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Musical Interlude

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

After watching this video, the first thing you will mumble under your coffee stank breath is, “What in the holy hell did I just watch?”

Accept it, then move on.

Sleepy Man Banjo Boys

Friday, February 10th, 2012

There are a fine collection of young pickers assembled in this video. The Mayor use to go to school with a bunch of young pickers – Grossie Josie, Disgusting Derek, and Filthy Fred. But they weren’t musicians, just pickers. Nose, pimples and scabs were their speciality.

Enjoy the video!

Sexy Sax Man

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

 

If you don’t like the Sexy Sax Man, it tells The Mayor three things about you: you lack taste. You lack decent musical judgement. You’re racist. Sure maybe you do have a smidgen of taste, and perhaps you have a slight bit of decent musical judgement. But you can’t deny you are a hate-filled monster.

Elvis Presley & Martina McBride – Blue Christmas

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

There’s not a lick of a chance that anyone can be blue after watching Martina McBride. What a hottie! Blue Christmas is The Mayor’s favourite Chirstmas song, Elvis is among The Mayor’s top 10 favourite singers, and Martina McBride, well, you already know what The Mayor thinks of Martina McBride.

Have A Slayer Christmas

Friday, December 9th, 2011

The Mayor is confident that it will take the average viewer (meaning you) approximately 20 – 30 seconds before he/she/it hits the stop botton to this video. Then why post this video at all, you ask? Great question. A question that can only be answered with another question – who do you think you are?

Metallica & Pantera

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Even if you rolled up all these guys into one giant guy, you’d still only end up with 4 lbs of muscle.

Dimebag Darrell, man, that guy was one great guitarist. I’m not sure how many of you know the story of Dimebag, or know anything about the group Pantera, but they were a heavy metal groove band out of Texas. They were the real deal, for sho. Anyway, you can Google everything about them if you want, but I just wanted to share one interesting bit about Dimebag Darrell.

He was shot to death while performing onstage with the group Damageplan – the group that was formed after Pantera *broke up* (they never really did break up officially). Horrible tragedy, many of you might remember it.

Dimebag was buried in Arlington Texas, beside his mom, and buried with “bumblebee”; Eddie Van Halen’s black and yellow-striped Charvel electric guitar, which was pictured with Van Halen on the cover of the album Van Halen. Shortly before he died, he had asked Eddie Van Halen for a copy of his bumblebee guitar, which Eddie agreed to have made for Dimebag. Then Dimebag got murdered, so Eddie got the original bumblebee and placed it inside the coffin.

And what kind of coffin was Dimebad placed in? A KISS Koffin.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Dimebag was a HUGE fan of Ace Frehley, without Ace there would have been no Dimebag. In his will, Dimebag asked to be buried in a KISS Koffin – there were only a limited amount of these coffins, but when Gene Simmons heard of Dimebag’s death, he sent his own KISS Koffin down to Dimebag’s family.

How big of a fan was Dimebag of Ace Frehley? Dimebag had a tattoo of Ace on his chest. One day, Ace and Dimebag met and Ace signed Dimebag’s tattoo. From there, Dimebag went and got a tattoo over top Ace’s signature so as to have Ace’s autograph permanently inscribed on his chest.

So there ya go.

**In case you were wondering, including this one, The Mayor typed the word *Dimebag* 18 times

A Mitchieville Musical Interlude

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

Sure, The Mayor would have worked off the rack toms a bit more and used the ride instead of the crash cymbals for a few of the slower parts, but then again The Mayor is a complete perfectionist. Having said that, it’s not bad work considering Fido pisses against fire hydrants and licks his own balls.

A Mitchieville Musical Interlude

Monday, January 24th, 2011

It’s remarkable how closely the pooch and Kanye West sound alike. It’s as if they were separated at birth.

Mitchieville Musical Interlude

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

You will quickly find that today’s Musical Interlude has charms to soothe the savage beast. You will also find today’s Musical Interlude is nsfw. It’s not overly nsfw, but just enough to get you reprimanded. Then again, it’s a sunny day, maybe you want to get send home. Your decision, I’m not your mother. You only wish. pervert.

Mitchieville’s Musical Interlude

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

What this gentleman does is very impressive, but the real question is whether he can play a plugged in hairdryer in the bathtub? Well, can ya, punk?

Stayin’ Alive In The Wall (Pink Floyd vs Bee Gees Mashup)

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Let’s face it, the Bee Gee’s were and are the greatest rock and or roll band the universe has ever seen and experienced. That’s a fact. So when The Mayor heard there was a Bee Gee/Pink Floyd mashup, I immediately thought, “Those Floyd pikers can’t hold a candle to the Bee Gee’s, this thing is going to be a mess.” But The Mayor was surprised, in a pleasant way. This mashup is excellent. And the best part? You’ll be whistling Bee Gee’s all day long. Just like they do in heaven.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go eat my buttered scone and drink my blackberry tea. Oh yummy yummy.

Smells Like Rockin’ Robin- Nirvana vs Michael Jackson Mash Up

Monday, August 16th, 2010

The Mayor loves a good mash-up. Truth be told, The Mayor also enjoys crappy mash-ups. I guess you could say The Mayor is a big fan of the mash-up. In my lifetime, I suppose I’ve seen, without any exaggeration, over 600,000 of them. You may think that’s a lot, but I have a lot of time on my hands, surprisingly enough.

The mash-up you are about to see definitely cracks the top 150,000. Possibly even the top 10 as far as the BEST mash-ups ever.

Now, together, let’s count up the amount of times The Mayor used the words mash-up in this post – I count seven,including the time I used it in the title.