Archive for the ‘Muslims’ Category

Gay Man Who Walked Through Muslim Suburb of Paris With Boyfriend Causes Shock

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

So, a gay guy and his boyfriend are walking through a suburb of Paris

…was reportedly beaten for walking with arm in arm with his boyfriend Olivier early Sunday morning. Wilfred de Bruijn, a French resident, says he was assaulted while walking in Paris’ 19th arrondissement. He says he sustained several injuries, including a missing tooth, broken bones, and fractured pieces of bone in his skull. He posted a photo of his wounds on his Facebook page with the caption “Sorry to show you this. It’s the face of homophobia,” reports Al Jazeera.

The 19th arrondissement of Paris is mainly populated with Muslim and North African immigrant families and who live adjacent to Orthodox jews. The area is known for suffering high rates of crime fueled by “gang warfare,” and ethnically-charged clashes are commonplace.

The 19th arrondissement was also the location of some of the worst scenes of unrest during the city’s riots in 2005. Muslim extremists also attacked a gay club in Paris last year.

It is important to emphasize that most Muslims abhor violence and that those who resort to it are in the minority.

Yes, it’s the religion of peace, dontchaknow.

Not to seem unsympathetic, but The Mayor feels Wilfred might have been stirring up the hornets nest with his stroll down Lover’s Lane (now renamed “Allah Akbar, Die You Dirty Jew Sons of Pigs & Apes Avenue”). Living in Paris, you would have to know the good and bad side of town. The good side has very few people that tend to chop up queers like they’re cord wood, while the bad side beat up gay guys who hold hands and walk down their street on Sunday mornings.

Perhaps the gay victim and his lover might want to “reach out” to the Moslem community and try to talk them into some sort of diversity workshop. Or better yet, they may want to just kill themselves first so they don’t have to suffer a painful death as the Moslems rip their testicles out through their mouths.

Knowing that Moslems don’t tolerate homo’s, and then walking through a Moslem neighbourhood is a recipe for disaster. The Mayor remembers the actual ingredients for that recipe, and they are 1) Two gay guys + gang of Moslems – beaten slightly, whipped gently, pour onto sidewalk and kicked repeatedly. Sounds FABULOUS, pass the creme de menthe, you silly bitch.

Care to live longer than one minute from now? Stay out of Moslem neighbourhoods and mind your own business. Care to die right now? Walk through a Moslem neighbourhood and strut your thang.

***Hey, Spellcheck, the word neighbourhood DOES have an U, so eat me.

I Went To A Mass Killing The Other Day & A Soccer Game Broke Out

Sunday, January 27th, 2013

Question: which of these is more violent than the others, 1) Charles Manson at a Catholic dance, 2) The look in Joe Biden’s eyes when he looks at a bottle of whiskey, or 3) the crowd at an Egyptian soccer game?

Trick question – they are all as violent as the next:

Angry relatives and residents rampaged through an Egyptian port city Saturday in rioting that killed at least 27 people after a judge sentenced nearly two dozen soccer fans to death for involvement in deadly violence after a game last year.

Thems alot of killin’s. But we aint finished yet:

The violence in Port Said erupted after a judge sentenced 21 people to death in connection with the Feb. 1 soccer melee that killed 74 fans of the Cairo-based Al-Ahly team. Executions in Egypt are usually carried out by hanging.

 Thems alot of killin’s. But we aint finished yet:

The verdict for the remaining 52 defendants, including nine security officials, is scheduled to be delivered March 9. Some have been charged with murder and others with assisting the attackers.

Them a lot of killin’s. The Mayor is going to try to add this up, but he’ll need an abacus to sort this crap out.

Here goes…

27 dead in rioting today, 21 sentenced to death by the judge, and 74 killed in the original butcherings.

27 + 21 + 74 = 122 dead.

And as they say in the world of the late night infomercial, “but wait, there’s more…”

We can’t forget about the 53 remaining defendants. Let’s just assume with the progressive Egyptian judicial system as it stands, that the judge will hang ‘em high:

So, 27 + 21 + 74 + 53 = 175.

