I’m not sure why, but I think Meg Ryan’s fortunes seem to be dangling quite low lately. It’s as if her good fortunes are sagging, limp and lifeless. That’s the thing about good fortunes, sometimes they can perk up and seem to be on the rise, but with time, they can become limp, droopy, and floppy. Who knows, maybe she looks that way because someone stole her beautiful puppies and replaced them with a pair of ugly, fat, wiener dogs.
Yes, I said ugly, fat, wiener dogs. Because rotted cantaloupes made even less sense.