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Optical Disillusionment

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

I don’t get it. It’s a candle holder, ainit?

Obama Is the Son of God

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Small wonder he seems to be able to swat away the glamour and charisma of Sarah Palin like a bothersome mosquitoe (that’s the Dan Quayle spelling).

[A glittery bauble smuggled over from Keyser's Lair]

ISN’T IT ROMANTIC….

Monday, October 6th, 2008

If only it was this easy:

(Parts of) America Still in Love with Sarah Palin?

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Keyser is genuinely puzzled. The polls seem to indicate that that fake Obama (and who’s even heard him say a word in weeks?) is pulling ahead of McCain, and McCain supposedly gives up on Michigan, and SNL continues to make fun of Palin, and Letterman continues to be an asshole about her and McCain. So if you just read the news, it sounds like McCain may as well pack it in. But then things like this come up:
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Saturday Afternoon Anti-Industrial Park

Friday, October 3rd, 2008
Saturday Afternoon Anti-Industrial Park
Carsarebad Park, Christchurch

Carsarebad Park, Christchurch

Ripple Optical Illusion

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008


The good folks at Amazing Optical Illusions describe this illusion as the Ripple Optical Illusion. I think it is named that because of the optical portion of the illusion combined with the ripple effect. Personally, I would have named it the Optical Ripple Illusion, or the Illusion of Optical Rippleness. However, I’m known as a person who thinks outside the box. It’s true, to hell with the inner box, I say.

G Marks The Spot

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

When I say the words *collagen injection*, I’m sure most of you think of lips. Celebrities were getting collagen injections for years, then it became mainstream, and now we don’t even think about it.

Now there is a new twist for collagen, it’s not just for lips any more:

A collagen injection which is designed to enhance women’s pleasure around the G-spot is being launched in the UK.

The G-Shot, which is given under local anaesthetic and takes about half an hour, is being hailed as the latest lunchtime procedure.

A specially designed speculum is used to help direct the injection into the G-spot, with effects lasting around four months.

The £800 jab temporarily enlarges the G-spot to the size of a 10p in width and a quarter of an inch in height.

This makes the G-spot easier to locate and highly sensitive, which it is claimed could enhance sexual arousal and gratification.

I’m not sure how big 10p is, but if it’s not the size of a cannon ball, I’m probably still going to miss it…even with a sledgehammer.

So far only 5 people in Britain have had the injection, so who knows how far it will go.

I just can’t get past the fact that a person would allow some numbskull doctor to shove a needle in their snapper because they think they’ll get longer orgasms. I don’t care if I could get an orgasm to last 45 minutes, I sure as hell am not going to allow some demented head the opportunity to stick a needle in my cock. No siree. Not again. I mean, no siree.

Hey, shut up. don’t judge me, I come from a broken home.

What a witty title

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Optical Illusion Week In Mitchieville

Monday, March 31st, 2008


This is an oldie but a goodie. There are 13 faces to be found amongst the clutter, can you find all 13? You can? Well then, you’re some sort of genius. Congratulations, smart guy/girl, good job on making the rest of us feel small.

I see 7 faces, is anyone having better luck than me?

Click on the pic for a larger look.

One of them there optical illusion thingies

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

You’re suppose to stare at the picture for a few seconds, then back up about 12 feet.

Did you see it? I didn’t either, but it’s suppose to work.

I backed up 12 feet and I didn’t see it. So then I backed up about 20 feet more and had a look, but I saw nothing. I went across the street to my neighbours place, had a peak, but nada. So then I drove to the airport, took a flight to Japan, climbed Mt. Fuji, looked through the most powerful telescope in the world, and still there was nothing.

It’s not like I didn’t try.

The picture might have come from Entensity.

Optical Disillusionment

Sunday, April 3rd, 2005

If you’re strung out on any hallucinogenic right now, you might not want to click on this link . I love optical illusions, they just seem so optical and illusionatory(not a real word) to me. This particular optical illusion is pretty damn amazing as far as they go. I know alot of people who can’t see opticals, I wonder if it’s because they’re stupid? Naw, I know a great deal of smart people who can never seem to see them, maybe they think with the other side of their brain or something. Either way, go check it out and be prepared to say the words “wow” and “freaky”.