In case you’re wondering who won the game, the answer is humanity. Humanity won.


Remember When Egyptian President Called Jews “Pigs And Apes?” He Was Kidding…LULZ!

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

Backing down from past remarks calling Jews “pigs” and “bloodsuckers”, Obama’s BFF, President Morsi of Egypt, clarified his non-statements to American senators yesterday:

Egypt’s Islamist president sought Wednesday to defuse Washington’s anger over his past remarks urging hatred of Jews and calling Zionists “pigs” and “bloodsuckers,” telling visiting U.S. senators that his comments were a denunciation of Israeli policies.

Right. Israel’s policies are “pigish” and “bloodsuckerish.” Gotcha.

It’s never a bad time to right a wrong, and it’s good to see Morsi came to his senses without any outside interference or coercion:

The delegation and Morsi had a “constructive discussion” about the remarks, he told reporters.

Still, despite calls by some in Washington to rein in aid to Egypt’s Islamist-led government, McCain said the delegation will press in Congress for approval of some $480 million in new assistance to Cairo.

When you have half a billion dollars staring you in the gob, it’s never a bad time to play happy face with American senators.

But what were the exact remarks Morsi actually made, did he really call Israeli policies “pigish” and “bloodsuckerish?”

In the video, Morsi refers to “Zionists” as “bloodsuckers who attack Palestinians” as well as “the descendants of apes and pigs.” He says Egyptians should nurse their children on “hatred for them: for Zionists, for Jews. They must be breast-fed hatred.” He also calls President Barack Obama a liar.

Morsi, who came to office in June, told the visiting U.S. delegation on Wednesday that the remarks were taken out of context, aimed at criticizing Israeli policies, and not Jews, according to presidential spokesman Yasser Ali.

Obviously his comments were made about Israeli policies and not Jews themselves, and you can tell by how many times he referenced the words Jews and Zionists.



The U.S. gives $1.3 billion in annual military assistance to Egypt since 1979 peace treaty and now gives Egypt $250 million annually in economic aid. Washington is now considering a package of debt relief and further aid to help salvage the economy.

“All of us are supportive,” said McCain. “We are working hard to try to see that this money is forthcoming.”

Because Morsi and crew are such good guys.

Indonesian Town Bans Women Straddling Motorbikes

Thursday, January 10th, 2013

Just as the title suggests, if you’re an Indonesian woman and you go straddling, prepare thine-self for a trip to the alligator pit:

A town in Indonesia is banning women from straddling motorcycles, saying it is improper and against Islam.

Women in the town of Lhokseumawe will be told from Monday they cannot straddle a motorcycle or scooter, especially when sitting behind a man, and instead must ride side-saddle.

The mayor of the town, which is under strict Islamic sharia law, says the regulation is to protect women’s morals.

“[It] is to maintain women’s dignity and good image,” said Suaidi Yahya.

The Mayor believes you can find the passage in the Koran that refers to women straddling motorcycles, in Sura 19:45, subsection 8, paragraph 2, verse 7, line 4:

Bitch, you be getting a bloody mouth if you go straddling on the hog. I forbid thee, by punishment of the alligator pit if you jump on a bike and straddle thusly. You’ze really pissing me off now, I shouldn’t even have to bring this crap up, but you’re pushing the envelope like I’ve never seen an envelope pushed before. You better wise up or I’ll have you all made into glue, you bunch of bike-straddling whorish malcontents. Peace and love, I’m outta here!

Pretty straightforward if you ask The Mayor.

Next up on the Sharia hit list: denying women the right to eat mayonnaise.

Saudi Women Being Tracked Electronically

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

There is a saying, that if you love someone you should let them go, if they don’t come back it was never meant to be. In Saudi Arabia, the saying is a little different – if you ever try to leave me I’ll cut your slut throat:

Riyadh: Denied the right to travel without consent from their male guardians and banned from driving, women in Saudi Arabia are now monitored by an electronic system that tracks any cross-border movements.

