It is a well known fact that Jennifer Aniston has been dumped over and over and over and over and over and over and over again because she is waaaaaay too clingy, obsessive and annoying. So when she met new love Justin Theroux, she thought the best way to keep him around is to be clingy, obsessive and annoying. She’s the walking definition of insanity, in other words:
“Jen is totally into him,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They have been hanging out for months.”
The two started off as pals and costars on the set of Wanderlust. But lately Theroux, 39, and Aniston, 42, are inseparable.”She wants to be with him all the time,” the source adds. “She’s diving in headfirst.” Aniston hasn’t dated anyone seriously since John Mayer in 2009.
They sound like a lovely couple, The Mayor would like to extend his best wishes to this lovely couple, hoping they enjoy a lifetime of happiness together.
Jennifer Aniston reminds The Mayor of a leech. A leech will attach itself to its host and keep chewing, sucking and gnawing until the host goes insane or falls down dead. Leeches also carry parasites. It is possible to get rid of the leech, but it usually involves pain. It’s best to burn off a leech, maybe with a flame, or a lit cigarette. One way or another, you can only live with the torment of a leech for a short amount of time before you will do anything to exterminate the diseased creature.
And that’s the same with this Jennifer Aniston unit.
Wait, maybe The Mayor was thinking of a maggot. Hmmmm…she certainly could be a maggot. Maggots are usually diseased and need to be burned off its host, right?
Either way, Jennifer Aniston reminds The Mayor of a leech or a maggot.
Come to think of it, she could also be a grub.