The Mayor knows quite well that any criticism directed toward Jessica Simpson always leads to the inevitable Mitchievillian male crowd standing up and shouting in anger with one voice. That last sentence was reeeeeealy sloppy, let’s try that again. The Mayor knows quite well that any criticism he makes regarding Jessica Simpson always leads to unmitigated anger by Mitchievillian males. That wasn’t very effective, and The Mayor isn’t happy with the word unmitigated. Let’s give it a go again. The Mayor knows quite well that any criticism he makes that is directed toward Jessica Simpson always results in a furious backlash by Mitchieville’s male constituents. Ya, The Mayor nailed it. Every point The Mayor wanted to make is included in that last sentence. He painted a rather effective visual, and nailed every pertinent point.
Anyway, those chunky heels Simpson is wearing are going to collapse under the weight of that fat horse.