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Immigration – By The Numbers

Thursday, January 5th, 2017

If you listen to the lying media (redundant), you have probably heard umpteen reasons why Trump beat the devil a few months ago. When all is said and done though, the number one reason Trump won was because of his stance on immigration. Whites are definitely fed up. They are fed up watching their country go to shit as illegals flood their towns, suck the system dry in parasitic fashion, send the crime rate through the roof, and then blame whitey for their despicable ways. So in that way the filthy garbage media are correct, Trump did win because of whitey.

However, Trump did lose the popular vote (which means nothing, but when you are a shitlib it now means everything).

If you don’t take into account the fraudulent votes cast for the devil, Trump lost the popular vote by about 2.5 million. Many folk say though that without illegal third world voting, Trump would have probably won the popular vote as well as the electoral college.

Let’s run some numbers on the back of The Mayor’s double rye and ginger napkin and see if it is at least possible that Trump would have won the popular vote had there been zero illegal aliens voting, and see what his prospects will be like in four years when said illegals are send back to vibrant towns and cities from whence they came.

First keep in mind that it has been reported (lying media) that there are somewhere in the neighbourhood of between 10 – 30 million illegals in the US stealing jobs and using the benefits American’s won’t use. Now, if the lying media says there are maximum 30 million illegals in the States, that would mean there are closer to 60 million illegals. But for the sake of shits and giggles, let’s go with their entirely made-up bullshit number of 30 million.

Out of 30 million, approximately 20 million are *entitled* to vote. If only 50% of actual non-illegal American’s voted, then that gives us a number of 10 million illegals *legally* voting. How many of those 10 million do you think voted for the guy that said he was going to kick them out, and how many voted for the whore that said she would give them more free shit courtesy of White Man Inc.?


Even draw the numbers down somewhat and cut them in half. Trump still kills it. And probably ups his electoral numbers as well.

So there you have it.

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The Calvinist School of Anarchism

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

Traditional anarchism has challenges in earning the widespread acceptance it deserves. Now, to the rescue, comes a vibrant re-interpretation and extension of anarchistic theory that solves these problems. This is the Calvinist School of Anarchism. I should mention to you that the ‘Calvin’ in ‘Calvinist School’ is just the name of the smart fellow who put into words what everyone was thinking.

The problem of property and human rights in pre-Calvinist Anarchism. Let us face it, not all humans are equal. Many are incapable or incompetent at basic anarchist morality. These people are scum who mess it up for the legitimately socially mature anarchist. It is the people that need to be told what to do that ruin it for those that do not. In the Calvinist School of Anarchism, only those that have proven themselves by word and deed are entitled to property rights. They are titled Archons by the Calvinist School.

Those incapable, incompetent, or morally corrupt for the privileges of property rights are called Thralls. Nobody can tell an Archon what to do, how to behave, or how to dispose of their property. Thralls need to be told what to do, how to behave. They are irresponsible with property.

Of course, every human being has ‘human rights’. Thralls and Archons have human rights. Only those socially mature in anarchist morality, philosophy, and understanding are Archons. (The more detailed literature from the Calvinist School of Anarchism explains in sickening detail (for the pedants on your Christmas list) the ordeals and expectations visited upon youth in their journey from young spartiate to adult Archon). Archons can hold their own and they can, if they choose freely, be responsible for one or more Thralls. The Archon is responsible for the human rights of his Thralls, much as if they were a special class of property, like livestock.

For larger social issues requiring the free cooperation of informed Archons, the class title of Jarl can be earned. Thus in the Calvinist School of Anarchism there are three classes … Thrall, Archon, and Jarl.

Animal rights fanatics will be pleased to learn that the ‘human’ rights guaranteed (in word and deed) by the Anarchist collective to Thralls are exactly the same as those extended to house pets, live stock, and forest critters. Your house thralls and your dog deserve the same … a bowl of fresh water, some tasty meat flavored mush, a leather neck collar that is not too tight, a blanket to sleep in the furnace room …

Inspired to work towards this noble utopia, an alliance has been formed between the Anarchist Association (Calvinist) and the Sect of Set, the Snake God for the purpose of overthrowing the state and replacing it with an Anarchist (Calvinist) dictatorship of the Archons, with the Sect of Set, the Snake God as the imposed state religion. Surely no reasonable person could resist this.

Please support your AA(C) in your community. Informative literature will be available at the weekly orgy of your local chapter of Set, the Snake God.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care

Mitchieville in the Vanguard of Progress

Monday, December 5th, 2016

The oppressed tax payers of Ontario should look to the example of Mitchieville. Before the Mayor of Mitchieville became Mayor, Mitchieville had another name. It had problems. It had taxes, but no services; it had social unrest; it had a bloated civil service which was uncouth and lazy. Kinda like Toronto is today.

The Bolshevik press is supporting Toronto mayor what’s his name in his creation of a road tax. Another fine crumb of fact is that the Bolshevik press is admitting that the city has been neglecting the maintenance of infrastructure for some decades. Funny, when you mentioned this very thing over the last decades, you were called a racist.

How to make up the money shortfall to pay for infrastructure spending? Do what the Mayor of Mitchieville did.

