The Mayor doesn’t remember walking out on that walrus, but having a boo at her a few seconds ago, there’s no doubt walking out on her was a good idea. As for her crunk-eyed boyfriend, if buddy could see past those pissholes in the snow he calls eyes, he’d walk out as well. Hell, he’d run out. The Mayor did. Supposedly.
Archive for the ‘Kathy Griffin’ Category
Digital Brownshirt is right: Kathy Griffin does look a LOT like Andy Dick.
But that’s where the similarities end.
Andy Dick can actually be funny. Sure, usually he’s a knob, but he has on occasion made The Mayor laugh. Whereas Kathy Griffin has only induced vomiting.
Kathy Griffin – let’s hope there will never be any more references to that reptile on these pages ever again.
Can The Mayor get an amen?
I’m sure many of you thought The Mayor had posted a picture of Ronald McDonald on meth, but no, it’s Kathy Griffin.
And if you were ever wondering why Kathy Griffin is such a mean, angry and troubled person, just take a deep breath, look above at that picture again and get ready to swallow your own vomit.
The Mayor can hardly imagine what she would look like WITHOUT make-up.
I’d be more confident in Mzzzzz Klapp if her high school football team didn’t refer to her as the teams “hump dumplin’.”
I’d also be more confident in Mzzzzz Klapp if her high school football team didn’t refer to having sex with her as “getting the Klapp.”
In other news, I may have lost my wallet. Have you seen it anywhere?
In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.”
She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, “This award is my god now!”
Wow, how original, that is soooooooo funny. Imagine, going into the belly of Christianity–Hollywood-and making jokes about Jesus. She is so totally daring, what a pioneer.
After those outrageously craaaaaazy remarks, she’s sure be a household word, like the words shit, douchebag and loser.
Kathy Griffin–nearly forty years of amazing humour that no one quite gets
Thanks to my Minister of the Environment for sending this to me