Archive for the ‘Michael Jackson’ Category

Hey, Idiots, You Got The Wrong Guy

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

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Michael Jackson’s Pantone

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

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That’s very funny. Now excuse me while I go look up the word pantone.

The Michael Jackson Love/Hate Chart

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

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Sometimes I tend to discount the validity of charts like these, but this time I have to say that it’s 100% correct.

Found on Linkbitch

Is Michael Jackson Dying?

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

According to his biographer, yes.

‘He needs a lung transplant, but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It’s the bleeding that’s the most problematic part. It could kill him.’

Specifically, Halperin claims that Jackson, now 50 years old, has developed a rare alpha-1 anti-trypsin protein deficiency, leaving his lungs unable to protect themselves. He also claimed Jackson, who was photographed in a wheelchair earlier this year, had been battling the disease for several years. ‘He can barely speak. The vision in his left eye is 95 percent gone. For years, Michael has been working with his doctors to make sure (the disease) doesn’t progress.’

Sources say that although Jackson is deadly sick, his illness won’t stop him from all the volunteer work he does with little children on a daily basis.

It doesn’t look good for Jackson, he seems pretty out of it. I know how he feels, for I also had a terrible prognosis this week. I went to the doctor complaining of a stuffy nose and a sore throat. It turns out I have a cold. In the doctors own words, “Mr Mayor, you seem to have developed a nasty cold.” Ya, he actually said the cold was nasty. He even said that the cold could get worse if I didn’t get plenty of sleep, drink lots of fluid, and dress warmly. So in a way, I know exactly what Michael Jackson is going through right now. Sure, his nose probably isn’t running, but I bet you he doesn’t feel good either.

Michael can’t seem to beat it…