A great way to get rid of ants is to mix an equal part Borax and sugar and sprinkle some close to an ant hill. You see, ants love sugar and won’t take just anything back to the queen, but they can’t tell the difference between Borax and sugar. So they’ll actually pick up the Borax and bring it to their queen and inadvertently kill her.
The word ant and aunt sounds exactly the same. Maybe not if you’re from England where the word aunt is pronounce “ont”, but where I’m from aunt and ant sound exactly the same. You know who really loved his aunt? My dead son Michael. He always told me, “daddy, I really love my aunt.” I had to beat Michael for talking while he should have been practising his dance moves, but it doesn’t mean ole Joe doesn’t relive those memories every once in a while. As long as it doesn’t interfere with my money-making organization, that is.
Say, springtime is here and summer is around the corner, and you know what that means? Deck parties! And every decent deck party needs entertainment. And boy oh boy do I have some really great – and alive – entertainers for you! There’s Latoya and Tito and Squiggy and Dopey. Hell, I don’t know all their names, I only know them by their cash equivalent on my tax return. But that’s hardly important. What’s important is that you got the party and ole Joe has the entertainment.
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