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Black History Month usurped by International Women’s Day in Mitchieville

Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

Double dipping never got better.

Albertan Communist’s

Monday, March 6th, 2017

Sometimes you get a picture in your mind of what you think something should look like, but then reality hits you square in the gob and it turns out that what you thought was, isn’t.

When The Mayor was a little child, he use to think that commies were hard and tough guys who broke skulls and stuck knives into truck tires for no reason other than they could.

But as you get older, things start coming together and you meet a few of these people that once shaped your mental pictures – like commies. All of a sudden, you not only not fear them, but you start feeling sorry for them, as you figure out they are not only weak, but relatively stupid and have horrible social skillz. They probably smell terribly, as well.

Kind of like those antifa losers. The Mayor read an article a while back that said the antifa were training in the martial arts. The Mayor is sure many youngin’s (and a few oldens) read the same article and thought, “oh noes, our side of the political spectrum are in deep trouble now”.”Oh noes, the antifa probably know jujitsu.” The thing is with fighting, unless you are a fighter, knowing a martial art will get you nowhere.

Like the saying goes, “the last guy talking always loses the fight.” The antifa are made up of mostly rich kid losers who can only do damage when surrounded by like-minded simpletons. Like internet tough guys you run into on any message board. On their own though, that’s another story. When you get them one-on-one, it’s like you’re Ike Turner and antifa bitch is your Tina.

The only thing to fear is fear itself. Wow, The Mayor just made that one up, too. This turned out to be a pretty impressive post. First The Mayor posts dinosaur chickens and now an antifa post which is sure to win The Mayor a buttload of blog awards in some form.

Have a nice night.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Friday, March 3rd, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Wednesday, March 1st, 2017

The funding has moved on, but here in Mitchieville we are oozing happiness at the fine harvest of white guilt money we raked in for submitting creative, ebonical accounting paperwork to various ability challenged progressive ruling administrations. Thanks for the cash!

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Sunday, February 26th, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Saturday, February 25th, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Friday, February 24th, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Thursday, February 23rd, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

The mere mention of the topic gives me hives.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Tuesday, February 21st, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Monday, February 20th, 2017

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Monday, February 20th, 2017