Most comments to this resume went along the lines of, “I’d hire that guy in a minute!!” The Mayor would hire him as well if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s now seen 20 different variations of hopped up resumes. So, The Mayor actually wouldn’t hire him, the lack of originality is the killer.
Not that this pertains to this post exactly, but The Mayor was talking to a girl the other day and she was telling him that her boss was a real tyrant. His company was hiring two people for some sort of office job and they had a stack of resumes about a half a foot thick sitting on her desk. Her boss walks over to the resumes, grabs half and throws them in the garbage. He then looked at her and said, “I’ll be damned if I’m going to work with unlucky people.”
That’s harsh. Kind of funny, but harsh.