Archive for the ‘News’ Category

More Wretched Pride

Sunday, June 30th, 2013

There is no crime during Pride. Kinda makes you proud, eh? Crime only happens when the Media allows you to perceive it.

Let us not go looking for it
, shall we? If you do, you can find it here. Unless you are looking for some sort of video only seen by journos type crime, which is brought to you by the same people, again.

The Future Perfect World

Sunday, June 16th, 2013

Gun Control looms on the horizon of the West. The Future Perfect world is here. There are more tapeworms, mosquitoes, and bedbugs than humans to feed upon. The anemic tax payers are starting to squeek, to move from high crime, high tax, high diversity areas to places less like the future and more like the past. The tax spenders, well, they just exist. Who wants to be like them? Besides, I do not speak never-English, celebrate literacy, and am intolerant of bedbugs. I cannot crawl out of my white skin which has Racist written on it. This is the Future Perfect World, where Mud People gather by the tribal campfire to squat in wisdom, and my confiscated income funds it all. Alliance with terrorists? Check! Watched by the State? Check! No Go N-people areas in my home town? Check! (more…)

Man Meets Man, Men Become Women, Women Beat Up Women Who Want To Be Men – Diversity Rocks!

Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

This is one of the few times The Mayor has needed both a calculator and the Urban Dictionary to figure out what the hell an article was about:

In what has been described as a “horrifying” incident two women were attacked  by a group of men who identified themselves as “transgender women” at the Portland State University “Law and Disorder Conference” which billed itself as a “provocative space for comparative critical dialogue between activists, revolutionaries, educators, artists, musicians, scholars, dancers, actors and writers”.

The women were attacked in a coordinated assault as they sat at a table which sold feminist books and literature. The men destroyed the books and marked up the table display with permanent markers. One of the women was also marked up by the men. Predominantly male conference onlookers by all reports allowed the attack to take place, watching in stunned silence. Two males affiliated with the same group as the feminists - Deep Green Resistance - were also in attendance and the “trans women” threw a projectile at the head of one of them.

According to reports, the transgender males or “trans women” took issue with the feminist content in the Deep Green Resistance materials. Specifically, a portion of the materials reflected the feminist position that social roles based on sex are undesirable and harmful to women.

The Mayor is a little confused as to what happened, but just as long as these fine folk are still allowed to adopt babies, join the Boy Scouts, and teach our children values, morals, and non-educational things in school, then all is fine.

Notice the highlit part of the article that says the “predominantly male onlookers allowed the attack to take place.” Keep in mind that’s assuming that the male onlookers were actually male.” The Mayor would not rush to judgement on that lest he be taken as a BLTaphobe. Also, even if the males were actually male, which they probably might or could have possibly been or not, why in the world would the onlookers defend feminists against their transgender attackers? That could, or may not possibly so or possibly not, be construed as a sexual hate crime against an oppressed group.

Best leave all the bitches alone and let them slap each other senseless until small trickles of blood drip from their collective noses.

The end.

Ding Dong The Twinkie Is Alive – But Don’t Look For The Union Label

Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

The energy it takes to come up with a title like that would exhaust most men for the rest of the day. Fortunately though, The Mayor takes a men’s multi-vitamin daily, and now he is impervious to exhaustion. Anyway, Twinkies are back, but their lazy, creamy, gooey and soft filling has not been asked back to work:

The new owners of Twinkies snack cakes announced last week they will re-open four shuttered production plants in the coming months, but have no intention of doing business with the labor unions that have represented the workers at those bakeries for generations.

The management of the now defunct Hostess plants told the ex-union that if they couldn’t make major concessions then they would shut down all the plants. Union workers’ rolled the dice thinking management was bluffing, but in the end it turned out they weren’t. And now the ex-union members get to sit at home all day, watching Oprah and eating salty snack foods.

