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I Have A Theory – And It’s Fabulous!

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

The Mayor is sure that many of you viewed this picture and thought it was Albert Einstein, but you’re mistaken. It’s actually his older brother, Lance Einstein. Lance Einstein was also a physicist, and he came up with the theory of creativity. Creativity in shoes, that is. He’s often regarded as the Mother of modern creativity. Creativity in shoes, that is. For those of you not familiar, here’s what his theory looks like – G/AY.

Great Old Photo’s

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

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I think this never-before-seen picture of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski is pretty amazing. Look at how the lovebirds are sitting up against the couch, his arm around her tightly; they’re having a *moment* dag gummit! I’d bet $300 of Fenris’ money that Bill and Monica just had sexy in the Oval office. Look at the way Lewinski is smelling Bill’s hand. He probably has love on it. She’s smelling his love hand.

Imagine, Bill Clinton; the first President to have an extra-marital affair while serving in the highest office in the country.

What? It’s not Bill and Monica? Sure it is. Open yer eyes!