Since last week, Saudi women’s male guardians began receiving text messages on their phones informing them when women under their custody leave the country, even if they are travelling together.

A great idea, but rather rudimentary, if you ask The Mayor. What Saudi men should really do is buy some of that invisible fencing like The Mayor has to keep his dogs in the yard, or what the farmers have to keep their pigs from leaving their property. When installed, any time a Saudi woman dares to defy her man, or guardian, she receives a *gentle shock*, telling her in not-so-subtle terms that if she chooses to go against her man’s wishes, she will incur the wrath of an almighty Allah-inspired electric charge. That’ll shut those bitchez faces up quick-smart. Because let’s face it, women are to be put upon a pedestal, to be admired and worshiped. But if bitch tries to leave you, shock that slut back into reality.

The Situation Room

Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

Yahoo describes this scene as:

“U.S. President Barack Obama (R) receives an update on the ongoing response to Hurricane Sandy during a meeting with administration officials in the Situation Room of the White House in Washington.”

The Mayor describes this as, “Paper cup, paper cup, paper cup, paper cup, plastic water bottle, gold tea cup and saucer.”

Know your place, biznitches.

Worry, Don’t Be Happy

Saturday, September 22nd, 2012

The Mayor found this on Rodger’s site, where Rodg got it from is between him and his God (any God but the Christian God, natch).

The Muslims are not happy!

They’re not happy in Gaza .

They’re not happy in Egypt ..

They’re not happy in Libya .

They’re not happy in Morocco ..

They’re not happy in Iran .

They’re not happy in Iraq ..

They’re not happy in Yemen .

They’re not happy in Afghanistan ..

They’re not happy in Pakistan .

They’re not happy in Syria ..

They’re not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They’re happy in Australia .

They’re happy in England ..

They’re happy in France .

They’re happy in Italy .

They’re happy in Germany .

They’re happy in Sweden .

They’re happy in the USA .

They’re happy in Norway .

They’re happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?
Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

They blame the countries they are happy in.
And they want to change them to be like the countries they came from, where they were unhappy;

Excuse me!

Quadaffi Is Dead

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

The Mayor was driving home from Windsor last night in a torrential wind and rain storm, when his giant SUV started shaking a little bit. He thought to himself it might be the transmission, but more than likely it’s a wet distributor, and he would have it looked at in the morning. Which brings us to today. So The Mayor took the giant SUV out today and it was driving fine, no timing or shaking issues at all. Perhpas The Mayor will take it in tomorrow or early next week, he’s pretty tired today, it has been a very long week:

Muammar Gaddafi called the rebels who rose up against his 42-years of one-man rule “rats”, but in the end it was he who was captured cowering in a drainage pipe full of rubbish and filth.

In bizarre scenes, reports said the Former Libyan dictator was found hiding in a drainage culvert waving a golden gun as he tried to flee National Transitional Council fighters who had overrun his hometown and final bastion on Thursday.

Moments later, his bloodied body was stripped and displayed around the world from cellphone video.

The thing is, the giant SUV has treated The Mayor well over the last few years, hopefully it isn’t the transmission. We’ll see, there really isn’t much more The Mayor can do about it other than bring it into the shop for an inspection.

