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A Jerry Seinfeld Moment

Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Whaaaaaaat’s the deal with dressing an animal? You kill the animal, then you take the thing and start stipping it down, yet they CALL IT DRESSING! Aren’t you UNdressing it?

When you go to your closet and slip on your pants, shirt and tie, does your wife look at you and say, “Why are you UNdressing in front of me?” Of course not, because you’re DRESSING.

And what’s the deal with lightbulbs?