Why is it so surprising that workers are attracted to incentives? Retaining and getting new hires for difficult trades is totally intuitive, and you have to explain it to people in a frustrating manner.
Some little girls dream about being ballerinas, some dream about being singers. Sheyla Hershey, her dreams included being filled with silicon and having breasts so big that they are actually a threat to her health:
SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.
The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure.
And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.
Sheyla, from Houston, Texas, said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”
She had to go to Brazil for her last op after US doctors refused to carry out any more surgery on her Now Sheyla is in the record books for having the largest breast implants ever.
Her British ex-boyfriend started paying for her plastic surgery, but she left him after he begged her to stop.
She said: “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”
Always follow your dreams. Even if your dreams include being filled with toxic sludge and having so much of it in your body that you are actually declared a health hazard by the medical community. Follow you dreams, even if it means that you become a freak of nature, someone who is ridiculed, scorned and laughed at, someone who will never be taken seriously. Follow your dreams, because if you are an attention whore with no discernible talents or capabilities, getting ridiculous breast enlargements may be the only way to get a man to create a FaceBook page dedicated to you and only you.
Former Playboy Playmate, Shauna Sands, has filed a restraining order against husband Romain Chavent, claiming he hit her in the breasts, which she just had constructive surgery on. This is the second restraining order Shauna has had placed on Chavent, the first was due to this:
Shauna claims that in March this year, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. She was granted a restraining order in 2007 when she claimed that he strangled, punched, and threw her across the room. Sand had the Temporary Restraining Order dismissed because “he promised to change.”
He did change in the sense that he’s avoiding the strangling and throwing, unfortunately now he’s working on the breast hitting.
That’s not the reason for this article though, and it’s also not because it gives me an opportunity to showcase a fake blond with a monster rack, it was what Sands claims is another reason she wants a restraining order on Chavent:
Shauna also maintains that Chavent once threatened to sell nude pictures of her children (from her marriage to Lamas) that he took while he babysat them.
Huh? Is she claiming Chavent took nude photos of her kids while he babysat them? I’m not sure how the law works in Hollywood, but up here in Mitchieville, that’s not only a crime, that’s a crime with a severe prison beating. I would say that Hollywood police should probably look into that claim. Now I know Hollywood cops are probably very busy letting Hollywood *stars* off the hook for drug offences and drinking and driving, but something like this is worth looking into. Naked children, man with camera, babysitting–yup, that’s seems serious.
River Rat saw Wednesday’s bigguns and then called me a pig for posting it. However, being called a pig is just a codeword that actually means I am doing a suberb job and he thanks me for posting such esquisite pictures.
Men talk in codewords all the time. For instance: Hot can mean cool and cool can mean hot. See? So, being called a pig is a great compliment. Man, you assholes should know that. BTW, assholes is a compliment, but you already know that.
Seeing this picture reminds me of two things: I have to pay my water bill tomorrow, and I must remember to buy a couple bags of milk.
Folks, even if the messiah pulls it out tonight, life will go on. Remember the old canard that what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And if the messiah does win, we shall all be Herculian.
After being beaten up and left for dead when she was a teen, Sarah Burge started her journey into the world of cosmetic and reconstructive surgery. Her goal was to look like Barbie. After more than 100 surgeries and a whopping $1.4 million later, this is the end result (not that she wants to stop having even more surgery)
The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust – including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.
‘It’s addictive – you find yourself wondering what you can have done next? It’s not that I’m unhappy with the way I look – I’ve always been confident about my appearance.
‘That’s why I want to keep my body and face as they are. All the work I’ve had done has been to stop the ageing.’
And you thought the labour party had the biggest boobs in England–rimshot!
You would think that having the biggest boobs in Britain would be as much fun as owning a liquor store, or having midgets as slaves, but according to Donna Jones, that couldn’t be further from the truth:
26 year old Donna Jones has the biggest natural breasts in the UK – taking over from 32JJ record holder Rachel Aldana. Each breast weighs about the same as two average-size babies.
She suffers from backache and hasn’t had a decent night’s sleep for years. She didn’t dare to breastfeed her three-year-old son Kyle when he was a baby, fearing she would suffocated him.
