A “secret” government survey released yesterday showed that 71% of Sri Lankan *refugees* have gone back to the country that persecuted them at some point, for holidays, to sponsor a family member, or for business:

According to a secret government survey reported by QMI Agency Sunday, 71% of Tamil refugees in Canada who responded to the survey travelled back to Sri Lanka for vacations, business, or to sponsor a family member, bringing into question the legitimacy of their refugee claim.

To put that in perspective, the 500 or so refugees that came to Canada a few weeks ago ALL claimed refugee status, the overwhelming majority did so on the basis that they were persecuted in Sri Lanka. Of those 500, and relying on the statistics of this newly released report, over the next few years, 350 will go back to to the place where they were *persecuted*, in order to conduct business or for their personal pleasure.

According to our own government, even when refugees lie about their refugee claim, it’s nearly impossible to kick them out of the country. Why then doesn’t the government tighten up our refugee laws? That’s the magic question, but luckily for you, I’m a magician and am able to tell you.

Without plantation workers, or as they are called in pc circles, “refugees”, who is going to pay for the baby boomers’ pensions when they start retiring in massive waves starting this year? It’s no secret that white Canadians aren’t having enough babies to keep our population growing, much less keeping it steady. The baby boomers – who are selfish assholes, I must add – always made sure to get the best and keep the best for themselves. Sure, they will be the last ones to receive Canada pension, as there will be no more money left in it in another 20 years, but what the hell, as long as they have their collective selfish asses wiped then all is good.

Seeing as though regular ole “Steve” and “Joe” Canadian can no longer fill the pension tank for the baby boomers, Canadian liberal governments looked at the situation and thought that starting immediately, it better bring in a poo load of plantation workers or the biggest voting group in Canada are going to get very upset very soon when they find out there’s actually no money left for their treats and entitlements.

So, starting with Trudeau and the magic of multiculturalism, instead of working on any form of sustainablility or to fix the problems they had created, successive governments decided instead to use immigrants as plantation workers, to fill the needs of the most important group of people to ever walk the earth – baby frickin’ boomers.

PLUS, immigrants typically vote for those that brought them to the dance – in other words, liberals.

Don’t get me wrong though, when it comes to immigration, Conservative governments have acted like little cowards and have been useless as the day is long. And the current Conservative government is no different, because if they were then things WOULD be different, right? Right.

Secondly, immigration is a boom industry. Those is power can stack the refugee boards and panels with their friends, featherbedding themselves and their families, creating high paying government jobs for like-minded zombies who otherwise couldn’t find a decent job in the workforce because they are usually stupid, lazy, unskilled idiots.

Tada!

I told you I was a magician. Case closed.

Hiiiiiii, Tumblr! I’m a liberal in my mid-twenties majoring in social science!

Isn’t it just awful that some people don’t have as much as others? How dare you accumulate more personal wealth than the less fortunate!

We are going to have to come up with some kind of regulation to get it away from you. Anyone who has more than others clearly got it through dishonest, exploitative methods and white privilege, so it’s not like you deserve it.

America is such an awful place! All we do is exploit the whole world. I think I’ll continue living here under the blanket of liberty and prosperity my forefathers gave me, though. You know, the white, male slave owners. What fucking assholes.

By the way, isn’t Barack Obama great? I love diversity!

Thanks to Ka-Ching, via Fucknoliberals

I’m sure most of you are aware of the stink that has been caused by the infamous “Compton cookout” that took place a few weeks ago. For those of you not in the know, it was a party held off-campus near the University of California San Diego that attracted a lot of attention nationally in the US because the organizers of the event urged…

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There has been so much made of Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize yesterday that I thought I’d make my triumphant return after being away for two days (thanks for noticing) and add my two cents.

The way I see it, there are really only two camps of thought on this: A) Obama deserves the award because he is a man of peace, and B) What the hell?

You may find this hard to believe, but I’m glad Obama received the Nobel. However, I’m glad he received it, but not for the same reason the drooling lefties are glad he received it. Let me explain.

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After a single complaint from a parent, a Catholic school principal in Brampton has banned To Kill a Mockingbird from course study:

Campbell said there was a verbal complaint from a parent who’s child was starting the course this fall.

“It was related to language … it was around language and the use of the n-word in certain contexts with her child,” he said.

