A recent survey taken by someone/something or another, has found that NY City ranked the dirtiest city in the US (*rank* being the operative word):
The online poll of 50,000 people found that rats, funky odors and trash heaps were the main factors for the dubious distinction.
If there isn’t enough dirt for you, it also “won” the survey for being the loudest and rudest city in the country. It also ranked worst for affordability.
“ Rats, funky odors and trash heaps.” Hahaha – An obvious not-so-subtle reference to Hillary Clinton and her entourage.
It’s obvious, but rarely ever mentioned by the state-controlled media, that the filthiest, crappiest, dirtiest, begrimed, unsanitary, scummy, grubbiest cities in America are all run by liberals. Also, the most destitute, bankrupt, insolvent, impoverished, ass-brokedness cities in the US are run by liberals. It’s no coincidence. Although, NY City isn’t completely broke, yet, it does smell like ass 24/7, 366 on a leap year.
The difference between New York and other American cities is that New York has always stunk, had legions upon legions of rats, and hs always sported the loudest and rudest humans ever placed on this planet. Where as other cities around the US have slowly decayed, New York has always been decayed. No one ever goes to NY and says, “What a beautiful city!”, because it isn’t. It’s a trash heap. They just happen to have a good night life and great food everywhere. But you give up something to get something else. You get great food in NY, but you might wake up having a rat chewing off your nipple. You might be able to catch the opera on a Tuesday night, if you can hurdle over the AIDS infected homeless troll who’s drooling blood whilst gnawing on the marrow of a school child. See, you get something, but you have to give something up.
We didn’t need a survey to tell us NY is the bowel of the goat. It is, everyone with a pulse knows that. But it is good to be reminded sometimes that no matter how garbage-ish life can be, no matter what kind of horrible puke has come your way, no matter how ruthless the Lord has treated you, at least you’re not from NY.
Can The Mayor get an amen?