Tired of men NOT leering at your chest, and not making sexist comments about your breastuals and nips? Tired of standing next to a woman who is sporting erect nipples, while the man of your dreams walks by and says, “I cannot be with you, I can only be with erect nipple woman, because of her erect nipples, obviously.” Tired of not being able to hang wet shower towels off your tiny projections?
Then you need The Nipple Bra™
New, from K-Tel and Marc in Calgary Productions®, The Nipple Bra™ is everything you always wanted and more! And more, you ask? YES, more, I say! MORE, you ask again? YES, more I say again! MOOOORE, you ask for a third time? YES, and if you ask me one more time I am going to choke you out, you stupid bastard!
The Nipple Bra™ is made from lined, sheer nylon trimmed with Daisy lace. It’s comfortable as hell. It feels as if your nipples are sleeping in caskets. Your nipples have found a new home. A luxury home. A luxury home with comfortable caskets sitting in your spacious living room.
Get that pointy nipple look. Don’t be like those non-pointy nipple girls, who probably suck in bed and can’t keep a man, the pointy nipple look will guarantee happiness in love and will get you a man (or woman) quick-smart.
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