The Mayor sent that graphic to Obama’s security detail, in the hopes that those wacky “knuckleheads” take it to heart. “Knuckleheads”, that’s how Obama referred to those guys. Just a few, crazy, wacky knuckleheads. He actually used that word. Knuckleheads. Like they got caught pulling some silly college prank. Like putting firecrackers down a toilet. “Those keraaaaaazy, knuckleheads.”
JDN and the condom sucking Pizzamancer were the two big winners from last week’s MENSA game. Mr Fnortner decided to give last week a pass, along with 3800 other Mitchievillian’s. They are resting up, The Mayor supposes.
JDN and the Pizzamancer are the MENSA-Headed Smarty Panted Winners of the Week. Although there are no actual prizes in this game, Fenris will be dedicating a midnight basketball court in their names. They’ll be on a plaque, you know. Until some gangbanger grafitti’s the hell out of it. Scarborough east side, represent, all all that.
This week we will be taking a break from MENSA, and in its place we will be playing MindTrap. It’s along the same line: The Mayor asks a few questions, you answer them. For more instructions, please refer to the website www.iamtoostupidtolive.net
Let’s git ‘er dun!
1) Something extraordinarily unusual happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 p.m. What was it?
2) This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you’d think nothing was wrong with it and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? Study it, think about it, and you may find out. If you work at it for a bit it will dawn on you. So jump to it and try your skill at figuring it out. Good luck!
Kinda like MENSA, but not MENSA. It’s what the kids would refer to as, “the same, but different.” Damn kids and their rock ‘n roll.
Good luck to all, and to all a good night.
The Mayor is outtahere!