Often times when someone goes through a nasty break-up they fall into either one of two extremes: They either lose a ton of weight, or they gain a ton of weight. Since it’s obvious KFed didn’t go the anorexia route, it could only mean he went the – and I’m not exactly sure what the medical term is, but I believe they call it the *disgusting* route.
Now there is nothing wrong with being overweight, most of us have been there at one time or another (or are stationed there full time). However, combine KFed’s newly rotund frame and the fact that he can neither read, write, or speak coherently, and his future is suddenly about as bright as a bat cave. And not the cool bat cave like what Batman has — one with electricity, big cushy chairs, and a slave that will make you a grilled cheese sandwich at 3 am, but rather a dingy bat cave where actual fanged bats will bite you and leave terrible scars on your person, and then fly into your hair and you’ll have to shave your head just to get the bat out.
Ya, that’s the bat cave I’m talking about.