Archive for the ‘Moose Knuckle’ Category

Yup, That’s Pretty Weird Week

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

What you are about to see is 19 seconds of pure victory. The  next time you hear someone say that meth is bad, just refer them to this video for proof that meth is actually good. Good and funny, that is. Just like the moon landing (one of these days that joke is going to hit the mark. Today might not be the day, and tomorrow isn’t looking so bright, either).

Cereal Marshmallows Now On Sale

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

You may be looking at this picture and thinking the cops must have busted that annoying TV midget and took all his cereal, but in all actuality, this is just one of the many (and I say many even though this is the only picture I looked and intend to look at on the site) pictures on cerealmarshmallows.com, the website that sells those tiny cereal marshmallows to the general public.

The Mayor was never a fan of Lucky Charms, so little marshmallows don’t appeal to me. I’ve always believed that cereal and marshmallows shouldn’t mix, they are an unholy alliance. Your views may differ, and I respect that. Somewhat.

2-7 oz bags will cost you $8 plus $7 shipping, so you would pretty much have to be a cereal marshmallow junkie in order to go for that deal. But maybe you are and this is the best thing you’ve ever heard of, then congrats, you have found your personal heaven.

Cereal Marshmallows – I’ll be damned.

Moose Knuckle Week

Friday, March 12th, 2010

male_camel_toe

And so Moose Knuckle Week comes to an end. Don’t act like you’re happy, because I know in the back of your mind you really enjoyed this segment. How could you not? It was a week constructed entirely of victory. Oh how we laughed, cried, we held each other close, we became one. And secretly you were totally turned on. I know that’s true. Your friend told me so.

We will all miss Moose Knuckle Week, we stockpiled some pretty amazing memories.

Hey, look, buddy has a vagina!

Sorry, where was I again?

Moose Knuckle Week

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

elvis-knuckle

Even celebrity moose knuckle can’t class this segment up any. Especially when The King is sportin’ a hunka hunka burning little knuckles betwixt his tights.

No, thank you very much.

Moose Knuckle Week

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

many-moose-knuckles

My Lord, it’s like the original five knuckle chuckle. But I aint laughin’! The last time I saw that much meat I was at a Loblaw’s deli. Those are pretty tight outfits the boys are wearing, especially considering it’s the Polish Dart Team. Oh right, it’s the POLISH Dart Team. For a second, I thought it was the Polish Hide The Sausage Team.

Anyway, vomit, repeat.

Moose Knuckle Week

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

male-toe

Sure, the eyes start in the middle of the screen, but it doesn’t take long for them to start drifting over to the right. And when they do, it’s impossible not to see the obvious staring you right in the kisser: buddy drinking the spritzer has a squirrel shoved down his pants. Although any moose knuckle is disgusting (unless yer trying to impress the missus), this guys moose knuckle an abomination unto the Lord. And so are his sandals.

Poor squirrel.

Moose Knuckle Week

Monday, March 8th, 2010

moose-knuckle

There are many people who think that the camel toe is the same as the moose knuckle. It’s not the case. A camel toe is a woman’s thing (natch), while the moose knuckle is a guys thing. There’s no use explaining a moose knuckle, as one picture pretty much puts everything into perspective. See above. Vomit and repeat.

This week is dedicated to the moose knuckle. Why? Why indeed.

What, that didn’t make any sense? Let me put it this way then: Why indeed. Oh right, that was the exact same answer the second time around. Yet it doesn’t make it any less correct.

Welcome to Moose Knuckle Week.