Archive for the ‘Kathy Griffin’ Category

You Need Better Friends

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

The Mayor doesn’t remember walking out on that walrus, but having a boo at her a few seconds ago, there’s no doubt walking out on her was a good idea. As for her crunk-eyed boyfriend, if buddy could see past those pissholes in the snow he calls eyes, he’d walk out as well. Hell, he’d run out. The Mayor did. Supposedly.

Another Kathy Griffin Picture

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Digital Brownshirt is right: Kathy Griffin does look a LOT like Andy Dick.

But that’s where the similarities end.

Andy Dick can actually be funny. Sure, usually he’s a knob, but he has on occasion made The Mayor laugh. Whereas Kathy Griffin has only induced vomiting.

Kathy Griffin – let’s hope there will never be any more references to that reptile on these pages ever again.

Can The Mayor get an amen?

Kathy Griffin – As Beautiful On The Outside As She Is On The Inside

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Boned Jello

I’m sure many of you thought The Mayor had posted a picture of Ronald McDonald on meth, but no, it’s Kathy Griffin.

And if you were ever wondering why Kathy Griffin is such a mean, angry and troubled person, just take a deep breath, look above at that picture again and get ready to swallow your own vomit.

The Mayor can hardly imagine what she would look like WITHOUT make-up.

Okay, But Are You Sure?

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

I’d be more confident in Mzzzzz Klapp if her high school football team didn’t refer to her as the teams “hump dumplin’.”

I’d also be more confident in Mzzzzz Klapp if her high school football team didn’t refer to having sex with her as “getting the Klapp.”

In other news, I may have lost my wallet. Have you seen it anywhere?

Kathy Griffin–Too Funny By Half

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Kathy Griffin won a creative arts Emmy last weekend for her reality show, but the producers of the prime time Emmys, which take place next week, are censoring her speech for these remarks she made:

In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.”

She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, “This award is my god now!”

Wow, how original, that is soooooooo funny. Imagine, going into the belly of Christianity–Hollywood-and making jokes about Jesus. She is so totally daring, what a pioneer.

After those outrageously craaaaaazy remarks, she’s sure be a household word, like the words shit, douchebag and loser.

Kathy Griffin–nearly forty years of amazing humour that no one quite gets

Thanks to my Minister of the Environment for sending this to me

Kathy Griffin Is Outrageously Funny

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

That Kathy Griffin, she’s soooo funny. She’s the consummate comedienne, always performing, always in character. Just look at the hilarious way she exits a car, head first! Hahaha, she’s great! What? She did a faceplant because she’s hammered? Wow. Get some help, bitch.