Archive for the ‘Kathleen Turner’ Category

False Advertising

Saturday, November 28th, 2009


I suppose you never know, maybe she was in Playboy Latvia, circa 1932. Or, Playboy Belarus, circa 2008.

Kathleen Turner’s Looking Good

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

If you thought this was a picture of the second North American victim of the Global Swine Flu Pandemic™, you are only partially correct. It’s actually Kathleen Turner, and she doesn’t have the flu, but the swine part has obviously taken on a life of its own.

It’s kind of sad that a completely below average woman has suddenly morphed into 80’s rock star Meatloaf.

Would she do anything for love? If it involves eating every last thing off a buffet table, then the answer is yes.