Archive for the ‘Obama Chronicles’ Category

Bill Clinton’s And Obama’s Views On Illegal Immigration

Thursday, February 9th, 2017

You can see why the sjw hero’s are so upset at Trump; his views on illegal immigration are way out of the mainstream.

No Answers, Just Questions

Monday, January 25th, 2010

A co-worker at work said that Obama cannot be impeached.  He said that the oppressed taxspenders would rise up if that happened.

1) Can Obama be impeached if the N-people riot across North America?

2) Will the N-people riot if Obama is being impeached?

3) Will community activist organizations, such as ACORN, NOI, the Bloods, the Crips, and the communist party, act to discourage unrest, or increase it?

4) Will the foreign enemies of the United States use this unrest to their advantage?

5) Will the foreign enemies of the United States encourage the unrest?

6) To what extent will foreign enemies of the United States proactively encourage this unrest, to their advantage?

7) If the United States is distracted by civil unrest, would that be a good time to crush Israel, settle old scores with your neighbor, or whatever.

The Obamacle Chronicles

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Dear Diary,

I’m not even trying any more. I’m just mailing these fluff pieces in. I don’t care how stupid these articles make me sound, I am in love with Barack Obama and I don’t care who knows it. Hahaha, look at me, I’d giddy like a school girl.

Anyway, have a peak at what my company (AP) now considers *journalism* –

Ten-year-old Kennedy Corpus has a rock-solid excuse for missing the last day of school: a personal note to her teacher from President Barack Obama.

Her father, John Corpus of Green Bay, stood to ask Obama about health care during the president’s town hall-style meeting at Southwest High School on Thursday. He told Obama that his daughter was missing school to attend the event and that he hoped she didn’t get in trouble.

“Do you need me to write a note?” Obama asked. The crowd laughed, but the president was serious.

On a piece of paper, he wrote: “To Kennedy’s teacher: Please excuse Kennedy’s absence. She’s with me. Barack Obama.” He stepped off the stage to hand-deliver the note – to Kennedy’s surprise.

“I thought he was joking until he started walking down,” Kennedy said after the event, showing off the note in front of a bank of television cameras. “It was like the best thing ever.”

Imagine, I write up 250 words of pure idol worship, AP prints it, and I walk away with a paycheque. What a great world we live in. Except for America.

Well diary, I’m off to bed. And you know who I’ll be dreaming about all night? Hahahaha, you be damn right, girlfriend.

The Obamacle Chronicles

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Dear diary,

Today I interviewed Barack and we talked and talked about everything under the sun. Real important issues, like whether he wears boxers of briefs (giggle), and how hot he likes his showers (giggle x 2), and then we spoke about his two perfect daughters-Shokeesha and Momeisha  Malia & Sasha.

I asked Obamacutiepie if he was worried about when the time came for his daughters to date, how would he handle the situation, and here’s what he said:

Now, I worry about them when they’re teenagers where, you know, you’re already embarrassed about your parents and even more embarrassed on TV all the time,” Obama told Newsweek magazine. “And dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I’m perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it.”

If Barack was any sweeter he would drip maple syrup. I did have some questions to ask my master about Iran, Pakistan and his governments theft of the auto and financial industries, but then Barack flashed me his dark brown eyes and I plum forgot to ask him. Maybe next time (lol..whatever).

Tomorrow I’ve been assigned to cover Barack when he takes our his kids to the Dairy Queen. I just betcha he orders a Dilly bar.

The Obama Chronicles

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

obama-soccer

Dear Diary,

Today Obama went to see his daughters’ soccer games. It was amazing. He was wearing a White Sox jacket, jeans, and a white shirt!

I love the fact that Obama is the only president ever to love his children and actually do anything with them. Obama loves children so much that the first thing he did while in office was to invoke an executive decision overturning a ban on state funding for family-planning groups, sending American tax dollars overseas so women can have abortion after abortion after abortion. See, he loves kids so much that he wants us to concentrate on the kids we have here on earth right now, instead of messing around with kids that aren’t even born yet.

Anyway, back to the soccer game. Here is what I wrote yesterday, the AP actually ran it! LOL!!!11!!

At one point, after Sasha’s team scored, the president excitedly shouted “go … go … go … goal.”

Hahaha–that was actually ME shouting GO….GO….GO…because I was having an orgasm just looking at Obama!

I know, I really should keep my composure and at least act like I’m unbiased. BUT I CAN’T!!! LOL!!!!!11!!

I have to go now, diary, I’m off to cover Barack at a the Foot Locker. He’s going to buy new shoes! GO…GO….GO…;)