Archive for the ‘License plates’ Category

This Guy Is Good

Sunday, February 13th, 2011

What The Mayor likes most about these pictures is the way buddy guy is all tilted to one side.

There is like ZERO clearance between his knee and the ground. The way he holds the toilet and shifts his weight to one side without falling? Awesome. Inspiring. Really neato.

License Plate Week

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

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Finally there is some truth in advertising. There is not a license plate in the world that says *avoid the hell out of me* more than this one. Having a grizzly bear in the passenger seat is only slightly more scary.

License Plate Week

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

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There probably aren’t too many people among us that could fault the owner of this truck for going with the pirate theme. However, if it turns out that buddy’s from Somalia, then we might just have a wee problem here…

License Plate Week

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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Keep in mind that vanity plates are for life. So if buddy ever grows up and has kids, and eventually when he’s driving his 14 year old daughter to soccer practise, he’ll do so with a license plate that says Oral Sex. Yup, nothing like a 47 year old guy in a Beamer driving around a young girl while sporting a license plate that says Oral Sex. That’s a good life decision, buddy, you should be awfully proud of yourself. At least it’ll match his “Ass, gas, or grass, nobody drives for free” bumper sticker.

License Plate Week

Monday, July 13th, 2009

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That’s a pretty cool plate, but driving a VW kind of kills the awesomeness of it. It’s like having a German Sheppard named Peanut.

Exit light. Enter night.

That’s how The Mayor rock and or rolls.