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Disney Facts

Friday, June 18th, 2010

As in, Disney Facts That May or May Not Be True.

I’m attending a Mayor’s meeting today, but tonight I will be back at The Manor for some wonderful nighttime blogging.

We are all blessed!

Michael Bolton Is Homeless–Nicollette Sheridan Is A Bitch

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Nicollette Sheridan made it official that she and Michael Bolton are history, by throwing him out of her house in Los Angeles, rendering him apparently *homeless*:

“Michael is basically homeless. He and Nicolette split the Los Angeles house, but she wants to stay there and not have him anywhere near it.

“She also doesn’t particularly want to pay him for his half and thinks he should just give the house to her.

“Michael’s kind of screwed. He pulled up his longtime roots in Connecticut to live with her, and now she booted him. He’s got nowhere to go.”

I’ve heard conflicting stories about these two–some folks tell me that Nicollette is a real bitch, while other folks tell me Michael Bolton is a real bastard. I like to believe both sides are true.

I can hardly believe that someone as talented as Michael Bolton is actually homeless. I feel terrible for him. You would think that Bolton would have been wise to put a little money aside, maybe in a jar or something, from those 50 million albums he sold during the 80’s. My mom use to say, “Son, put some money away for a rainy day.” It’s too bad Michael’s mom didn’t have the same common sense my mom did, maybe had Michael heard those words, he wouldn’t be sleeping in a dumpster and eating shit sandwiches right now.

Perhaps we can help Michael. I think I have an idea. No, I definitely have an idea. Let’s work together and raise enough money to get the first and last months rent so Michael Bolton can get a decent apartment to stay in. I’m sure if the shoe was on the other foot, Michael would do it for us.

All you need to do is click on the PayPal icon I have set up on the right side of the page you are reading. I figure if we can raise $3000.00, we can hook Michael up with some suitable living conditions. Just make a *love offering* of $100.00, $250.00, or higher, and we can get Michael back on his feet. If we raise more than $3000.00, I’ll get some gift certificates at some local grocery store so Michael can have some good food to eat. He needs to keep his strength up.

With a little love, and a lot of money, we can resurrect Michael Bolton and his shitty singing career. Will you help The Mayor help Michael Bolton? C’mon, let’s make a difference in a baby boomers life.