A production company is upset with Jenna Jameson, and is threatening to back out of a deal to make her book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, into a movie, because Jenna isn’t showing up for meetings.
However, Jenna has a perfectly reasonable excuse:
Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” – and is not pleased with it.
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
A Vaginoplasty? What the hell do they do, insert an anchovy?
Let’s face it, by now Jenna Jameson’s vagina is about as wide and deep as a moons crater, not even four 75lb bags of cement could fill that bad bastard. Sources tell me that the next child Angelina Jolie adopts will be from Jenna Jameson’s vagina. I hear that her vagina lips are so big that when she sneezes they flap around so hard it sounds like she’s giving you a standing ovation. When she takes her pants off it looks like Dumbo’s head is sticking out.
You get the idea