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Black History Month in Mitchieville

Tuesday, February 14th, 2017

This is going to be very important. The meme is gaining steam as we speak. As to The Truth of the thing, well, consult an astrologer about that. The ‘eighty year’ cycle is pretty close to a complete cycle of Uranus, or half that of Neptune.

Moo-ooh-ah-hah.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Monday, February 13th, 2017

Jefferson Davis was a strong supporter of agricultural reforms suitable for a state that rejected industrialization and the stealing of first nations land. A great Democrat, unlike that scoundrel Lincoln, whom he opposed.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Sunday, February 12th, 2017

Those Grapes of Wrath are no longer in storage. Make America Greater than ever before. Yup.

Apologies to Jefferson Davis and the Democrat party, by the way.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Saturday, February 11th, 2017

Ah, the vision of the progressive future that is Star Trek.

Only an alt-Right meanie would consider Seven of Nine to be anything but a feminist role model. Certainly not an object of lust. There are not objects of lust in the progressive future.

Think about that, perhaps take your Lobotomyl, then you won’t have to think.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Friday, February 10th, 2017

Schopenhauer stands on his own feet and is well deserving a place in this special series in this special month. Yo.

Mina Suvari – A Tale Of Two Tale’s

Thursday, February 9th, 2017

Any guy that had been dumped by Suvari when she was a cold-stone fox is thanking their lucky stars right about now. She may have broken a lot of hearts a few years back, but now all she is breaking are eyeballs.

The Mayor supposes that if Mina Suvari was going for the Ukrainian washer-woman look, she must be ecstatic that she not only beat her own expectations, but she completely annihilated them.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Thursday, February 9th, 2017

Motivation is here. Listen to the words, work through the reason; but the real reason is the hair. Wow.

Top Reasons Why Atlanta Lost And New England Won

Tuesday, February 7th, 2017

* football deflated

* football inflated

* football neither deflated or inflated – very deceptive

* Russian hackers messed with the scoreboard

* Atlanta didn’t really lose, they won the popular vote

* Racism (New England) Trumped Love, which in turn trumped hate, which trumps all

* Prevent defense prevented victory for Atlanta

* Trump said New England would win

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Tuesday, February 7th, 2017

The title is false news. This is really from somewhere in Ontario, and the big meanies are picking on people!

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Monday, February 6th, 2017

Just to remind people how mean the Nazis are, and why it is ok to call them names and slap them. It is not like they will act like Nazi’s used to. Heck no. Or make them reappear.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Sunday, February 5th, 2017

I cannot find an Ebonic translation of this, so make do.

Black History Month in Mitchieville

Friday, February 3rd, 2017

Just saying.