A vote of conscience is one thing, but a vote based on greed is another. The Mayor isn’t suggesting ex-union members voted to strike because of greed, but then again he’s pretty sure many of them did just that. And now they get a paycheque each week of nothing but zero’s. The union told them to vote against Hostess and the workers’ did just that. Even when it was obvious they were about to shutter the doors of the plant, the workers’ wouldn’t give in. And now they are unemployed, many will be living in cars, their families destitute, and their wives turning tricks for dented cans of ravioli.

However, The Mayor guarantees you one thing: the fat, stinky, lying bullshit artist union leaders will have found work elsewhere by now, they haven’t missed a beat. And their message at their new gig will be the same as the old gig: don’t let management mess you around, they are only bluffing.

The Way We Were

Sunday, April 28th, 2013

Boy, looking at this picture of how folks lived way back when really makes you think, doesn’t it? The way they dressed, the way they looked, the way they acted and thought, it really gives one pause for consideration. They look so poor, so downtrodden, so helpless, yet they had each other and that’s really all that counts. The Mayor is telling you right now, those were hard times, they were the best and worst of times. But they made it, and so did we, and looking back now we can honestly say that 1987 will stick in our memory forever.

Why did they need 200 bullets to kill him?

Sunday, April 21st, 2013

Via We The People

Last night, I watched the amateur home video of the shootout between Boston and Watertown police and the person referred to as “Suspect #1.”

I learned that there were something on the order of 200 shots fired during that firefight.

Think about that for just a moment.  It took a dozen or more cops, who are trained professionals, who practice on at least a weekly basis with their firearms, to fire 200 rounds before he finally died.

Yet our politicians (at least here in New York, and some in Washington — as well as other places, I’m sure) are saying that the most anyone needs to have to protect himself from armed intruders is seven rounds in the magazine.

Why Deport Him?

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

The Saudi National who was the FBI’s initial “person of interest” in the Boston bombings (but isn’t “interesting” any more, is being deported next week:

“I just learned from my own sources that he is now going to be deported on national security grounds next Tuesday,” Emerson said.

So he’s not a “person of interest” in the Boston bombings, and he’s here on a student Visa, yet he’s being deported on NATIONAL SECURITY GROUNDS?

Huh?

Comments Are Working, Permalink As Well

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

The comments are back up and running again in Mitchieville, and so are the permalinks. So start commenting and start linking the Mayor again.

Archives, Statcounter, Link ‘O The Day and a few other things are still down, but we’re working on them and they should be good in no time flat.

It’s only been 10 week’s, but we’re nearly there. Thanks for your patience.

Did the Mayor mention you should start commenting again?

$700 million In Katrina Aid Gone Missing – What Be Happen To It?

Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

$700 million in Katrina aid has gone missing. However, there is no need to involve Sherlock Holmes in this mystery, there is a chance authorities have stumbled upon a few clues:

A new report by the Department of Housing and Urban Development paints a grim picture of a program that was supposed to help Louisiana’s Katrina victims protect their homes from future storms – to the tune of $700 million in misplaced taxpayer money.

The relief program, which disbursed grants of up to $30,000 to more than 24,000 homeowners, was supposed to be used to elevate homes and protect property in areas vulnerable to storm surges. Instead, as the report by Inspector General of the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) David Montoya now shows, of the $1 billion earmarked for home improvements, homeowners seem to have spent a striking majority – at least $700 million – on anything but.

According to Montoya, the program’s intent seems to have been completely ignored by most Louisiana residents who received HUD grants:

We have $700 million that we can’t account for and that certainly did not go to elevating homes and preventing future damage from storms,” Montoya said in an interview to ABC.

This is money we can’t afford to lose. This is money that we don’t get back and this is money that we can’t put toward other disaster victims,” he added.

The Elevation Incentive agreement specifically stated that if the homeowner did not elevate his or her home within 3 years of the signed agreement, the owner must repay the full grant amount to the State. The grant amounts awarded to the eligible homeowners were disbursed in one lump sum directly to the homeowner upon signing the binding agreement.”

