The Mayor couldn’t post up Moobs Week or Green Shoots & Leaves last night because TLDG and I were at my youngest legitimate sons grade 8 graduation. However, I would like to thank those that sent me angry emails demanding to know why I hadn’t posted Green Shoots yet, and “what the hell is going on?”
Your anger proves how much you care, and that touches The Mayor in places where The Mayor doesn’t get touched very often. I promise to make a more concerted effort from here on in to completely ignore the lives of my family and concentrate on getting Green Shoots & Leaves out to you in a more timely fashion.
The Asian in the picture (or is he an Oriental? Hmmm…) has the largest moobs in the world. Imagine, he’s the world record holder for having the largest moobs. And to think his family said he would never amount to anything. Funnily enough, his large moobs seem to be causing some sort of problem for him, as explained in this rather lengthy, but funny news article.
Buddy in the picture, let’s just call him Titti Sou Big, is a poor farmer and is complaining to doctors that his new-found package is causing him mental and physical discomfort. If Titti Sou Big would just push his enormous breasts away from his eyes, he would be able to see that his massive breastuals are money in the bank. Titti Sou Big could charge admission to see his hooters; he could join a freak show/circus and really rake in the dough. If he became a porn star he would be awash in yuan.
But no, Titti prefers instead to bitch and moan. He’s letting doctors – like in the picture – touch his melons, yet he receives no recompense. And I’m not even sure what “recompense” means, but I think it means money. To think, if Titti grabbed that doctors breasts, he would be charged and most likely thrown down a giant hole into a pit of vipers, yet, the female doctor in the picture is grabbing him like she’s testing the freshness of a cantaloupe. Where’s the justice?
Titti – when life gives you eggs, you make egg rolls. That’s what The Mayor always says. Yes, The Mayor ALWAYS says that. You can Google it, sweetheart, it’s all on record.