Proscription List. Just who were these incompetents and social parasites who did not do their job over the last few decades, Toronto? Let us have some names. Politicians, bureaucrats, …

Writs of Attainder. Seize the assets of these creatures who have abused their responsibilities. Use that money to make up the spending.

The Guillotine.

All of these methods of social governance are celebrated in cultures other than that of the oppressive, white, racist, sexist scum who pollute the clean soil of Ontario. So, they must be good.

The first thing is a list. Who are those responsible for multiple decades of ‘inadequate spending’ on infrastructure.

Grabbed By The Poosay

Thursday, December 1st, 2016

I was feeling good, really great,
On that Tuesday, November 8.
I was in my happy place,
Also known as my safe space.

I had cast my vote, “I’m With Her!”
She’s going to win, that much is sure.
I turned on the tube, to CNN,
A SJW’s bestest best friend.

There was Dana Bash and Anderson Cooper,
They said Trump will take it up the pooper.
And if anyone knows how to take it up the pooper,
It’s Dana Bash and Anderson Cooper.

The results came in and as expected.
It looked like The Hill would be elected.
I had a grin from ear to ear,
That’s exactly what I wanted to hear.

But then all of a sudden things started to change,
I started to scratch like I had mange.
The TV told me that Trump was starting to win,
So much for my shit-eating grin.

This isn’t right, it cannot be!
Wisconsin for Trump? Double fuck me!
Michigan, Penn, and Florida too?
A fascist nightmare I’m being put through.

In the end when all was said and done,
An homophoberacistislamophobe had won.
I threw myself down and started to cry,
Because that’s what you do when you’re a shitlib manlet guy.

Oh Soro’s, Van Jones, Oh Burnett and Wolf Blitzer,
It looks like my panties are tied in a twister.
I’l scream and I’ll sob and I’ll wail and I’ll riot,
What I should really do is go on a cultural Marxist diet.

I can’t accept the fact that we lost,
And that Donald J Trump is now our new boss.
I’ll live every moment like it’s my last day,
I can feel the tight grip on my broken poosay.

The Bedbug Initiative

Thursday, September 29th, 2016

Mitchieville is a caring place.

One of the great scourges of our time (and, conveniently, one we can talk about without raising the ire of our progressive masters) is that of the epidemic of bedbugs. The little blood suckers have come back from the past and have re-estabished themselves in Western society. Now some cultures do not view sharing their beds with insects as ‘bad’, like white racist rapist cultures do. So funding to combat these pests has been non-existent (like racism before the victims of racism showed up in this racist shithole of a country to complain about inadequate handouts), but now, hurrah!, now that the little bloodsuckers have spread into the residential neighborhoods of social workers, something is starting to be done. Using third world accounting methods, the Supreme Central Library of Mitchieville, in partnership with Tiny Tot Toys and Munitions, is pleased to reveal that we have been dipping into a diversity of funding streams, for the aim of finding solutions, creating dialogue, and listening to voices. Yup.

Saturday, August 20th, 2016

The weekly horoscope has moved to The Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence.

Racism, Rape Culture, and Baby Fight Club

Friday, March 4th, 2016

Yeah, sure, my racist, rapist, oozing white privilege wanna be plantation owner (with slaves) co-workers were having a white privilege sausage squeeze-fest over some articles in the corporate media about some ‘baby fight club’ article. One of my sadist co-workers was at the point of tears during the discussion about the case. I wanted to strangle her for her white privilege, the honky bitch. Obviously, this story is just some sort of cover to protect Donald Trump from the critical eye of the progressive media. And, and I mean and, let us face it, ‘baby fight club’ is a racist weasel phrase designed to appropriate foreign cultural practice and vilify them.

Other cultures celebrate conflict between children, and, unlike the dominant racist patriarchy which oppresses us all here, encourages it. I nearly vomited listening to all the white privilege. Racist scum. After lunch, I denounced them all to human resources, using the confidential snitch line. How dare they impose their hate filled culture of institutional racism!

When I got home, I went down to the basement where I keep a few undocumented-Canadians in culturally appropriate housing. Inspired, I (using google translate) suggested that the occupant of cell A fight the occupant of cell B. The winner would get the food ration for both, and the loser would be burnt alive, in keeping with their cultural practices and traditions. A blessing actually, as the person being burnt alive gets an express ticket to the pleasures of the afterlife in the Welfare State shopping mall in the sky. I drank some beer while A and B brawled in the basement rec room where my pool table used to be. Then, the bar-b-que outside in the snow. The lucky victor had a double helping of creme of turnip soup, and four brussel sprouts (what a roughage plus feast!). I could only think of their delight for tomorrow when they get all you can eat pork roast, cut fresh and steamy off the tibia.

Still, the atmosphere of hate that lingers at work oppresses me. These co-workers of mine, they need to suffer.

Horoscope for the week

Monday, February 8th, 2016

When am I going to get paid? Where is my money? I want my money.

Yes, we have all had this problem. Remember the time you lent twenty bucks to your drunken friend at the Superbowl … years ago, now. And the miserable cactus has not paid you back. Hundred dollar emergency loans to decrepit relatives and fawning in-laws. Or the boss or business partner. Or the bank. Did they lie to you? Take advantage of your spiritual, caring nature? So many questions. The self doubt begins to ooze out of your eyes and armpits like black snot.