A War In Which You Hope Both Sides Lose

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

From Zero Hedge

While it is unclear if the news reported by Shia-News, and amplified by Bahrain News, is in retaliation for the recent deterioration in Iran-US relations following an allegation that Iran sought to assassinate diplomats and blow up embassies in the US using Mexican hitmen, or if this is what led to it, it appears that Iran is playing hard ball. As Bahrain News reports, referencing a new posting in Shia-News, “The Iranian leaders, furious over the Saudi intervention in Bahrain and what they call crimes against the Shiites of that country, have openly created centers to recruit volunteers for suicide bombings against Saudi Arabia’s interests worldwide. Several grand ayatollahs in Iran have issued a fatwa for Muslims to come to the aid of their Shiite brothers in Bahrain, who they claim are suffering horrific crimes from their government in collaboration with the Saudi armed forces. They further emphasized that the people of Bahrain have every right to demand freedom and their fair share from the state. Shia-News, a site associated with Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi (a hard-line Shiite Twelver and an influential figure in the suppression of Iranians during their uprising to protest the fraudulent presidential election of 2009), is registering volunteers to participate in suicide bombings against Saudi interests around the world. Hundreds have already registered. Reports from inside Iran indicate that an alert has gone out to the Revolutionary Guards Quds forces throughout the world to prepare for attacks on Saudi establishments.”

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Egypt – The Mayor Told Ya So

Friday, August 5th, 2011

How’s that Egyptian democracy coming along, you ask? Spankingly, thank you. So well, in fact, that “activists” gathered in Tahir Square – the birthplace of the *new* Egyptian democracy – were recently beaten and tossed from the square by Egyptian soldiers:

CAIRO (AP) — Egyptian army troops wielding batons and firing in the air dispersed dozens of activists holding a traditional Ramadan meal in Cairo’s central Tahrir square Friday, witnesses said.

The soldiers moved in shortly after the activists broke their daily fast during the Muslim holy month with a communal meal after sundown. The clampdown indicates Egypt’s military rulers will no longer tolerate any gathering in the square, which served as the epicenter of the uprising that toppled former President Hosni Mubarak.

A beating by military rulers is just the sweet taste of the new Egyptian democracy in action. Remember though: Mubarek was a butcher and had to be replaced at any cost. Anything is better than Mubarek. Mubarek was so bad that he actually deployed his army into Tahir Square to beat and assault pro-democracy “activists.” Sure glad that’s over and done now.

Wait. What?

I though Anderson Cooper and the rest of the western msm told us that the Egyptian army would protect these so-called “activists?” I thought Egyptians were STARVING for democracy? What was it The Mayor wrote just a few months back…

Whatever form of government comes after Mubarak, you can rest assured it will be terrible and oppressive. The msm would have us believe the protesters that want to see Mubarak buried alive are the same folk that want to bring in democratic reforms. It’s all a lie, don’t believe a word of it. The Egyptian people want what the majority of Moslems in the middle east and north Africa want: to see the US, Israel, and western values/culture destroyed.

If you really think that animals who believe executing adulterers, chopping off the hands of thieves, and killing Moslems who want to change their religion, also want western style freedoms, well my friend, you are a glue sniffer.

The Egyptians will bring in the most Allah-bad system known to man because Egyptians are ruthless tyrants at heart. They love and worship death and that is evident as to where they are as a society. 84% believe in executing any Moslem who changes his religion. Honestly, does that sound like a people that want life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

And everything old is new again.

That Arab spring didn’t last long, did it? Oh, and have you heard any news about Syria lately?

Christians Protecting Moslems During Prayer – Egypt

Friday, February 11th, 2011

The Mayor does think this is a touching picture. A kumbaya photo moment if there ever has been one. But the thing The Mayor can’t piece together is who the Christians are protecting the Moslems from?

I’m sure there’s a simple explanation that I’ve overlooked.

WikiLeaks Cables: US Agrees To Tell Russia Britain’s Nuclear Secrets

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Courtesy of The Telegraph:

The US secretly agreed to give the Russians sensitive information on Britain’s nuclear deterrent to persuade them to sign a key treaty, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.

Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.

Defence analysts claim the agreement risks undermining Britain’s policy of refusing to confirm the exact size of its nuclear arsenal.

The fact that the Americans used British nuclear secrets as a bargaining chip also sheds new light on the so-called “special relationship”, which is shown often to be a one-sided affair by US diplomatic communications obtained by the WikiLeaks website.

Details of the behind-the-scenes talks are contained in more than 1,400 US embassy cables published to date by the Telegraph, including almost 800 sent from the London Embassy, which are published online today.