Iranian leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei responded, ‘We have extended a hand toward Iran.’ What kind of hand is this? If the extended hand is covered with a velvet glove but underneath it, the hand is made of cast iron, this does not have a good meaning at all,”

In a statement released earlier this morning, Barack Obama responded to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei thusly: “I can assure you that underneath our velvet glove lays not a hand that is made of cast iron, but rather is constructed purely of angelic victory. If you just unclench your tightly wound fist, we will extend our angelic hand made purely of victory towards you.”

Later that morning, a telegram arrived from Ayatollah Ali Khamenei addressed to Barack Obama with these words, “We talk to your hand, but I’m afraid we don’t understand. Your velvet glove, although sparkling in the sunlight and pretty in the moonlight, is masked by a granite fist that would smash our peaceful hands if given half a chance.”

Early in the afternoon, Obama penned this for Khamenei, “Your hands are delicate, this I understand, for they are delicate like mine. I’ll make you a deal: If you unclench your fist, I’ll open my hand and forget about all the American soldiers you Iranian folks have killed in Iraq, your state-sponsored terrorism, and all the tens of thousands of people your gang of thugs have massacred since your theocracy came to power shorty after Jimmah Carter turned his back on the Shah and let you Moslem extremists terrorize the Middle East and the world for the better part of the next 30 years.”

To which Khamenei immediatey responded, “That sounds good to us. Say, care to do lunch next Tuesday?”

Barack answered immediately, “Does 5ish work for you?”

True story, make sure to Twitter your friends about it.