Traditional anarchism has challenges in earning the widespread acceptance it deserves. Now, to the rescue, comes a vibrant re-interpretation and extension of anarchistic theory that solves these problems. This is the Calvinist School of Anarchism. I should mention to you that the ‘Calvin’ in ‘Calvinist School’ is just the name of the smart fellow who put into words what everyone was thinking.
The problem of property and human rights in pre-Calvinist Anarchism. Let us face it, not all humans are equal. Many are incapable or incompetent at basic anarchist morality. These people are scum who mess it up for the legitimately socially mature anarchist. It is the people that need to be told what to do that ruin it for those that do not. In the Calvinist School of Anarchism, only those that have proven themselves by word and deed are entitled to property rights. They are titled Archons by the Calvinist School.
Those incapable, incompetent, or morally corrupt for the privileges of property rights are called Thralls. Nobody can tell an Archon what to do, how to behave, or how to dispose of their property. Thralls need to be told what to do, how to behave. They are irresponsible with property.
Of course, every human being has ‘human rights’. Thralls and Archons have human rights. Only those socially mature in anarchist morality, philosophy, and understanding are Archons. (The more detailed literature from the Calvinist School of Anarchism explains in sickening detail (for the pedants on your Christmas list) the ordeals and expectations visited upon youth in their journey from young spartiate to adult Archon). Archons can hold their own and they can, if they choose freely, be responsible for one or more Thralls. The Archon is responsible for the human rights of his Thralls, much as if they were a special class of property, like livestock.
For larger social issues requiring the free cooperation of informed Archons, the class title of Jarl can be earned. Thus in the Calvinist School of Anarchism there are three classes … Thrall, Archon, and Jarl.
Animal rights fanatics will be pleased to learn that the ‘human’ rights guaranteed (in word and deed) by the Anarchist collective to Thralls are exactly the same as those extended to house pets, live stock, and forest critters. Your house thralls and your dog deserve the same … a bowl of fresh water, some tasty meat flavored mush, a leather neck collar that is not too tight, a blanket to sleep in the furnace room …
Inspired to work towards this noble utopia, an alliance has been formed between the Anarchist Association (Calvinist) and the Sect of Set, the Snake God for the purpose of overthrowing the state and replacing it with an Anarchist (Calvinist) dictatorship of the Archons, with the Sect of Set, the Snake God as the imposed state religion. Surely no reasonable person could resist this.
Please support your AA(C) in your community. Informative literature will be available at the weekly orgy of your local chapter of Set, the Snake God.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care