Based on the complaint the book was pulled from the course.

One single complaint. One.

The best part of the article is how the Catholics go out of their way to tell us that the book has NOT been banned:

“The book has not been banned,” board spokesman Bruce Campbell told the Sun today. “This is a board approved text and it’s one of a number of texts that schools have the option of selecting.

“The principal elected to select an alternative text for the fall, it would have been in response to the concern but at the same time it’s not a banning,” he said. “We’re definitely not in the business of censure or book banning.”

Sure. The book was to be studied, but after one complaint it is now to be replaced with something else entirely. Yup, that’s not a banning. Hell, the children can still read it online, or go to the library to get it, therefore it’s not a banning. Hehe, move along, folks.

I see a long and prosperous career in the Canadian Racism Industry™ for the principal of this school. The principal is perfectly qualified. First, he/she works in an Education Factory, 10 marks for that. Secondly, the principal is gutless, totally void of any backbone whatsoever, full marks for that. And thirdly, he/she is willing to deny an entire class the opportunity to learn something important and special based on the insecurities and ignorance of one solitary person. Full marks for that.

Liberals like to bandy about the phrase “teachable moment”. I suppose it means an unplanned opportunity that comes up in the classroom where a teacher has a chance to offer insight to his or her students. The teachable moment in this case would have been to tell the parent that To Kill A Mockingbird actually deals with racial inequality, and the book is taught in school to emphasize tolerance and decry prejudice.

But no, let’s just put our tail between our legs, BAN the book and be done with it. This whole idiotic episode is dripping with irony that neither the principal or the stupid-in-the-head parent will ever see.

And now a book that has educated tens of millions of students over the years will be struck from the curriculum by one singular principal deciding what is appropriate reading for everyone, based on the complaint of singular person who I guarantee has never read the book. Maybe the principal can replace To Kill a Mockingbird with something he/she feels is more appropriate, like, Timmy Has Two Fathers, or, Bowling for Columbine – Paperback Edition.

A $200 per child giveaway across New York State sparked a shopping spree on Tuesday:

Every child between 3 and 17 was eligible for $200, which worked out to 813,845 kids across the state – including 498,866 in the city.

Billionaire philanthropist George Soros gave $35 million toward the program, with $140 million in federal stimulus funds routed through state government making up the rest.

Of course not every three and four year old, let alone 16 and 17 year old go to school, but why quibble over a few shekels when manna is falling from heaven.

The no-strings-attached money went to families receiving food stamps or welfare

Thousands of people lined up at banks and check-cashing shops to withdraw the cash that magically appeared on their electronic benefit cards.

Unless Chris Angel is mindfreaking the government, there’s nothing magical about how that money appeared on baby mommas benefit card. Actually, maybe it is magic — POOF! your money is gone — TA DA, the money reappeared in Shofondas bank account.

Storekeepers were glad to hear about the program, too – and the notebooks, clothes and backpacks it would buy.

And you know who else was happy? Cheque-cashing stores. ONLY taking a bit off each hundred, and leaving their customer with virtually the whole thing. Just minus a bit. A really small bit. Three bucks on a hun, yo.

And the final word goes to the *future of America*:

“Thank God for Obama. He’s looking out for us.”

“Praise Allah for Obama” would be more fitting.

If George Soros wants to give $35 million to the poor of New York, then by all means he should do it. I don’t care what he does with his money. Soros can feel free to buy a $10 million dollar coffin if he wants to, as long as he promises to use it immediately. But as for the government stepping in and dropping another $140 mill down the rabbit hole, well that’s just plain nonsense.

I know the reporter of this piece is trying to paint this whole scenario in the best light – showing how the poor received the magical mystery money, went to their banks, withdrew the cash and immediately went to Staples and bought their children backpacks and school supplies. The reality of the matter is that a whole whack of these degenerates got the cash and bought booze and dope.

Sure, SOME bought school supplies, but how many do you think didn’t put ALL that money towards back to school supplies for their kids? 

But this type of thing is nothing new, taking money from the taxpayers and giving it to the taxspenders is what government does. But how do you as a taxpayer feel about having to give your “free money” to people that are going to piss it away on ValuRite vodka and Popeyes?