Astrology, the science of predicting the future, older and better than the snake oil mumbo jumbo and endless pills of the white coated wallet rapists of the public health care system, has the answers. Be at rest. Send me your money. Solutions will come after. Why wait? Your friends are consulting astrologers about stuff.

You want answers. I want your money. Go suffer without your horoscope for a while. Go to your room, no dinner. Brat. Send me your money.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

Green Shoots & Leaves

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016

Whenever someone says something to The Mayor, or re-tells negative financial news, or anything that isn’t positive, The Mayor covers his ears and says out loud, “La la la la la la la la la” very, very loud.

It helps. It helps alot.

OPEC’s Serious Decline Forecast For U.S. Shale Is Exaggerated

The Seneca Trap

Negative Interest Rates Already in Fed’s Official Scenario

Whether it’s falling oil prices, trouble in China or geopolitical uncertainty, Wall Street has a long list of worries steering money towards safe havens like gold.
“As we have seen stock markets around the world tumble dramatically, the need to protect capital has increased — and gold has benefited from that,” said Juan Carlos, director of investment research at the World Gold Council.

GoPro is Poster Child for IPO Market Scams

The credit ratings of ten of the largest energy companies just got downgraded by Standard & Poor’s.

The International Maritime Organization said it had received a shipping warning from North Korea of its intention to launch an earth observation satellite between 8 and 25 February.

How The Masses Deal With Risk (And Why They Remain Poor)

Relatively immune until now, Montana is being positioned for a flood of “refugees” over the next 18 months, as the IRC is urged to open offices in heavily populated Missoula, Montana

Retail Apocalypse: 2016 Brings Empty Shelves And Store Closings All Across America

Sears – Just Die Already

Tuesday, January 26th, 2016

Sears Canada is about to drop the Craftsman hammer on more stores throughout Canada, as sales have been sucking more than an Eureka SuctionSeal upright vacuum cleaner:

Sears’s sales declines over the past decade underline the urgency for it to reduce its footprint. The retailer’s sales have plummeted by almost half to what is expected to be just more than $3-billion in fiscal 2015 from about $6-billion 10 years earlier

According to the article, the big difference between this round of store closings and the previous 6 billion rounds of store closings, is that this time around, landlord’s don’t have businesses to replace Sears with. Before this, landlord’s would happily rip up a Sears lease because there were tons of other businesses ready and willing to have their asses handed to them on a platter (Target, Best Buy, Big Lots, Staple’s, etc). But now? Not so much. Landlord’s are stuck with giant anchor holes filled in between with 50% junk stores that are already dead but don’t know it yet (Rikki’s, Cleo, Dynamite, Claire’s, Tip Top Tailor, Old Navy, American Eagle, Bluenotes, Fairweather, Le Chateau, etc).

Brick and mortar for the most part has had it. The high end malls will still do well for a while, but sooner or later they’ll be finished as well. Outlet malls will survive until people realize that they are broke and outlet prices are ridiculous and the quality of their merchandise is pure shit.

Nothing is new and exciting, people are broke as a joke, quality isn’t a real word any more, and The Mayor looks terrific when he wears tight shirts. That’s the truth, and the truth shall make you horny.

Green Shoots & Leaves

Sunday, January 10th, 2016

The Mayor hasn’t posted a Green Shoots & Leaves in years because everything in the world is pretty much next to perfect now. The world economy, and especially the U.S of A’s, is coming along all tickety boo. Libya is now a hotbed of democracy, Ukraine is better than best, the Syrian people are enjoying their newfound freedoms, Egypt is back to a way better normal, and Yemen doesn’t even exist because you have never once heard of Yemen from those who would report news about that country if there actually was a country by that name that indeed existed.

Having said that, The Mayor has been sitting on a few links he would like to share with you. Crap links mostly. Just a bunch of lies really. Here goes nothing:

Germany Erupts Into Chaos As Protesters Declare “Rapefugees Not Welcome”

Was This Fantasy Syria Timeline Leaked To Push For Open War?

Fenris started posting his “Activist vs Activist” pieces about 8 years ago. Finally the world is starting to catch up:
Arms-length bitches, Arms-length.”

A Nation of Fly Larvae: Obama and Gun Control

Baltimore Sun Editor Says She Feels Safer From Black Criminals Wielding Guns than she does from White Permitted Gun Owners **The Mayor will bet anyone a cheese sandwich that the woman in question lives in a predominantly white area of outer Baltimore than in the heavily black area of anywhere else Baltimore

Forecasting a Million Muslim Mob

2016 Theme #3: The Rise of Independent (non-state) Crypto-Currencies

This is What Happens after PE Firms Get Through with a Retailer

Study finds higher minimum wage hurting youth employment **UNpossible!!

The Clinton-Cosby Connection: Trump Shows How to Beat the Left

Harold Meyerson hates White America

Autopsy – Lessons from Failed Startups

Residents say ‘slaughter to start any day’ after IS seizes Libya town