Archive for the ‘Kirsten Dunst’ Category

The Golden Age Of Video

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

The Golden Age of Video is brilliantly edited, and I applaud the hermit that put it together. Ricardo Autoban mashes up movies and TV shows from the last few decades, combines it with an excellent music track, and the final product is completely engaging, funny, and worth your time. Kinda like the drunk guy I posted about a few days ago – minus the drunk guy, the 11 minutes of footage, and that uncomfortable feeling you got watching that slobbering mess trash the convenience store. So, in all actuality, it’s nothing like the drunk guy in the convenience store. But you have to admit, the drunk dude was totally hilarious.

Kirsten Dunst Is Bored

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

In an interview with Glamour magazine, Kirsten Dunst tells of the hardships of working on an action movie:

“Action movies really entail sitting in a trailer all day and not doing anything.

“You get there at six in the morning, you get all dressed up, put your make-up on and it seeps into your pores all day long and it’s really boring.”

She added: “I always have a lot of action in these films, and I don’t like it. Everything that you see in the great action clips take weeks and months, each moment takes a day.

“It involves screaming, cars, heights, and it’s very technical and complicated.”

She makes a good point, it’s hardly worth the $7 million she makes for a movie to do that shit.

Kirsten should do something that involves real action, something that takes your breath away, something that every minute of every hour of every day is complete exhuberance: Yes, I’m talking about selling aluminum siding.

That movie-making business seems like hard work, it’s boring, it’s hardly worth it. But a sexy fox babe like Kirsten would make a killing in aluminum siding.

Aluminum siding–all the babes are selling it

Kirsten Dunst Is Drunk–Still Gross

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Here’s Kirsten Dunst coming out of God knows where, going to who the hell knows, to do who cares. Considering she’s drunk, bra-less and clearly out of her mind, you would think that would be a turn on. It isn’t. My penis is actually trying to retract back into my stomach. And neither me or my penis is very happy about that. Isn’t that right, penis? That’s right, Mayor, we’re not happy at all.

The Drunken Stepfather supplied the pic, take out your anger on him

Kirsten Dunst is a Budder

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Kirsten Dunst is not nice to the elderly. She was recently in the Big Apple for the Costume Institute Gala with her ugly-ass rock star boyfriend Johnny Borrell. I guess they decided to go to brunch at the very busy Cafe Sabarsky and proceeded to the front of the line, by-passing the blue hairs to get served first.

Where have the days gone when we went out of our way to accommodate the old? I guess playing a queen in Marie Antoinette has gone to her head and she feels that she deserves the royal treatment. The worst of it is there were only seven people in line. She couldn’t wait 10 minutes to let some old people eat first. Everybody knows old people don’t eat much anyway.

Kirsten “Budinsky” Dunst

Reported By Nikita