Couldn’t you use $200 right now? Where’s your handout?

A while ago I posted a piece regarding the Feds making a whack of that keraaaaazy stimulus money available to *low income* Americans so they can weatherize their homes. There was an updated piece today in Breitbart that will surely warm the cockles of your evil Conservative hearts:

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) – Ready or not, states are getting a tenfold boost in federal money to weatherize drafty homes, an increase so huge it has raised fears of waste and fraud and set off a scramble to find workers and houses for them to repair. An obscure program that installs insulation in homes and makes them more energy-efficient is distributing $4.7 billion in stimulus funds—dwarfing the $447 million originally planned by congress this year and the $227 million spent in 2008.

That is enough to weatherize 1 million homes, instead of the 140,000 normally done each year.

Originally this program was developed for low income families, but seeing as though everyone is becoming part of a low income family in Obama’s America, it has been extended to higher-lower-low-income families:

In addition to receiving an infusion of stimulus money, the program was expanded to cover families making up to twice the federal poverty level or $44,100 for a family of four. Also, the average amount that can be spent per house was more than doubled to $6,500.

As you can imagine, all the little piggies are at the trough, waiting for their stimuli-dollaz:

The funding for New York is going up from $20.1 million last year to $395 million. California’s share is soaring from $6.3 million to $185.8 million. Virginia’s is going up 23 1/2 times, from $4 million annually to $94.1 million.

“I was stunned,” said Shea Hollifield, Virginia’s deputy director of housing. “Spending that much money will be a challenge.”

In Texas, the state’s share is increasing nearly 60 times, from $5.6 million to $327 million. To spend the money efficiently and on time, state officials decided to go beyond the community organizations that normally distribute it and route $100 million to large cities.

Sweet Jesus, it dun rainin’ money, it shore iz!

There is so much federal money being doled out, that States don’t have the manpower to administer the funds, or enough houses to weatherize (although I’m sure if dead people can vote, I’m sure they can get their houses weatherized — wink wink, nudge nudge)

States are hurrying to find qualified weatherization workers and caulk-ready homes.

Wisconsin set up weatherization “boot camps” to train workers. West Virginia used to give new workers on-the-job training but is now looking to move to classrooms and online.

Online classes to teach people how to caulk a window. Hmmmmm. The Mayor is listening, what’s the pay like?

In many states, qualified homeowners are already on waiting lists. But some states don’t have enough recipients signed up.

“We are out of clients. We need clients bad,” said Cade Gunnells, weatherization coordinator for three counties in central Alabama.

Hey, shut yer dessert-hole and start spending that money, Jethro, there are plenty of other slugs that will gladly blow the loot without all the incessant complaining.

And in case your nads still haven’t been kicked hard enough, here’s a final hoof to the funny spot:

Charles Uptain,a 73-year-old retiree, had his Montgomery home repaired in the weatherized program last year. His utility bills went down by about $60 a month after workers fixed leaky windows, replaced cracked panes, re-taped air-conditioning ducts and blew in new insulation. Uptain’s house required 2 1/2 days of work and slightly more than $3,000.

“This wasn’t wasteful spending. This was well-spent money,” Uptain said.

Any time you can get someone to come into your home and drop 3k and ask for nothing, it’s ALWAYS money well-spent. It’s funny how Uptain didn’t think it would be money *well-spent* when it had to come from his pocket, but the minute he knew it was YOUR money being dropped down the rabbit hole, all of a sudden it’s money well-spent.

Very soon there will be 50% of America’s population that will not be paying taxes, or paying their mortgage, or paying for their healthcare, or paying for their home upkeep, while on food stamps and welfare.

As the saying goes, “If you think things are expensive now, wait until they’re free”.

Concerned over the amount of stress her own son was under, Sherri Mincher, a licensed massage therapist in Westminster, MD,  opened a camp this year called Stress Busters. It’s intended for very young children, as and the title of the camp infers, it’s to help alleviate childhood stress:

Sherri Mincher, a licensed massage therapist in Westminster, wants to help. Thinking about her son and the anxiety he suffers, she started Stress Busters Camp.

The camp lasts for five weeks, and teaches children breathing, stretching and relaxation techniques.

Mincher also encourages children to share their stressful experiences with the group, so that they all can work on developing coping skills.