As of late April 2012, only 18 of the homeowners who were “noncompliant” with the agreement had returned their grant money, at least in part, for a total of $200,900. Meanwhile $119.2 million had actually been used for home elevations – a less than one fifth of the total sum that has “gone missing.”

Instead of telling residents that the government will pay up to $30,000 for them to get their houses elevated, and all the residents would have to do was send the government an actual invoice from a reputable renovation company – one that was on the governments “approved list”, the government instead gave a blank cheque to these people in the hope they would do the right thing and spend the money responsibly.

And the peoples didn’t do the right thing.

Colour The Mayor surprised.

Now there’s not a chance any of that money will be paid back and the taxpayer is on the line for a cool $700. $700 million buys a lot of malt liquor and weed. The recipients of this taxpayer money will tell you that first-hand.

Gifarific

Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

To say that’s probably not the first time the young lady has taken a barrage of balls to her face would be the ultimate in lowbrow humour, so, The Mayor is just going to compliment her on her lovely pink bikini bottoms.

Margaret Thatcher Has Died

Monday, April 8th, 2013

“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”

RIP.

North Korea – Obliterate This

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

Insanely jealous of Gangnam Style and eager to impress his newest BFF – American ambassador to North Korea Dennis Rodman – North Korean leader Kim Cattrell Kim Kardashian Kim Mitchell Kim Jong-un has been threatening everything that has a star or a stripe attached to it recently. This is a learned behaviour passed down from father to son, the elder knowing full well an American (or British, or whatever) axiom that “the squeaky wheel gets the grease.”

And North Korea is anything if not squeaky. And wheely. And greasy. However, Kim Jong-un didn’t get all greased-up by himself, he, and his daddy certainly had friends that helped lather up their midget bodies, courtesy of buckets of sweet crude. Like, the Clinton administration and our good friends and spatula exporters, the Chicoms.

Remembering back to 1998, Clinton’s military chief of staff testified that the Norks didn’t have an active ballistic missile program. A week after testifying, the North Koreans launched a missile over Japan. Oops, chief of staff, “my bad.”

Instead of taking a hard-line against the Norks, Clinton sent Jimmy Carter to Pyongyang to negotiate a deal. A few days later Chamberlain Carter returned, proclaiming that the world can rest easy, to go home and have a nice, quiet sleep.

The American’s sent North Korea tankers and tankers of oil, a ton of cash, medical supplies and food, and the the government of North Korea went on to starve 1 million of its own people.

The one-way Carter agreement was a joke. There was nothing in the agreement that allowed anyone to verify whether or not Pyongyang was developing nukes. For their part, the Chicoms were happy to funnel nuclear technology through Pakistan in return for No Dong ballistic missile technology.

1998 was also the same year South Korea introduced The Sunshine Policy, intended to bring greater contact between North and the South. That worked well, until it didn’t.

Every few years when the Norks are running low on heating oil, or medical supplies, or knock-off videos from the Pacific Mall in Markham Ontario, the Great Leader (not Obama, the Kim fella), holds his breath, screams like a toddler who was denied a chocolate chip cookie, and the West acquiesces and gives him whatever he wants.

This time is no different.

Kim is freaking out, and you can rest assure that he will eventually get tankers of heating oil, medical supplies, and a ton of knock-off vids from the Pacific Mall (8 video’s for $20, cant’-miss deal).

Already there are rumblings from the White House (John “Horseface” Kerry, the ex-ketchup magnate) that North Korea can enter into negotiations. Negotiations have worked so well in the past 15 years, why not give it another shot? But, as Horseface Kerry mentioned, the North Koreans have to be “serious” this time. No more dressing up in funny red noses and floppy feet, they need to be SERIOUS this time.

And their seriousness will guarantee them whatever the hell they want. Rinse and repeat.