“It teaches them to be more self-aware when things happen,” she said.

Mincher conducted her first session in the spring; she hopes to have another session starting mid-July. The camp offers one 45-minute session weekly. The cost ranges from $90 to $113 for five weeks.

Mincher said she intends to limit each session to five children between the ages of 5 and 13.

“What I’ve found is a lot of these kids have social issues,” she said.

Other than the obvious that this woman is an idiot and any parent that sends their child to a massage therapist for a psychological pow-wow should be pummeled until they bleed from their eye sockets, there’s a reason why some kids are stressed: children have to make too many decisions nowadays.

TLDG had a child in her class (a six year old girl) that was struggling with every aspect of her grade, Simply put, she was not ready to move on to the next grade. So the principal, vice principal, TLDG, the special ed teacher and the psychologist all met with the mom to encourage her to keep her child back a grade. The moms answer to the whole thing was, “I’ll talk to my daughter to see what she wants to do”.

This child should be thinking when she can have playtime with her friends, not making life-altering decisions about her academic future.

Instead of leading a stress-free childhood, from the moment a child wakes up to the time he/she goes to bed, they’re under a constant bombardment to make decisions. Would you like pancakes or cereal, apple or orange juice for breakfast? Would you like to wear the pink Hollister or the blue Abercrombie top? What would you like for lunch? Would you like mommy or daddy to drive you to school ?(the child can’t walk to school, he/she might be abducted) Would you like to do your homework before or after dinner? What would you like for dinner? What would you like to watch on TV. Etc.

Make a freaking decision for the poor kid, you’re killing them.

Camp Stress exists because of parents like the massage therapist in the article. She wonders why her child is a mess and doesn’t understand it’s because she won’t let her own kid lead a normal childhood,  instead the kid has to make decisions like he/she is the President of IBM. A five year old doesn’t need to share their *stressful experiences* with other children, the biggest stress a kid should have is not being able to open up a pack of gum fast enough. A child shouldn’t have to develop coping skills by discussing it with granola eating losers like the idiot camp director, a child develops those skills by interacting with other children.

Mincher should be ashamed of herself, and any parent that tries to be cool by letting their children make their own decisions should be bound, gagged, and left by the roadway where giant birds will peck at their skin until they are raw.

I know there are exceptions to the rule, and some kids are stressed through life circumstances, but parents should be trying to eliminate as much stress from their child’s lives as possible, not sending them to someone else to do it.

That’s my opinion, and damn it all if it isn’t 100% correct.

In a special e-book released on Presidents’ Day called *Dreams For Obama*, 150 children ranging from ages 6-12 outlined their dreams for the future. A hardcopy will be sent to President Obama himself.

Among some of the dreams include:

Anthony Pape, 10, of DuBois, Pa., offered: “I hope that we will have no war ever again. I mean why are we fighting why can’t we all be friends.”

Fellow 10-year-old Sasha Townsend of Soquel, Calif., had a similar request, and then some.

“I would appreciate it if you would try to make this a greener planet and try to bring home the troops and end the war,” the fifth-grader wrote. “I am very luckey because I am not part of a military family, but it saddens me to hear about all the people who die in Iraque and know that somewhere In the world people are greiving over a lost family member.”

`My dad’s out of work, fix the company, please get more jobs,’ Hitchcock said. “There were Latino kids saying, `Please change the immigration laws so my dad can come back from Mexico.’ This is a profound snapshot of a social narrative of young kids during an important moment in history.

It’s actually a profound snapshot of a social narrative of all the childrens’ parents. Look at the negativity that seeps through to those *dreams*. I can hardly imagine a little 6 year thinking that way.

In the first instance, little 10 year old Anthony hopes America will never have to go to war again, why are we fighting, he asks? Well Anthony, we’re fighting wars because Islamists are trying to murder us. If we don’t fight them and kill them now, they will come and kill us. More specifically, Anthony, if we don’t kill those mother fuckers right now, YOU’LL be the one getting a bullet put through your skull in the future. You see Anthony, the world is not made up of prancing through meadows, love and unicorns, there are harsh realities, something your delinquent hippy parents have failed to mention to you. One of the harsh realities is that certain people will stop at nothing to kill you. So cowboy the hell up.

Rinse and repeat for the next brainwashed child.

The third child hopes the immigration laws will be fixed so his father can come back from Mexico. Well, it seems the kids father is the only Mexican not living in America. If the kid wants the immigration laws fixed, then America would be shipping back 12 million illegals from whence they came.

And if that shit wasn’t enough, here’s the ending to the perfect piece of journalistic propaganda:

Another child drew Obama as the “new sunrise of America.” One made Earth and labeled it “Obamaland,” and still another created the president’s face as half dark and half light skin tones with the words: “United We Are One.”

Sasha’s drawing is an all-green globe. Her enthusiasm for Obama and his ability to get the job done speaks volumes: “I just think he’s really, really awesome.”

“I feel very proud because I know he’ll be able to make a change in the country and we’ll be a lot more happier,” Destiny said. “I think he should make people feel more welcome, people who don’t really get along with other people.”

I wonder why Destiny (that name tells me alot right there) is so unhappy? Why would a little girl, assuming she’s a girl, be so unhappy with America? Did the American government claim her mother was a whore and had her stoned to death? Was her father considered an infidel and shot in the head? Was Destiny denied education because she’s a girl? Was her family not given a fair and free trial when they were in court? Is Destiny’s family living on the street and not allowed food stamps, welfare, and access to healthcare? Was her brothers taken from her and used as child soldiers? Was Destiny and her sisters forced into prostitutions by roving gangs?

It sounds like Destiny has been given a heaping helping of anti-Americanism by…her parents? Yes, I’d say that’s exactly who filled her head with this nonsense. Perhaps even her school teacher. Whoever it was though deserves to get the beating of their lives. But it always amazes me, there are so many Americans that despise everything America is about, but not one of those motherfuckers ever leaves.

It’s more like, Dreams of My Parents…

Another Class A story from the pricks at AP

And when I say *prostitution free*, I don’t mean that the hookers aren’t charging, I mean that they are to be removed–temporarily.

Here what the good folks at Sweetness & Light (where I took this post from) had to say:

Reader Jason Cragg sent over this capture of a sign placed at 5th and Eye Streets NW, right in the middle of Inauguration Island. You’re reading it right: portions of downtown have been declared a “Prostitution Free Zone” for the Inaugural celebration period. The best part? It has an expiration date, as though at all other times, hookers have free reign over downtown Washington — hey, at least the MPD is honest.

Truth be told, this isn’t the first time the MPD has declared a PFZ. You can read about how the law works here, but the basic idea is that it allows police officers to issue fines of $300 to a group of two or more persons found congregating in a public space or property within the PFZ for the purpose of engaging in prostitution or prostitution-related offenses. Still, these signs are sure to look mighty funny to most people walking through the area on their way to the Inauguration on Tuesday.

I am also going to rely on the comments from the good readership at Sweetness & Lightto complete the rest of this post. Sit back and enjoy, there are some doozies in here:

“Has the area also been declared a crack cocaine-free zone?”

 

“Does this mean that no Democrats will be able to attend?

Next commenter–> No, it just means that there will be less attendance.

 

Media whores, easy Liberal girls, and people who have had 5+ abortions over the past year are still going to be there, rest assured. So at least their carnal desires can be sated.”

 

“Isn’t that Barney in the Limo with Barry?”

Next commenter–>It’s his corner now

 

Was this intended for politicians or hookers? At least one group makes its’ living honestly…

As is typical in a Democratic administration, the whores will be removed from the street and put directly into the White House.

Hopey Changey

85 homeowners from a Habitat for Humanity complex in Florida, are suing Habitat for Humanity, claiming that homes built years ago during a 17 day house building blitz are falling apart and causing medical ailments:

One man pulled up his floorboards to find rubbish 5ft deep under his kitchen. Other complaints include cracking walls and rotting door frames that let in rats and ants. Many residents have complained of mildew and mysterious skin rashes.

One resident said her children were suffering from skin complaints. “The intentions are good, but when the politicians and big-shot stars have left we’re stuck with the consequences. This house looks pretty but inside it either stinks or sweats,” she said.

Did I mention the housing complex was built on a landfill, because that’s kind of important to the story.

There are so many delicious bits in this article that I’m not sure where to start. Let’s figure it out on the other side:

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